But I M A Cat Person

She thought, brightly, This is the worst life decision I have ever made! And she marvelled at herself for a while, at the mystery of this person who'd just done this bizarre, inexplicable thing. Margot meets Robert. They exchange numbers. They text, flirt and eventually have sex - the type of sex you attempt to forget. How could one date go so wrong? Everything that takes place in Cat Person happens to countless people every day. But Cat Person is not an everyday story. In less than a week, Kristen Roupenian's New Yorker debut became the most read and shared short story in their website's history. This is the bad date that went viral. This is the conversation we're all having. You Know You Want This, Kristen Roupenian's debut collection, will be published in February 2019.

Highly relatable and hilarious, Seo Kim’s comics about life, love and the foibles of feline companionship will leave you reeling.

The epic adventure of a 160-pound English Mastiff and the twentysomething girl who grew up alongside her—“as much a story about growing up as about letting go of things that cannot be changed…and a reminder of the profound healing connection that can exist between humans and the pets they love” (Kirkus Reviews). When Lauren Fern Watt moved to New York after college, she took her 160-pound English Mastiff, Gizelle, with her. And though it wasn’t easy, she managed to find a dog-friendly (albeit tiny) apartment in the middle of it all—Times Square. Gizelle was there for Lauren’s first job, her mother’s struggle with addiction, her New York romances, and the ups and downs of becoming an adult in the big city. But when Gizelle got sick, Lauren realized her best friend might not be such a constant after all, and she designed an epic bucket list to make the absolute most of the time they had left. Bursting with charm, Gizelle’s Bucket List is “an inspirational, uplifting experience that will leave you feeling that anything is possible. For anyone who has had a pet; who has loved and lost; who has hoped for the future, this is an enchanting story of an unlikely journey that will stay with you for a long time” (Elle, UK).

Ordinary broke millennials Bianca and Sparrow adopt a puppy...which turns out to be an immortal shapeshifting battle monster. (They call him Patrick.) Now Bianca's in a soul-binding ownership contract, rich and powerful people are tracking them down to pick magical fights, and they still can't find any companies that are hiring. Part of a three-book omnibus edition of the complete series.

Building on the power of first impressions, Nicholas Boothman shows how to find and meet the love of your life—and have that person fall in love with you—in a mere 90 minutes, or approximately the time it takes to have a first dinner date. Now in paperback, this follow-up to his bestselling How to Make Someone Like You in 90 Seconds or Less is updated throughout with information on Internet dating, bringing together all of Mr. Boothman's considerable interpersonal skills to the problem of finding lasting love, fast. And it works: The feedback Boothman has received from a number of his clients begins, "Please come to my wedding. . . ." Starting with a series of revealing self-assessment tests that show how to find your Matched Opposite (a person who makes you feel complete), here is how to make a fabulous first impression, with tips on everything from attitude to accessories; how to be charming, not alarming; introductions, opening lines, and the 1-2-3 mantra of never hesitating. There are techniques for starting and maintaining conversation and for finding "Me Too" moments, plus the importance of flirting, incidental touching, rules of self-disclosure, and more. Real-life examples and analyses of actual conversations show the method at work.

Twenty-five years ago, Doctor Alex Casale made a mistake that almost cost him his life. He was twelve-years-old then. His only option--run. Now, with the memory of that fateful night permanently erased from his mind, he returns home determined to prove he was right. Making the same mistake twice could prove fatal. Common sense says Skye should move on when Iowa Glass starts to lay off workers, but childhood fears trap her in a town that's apparently dying. When she goes to work for the new owner of Iowa Glass, Skye must choose between the only place where she feels safe and the very dangerous man she is growing to love. Now, with Skye's help, Alex must rediscover what he learned when he was twelve. If he can't stop blaming his stepfather for his mother's death and find the real killer, a madman will kill and get away with murder again.

When my mom gets us a cleaning gig for a billionaire, she gives me one rule: Do not, under any circumstances, fall for his son. But why would I? Dating him could cost us the first big client we’ve had in far too long. Not to mention my heart was just broken, and Kai and I couldn’t be more different. He grew up in a mansion while we can barely afford our apartment. His family donates insane amounts of money to the school I attend on scholarship. He has a personal trainer and I live on coffee and muffins. But for some reason… he likes me anyway. I know I should stay away from him. How can I get my heart to stay on the same page? Start reading today for an enemies to lovers billionaire romance that will make you laugh, cry, and cheer for happily ever after.