Christmas Facts Jokes

Truly Foul & Cheesy is a bestselling series of hilarious, fact-packed information books that will have young readers laughing as they’re learning. In this title, quirky illustrations and bite-sized text provide an accessible and entertaining introduction to Christmas, including why sprouts make us fart, the name for a phobia of Santa Claus, and the disgusting original recipe for mince pies. Hold onto your sides and dive in!

"Read jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes about Christmas. Also find out fun facts about the holiday"--Provided by publisher.

How did Santa get lost on Christmas Eve? He got mis-sled. What music does Frosty the Snowman fear? Heavy melt-al music. Young kids will ho-ho-ho and ha-ha-ha at the funniest holiday jokes ever. Santa will want to wrap this up for laugh-loving children

Looking for something to keep your kids busy over the holidays and make the season merrier? Filled with over 250 hilarious kid-friendly jokes as well as tongue-twisters and riddles, Lots of Christmas Jokes for Kids will entertain children six and up and make the whole family laugh out loud. This holiday collection of jokes is perfect for: Stocking stuffers and classroom gift exchanges Holiday road trips and family get-togethers Christmas gifts to grandchildren, nieces and nephews, and young comedians in training In addition, Lots of Christmas Jokes for Kids: Has lots of family-friendly jokes and clean humor Contains a wide variety of joke styles Includes fun illustrations Is great for readers of all ages Q: Why is it always cold at Christmastime? A: Because Christmas is in Decembrrrr. Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats? A: Santa Claws!

★ Did you hear about the Snowman who was hit by a falling icicle...It knocked him out cold! ★ 501 Christmas jokes to either make you laugh out loud or groan out loud. Santa, Elves, Reindeer, Snowmen, and Gingerbread men are some of the Christmas Holiday icons that we deliver some punny jokes and one-liners in our christmas joke book for kids. The Totally Amazing Christmas jokes for kids book contains unique illustrations by our inhouse artist to add to the humor and the punchlines of these hilarious jokes for kids and adults to have a laugh over. Ideal as a Christmas gift, present or stocking stuffer. ⚠ Whats inside ⚠ - 501 Christmas Holiday hilarious and silly jokes. - Christmas illustrations drawn by our own Konnectd Kids artist. - 110 pages packed full of jokes and illustrations. - Glossy cover in its full-color glory. - Bonus FREE Konnectd Kids books to download. ♥ Perfect Christmas gifts for the Holiday Lover ♥ What better gift to get for the kids for Christmas! Our Christmas joke book is great for kids of all ages and even adults get a buzz from side-splitting funny jokes, even the really silly ones! Deliver the fun of Christmas! After the year we have had, we all know that kids could do with some fun and laughter in their lives. So join the Snowmen, Elves Reindeer and even Santa by adding this book for your children's Christmas stockings today! Scroll up and click add to cart. Merry Christmas

This book is designed for people to have fun at Christmas. Have fun with your family, friends, and others. Share after the Christmas dinner. Share at Christmas parties. Remember, Christmas is the season to be jolly. So laugh and be jolly with this book. Encourage others to buy and enjoy this book.

Bother all your friends, brothers, sisters, parents, teachers, pets and anyone else you can find with these terrible, awful, very-very-very bad Christmas jokes. · What is Santa’s favourite musical instrument? The sleigh bell. · What kind of money do elves use? Jingle bills. · How does Darth Vader enjoy his turkey for Christmas? On the dark side. · What is Father Christmas's dog’s name? Santa Paws. Including fun (possibly untrue) Christmas facts, a Q&A with Santa himself and riddles to make even the grumpiest grinch laugh, this book is a must-have in your Christmas stocking.

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