Beware Crazy Cat Lady

This cat blank journal preserves the precious moments! A cat journal for you to record your cat's life as it happens! With lots of space for snapshots of your best friend and companion! This blank book gives cat lovers the opportunity to chart their growth. There is a page for birth information, vaccine records, even a page to place your cat's paw prints! You can take photos of your kitten discovering his world as he grows into an adult. This blank book is the ultimate keepsake for every cat owner! There are pages that allow you to add a photo, then write what your kitten or cat did that day. Don't miss the happy moments when your companion is sleeping, bounding across the living room, their first birthday or favorite things to do! With this cat diary you will be able to admire and preserve your favorite memories to enjoy the happy moments for years! Space is provided for cat owners to tape or paste in their own photos. Start creating lasting memories today with this journal and scrapbook for your kitten or cat! This journal is the perfect size to carry with you in a tote bag, purse or briefcase. Makes a GREAT gift for your cat lover friends and relatives.

From Hairballs to Hair Straightening . . . Women face certain challenges when they reach, um, a certain age and who doesn't enjoy a funny cat story? With essays, really bad poetry and ridiculous photos of the author and her cats (as well as some unsuspecting family members), "Confessions of a Crazy Cat Lady . . . And Othe Possibly Demented Meanderings" offers the best of both worlds. Topics cover the full gamut of two- and four-legged dilemmas-divorced and dating after many years of marriage, purse envy, weight loss and gain, body image (human) and escape attempts, euthanasia, and rock-swallowing (critter), among other subjects. Culled from a massive literary database (aka the rather demented mind of author Sandra Gurvis), some writings appeared in publications such as Columbus Monthly, I Love Cats, and the anthology CAT'S MEOW, while others are completely original. This book is a must-read for cat ladies, aspiring cat ladies and/or people who love cats and/or women. It can also serve as precautionary guide for those wishing to avoid cat ladydom. But like potato chips and sometimes felines themselves-the stories may be hard to stop reading after just one!

Crazy Cat Lady (noun): A badge of honor for people who know cats are awesome. Do you often wake up covered in cat hair? Do you keep adopting more and more cats—then staying home Friday nights to cuddle them? Proclaim your feline obsession proudly! Joyfully illustrated with cheeky mottoes, flowcharts, and fun facts throughout, this little book is an affectionate tribute to cats and the cool ladies who love them. Includes a bonus sheet of colorful stickers!

Enigmatic, alluring and almost always quirky, cats and the ladies that love them share much in common. As individual as their feline counterparts, crazy cat women exude charm and, while they have their eccentricities, they refuse to hide them. Instead, they take center stage and celebrate what makes them unique; the bond between femme fatale and feline furry. While some sneer at the general adoration cat ladies dish out to their beloved puss (along with the finest fresh salmon) those of us in the know understand that what we give out, we get back in so many delightful ways. Yes, cat ladies go the extra mile when it comes to anything feline related. It's all part of the fun. So here's to all you feline loving ladies! This book is a celebration of your pawsomeness. And if you're on the fence when it comes to embracing your inner cat craziness, but recognize some of the 50 traits outlined in these pages, don't be shy. Come join the party - it really is where all the cool cats hang out.

The Crazy Cat Lady is an icon in America. Is she an heiress who lost her fortune and has no job skills? A divorcee who didn't have a good lawyer? Or an angel sent by St. Francis to care for the animals? She wanders around oblivious to her own needs and, like a cattle rustler, has corralled a herd of critters in her house, her yard, her baby buggy. This kit celebrates that brand of kindhearted, single-minded devotion with a magnetic Crazy Cat Lady figure and 12 metal cats that will jump on her the first chance they get. A great gift for lovers of cats, quirkiness, or for that girlfriend who fears she's just one bad breakup away from being a Crazy Cat Lady herself.

Are you a crazy cat lady? And are you proud of it? I know you are. Isn't it just the best life ever? Surrounded by cats who are soft, furry, fluffy, and cozy. That's the best kind of life out there. And there's no need to be ashamed of it.