Ho Ho Ho Christmas Jokes To Tickle Your Funny Bone

"Read jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes about Christmas. Also find out fun facts about the holiday"--Provided by publisher.

What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny! Read more jokes, limericks, riddles, tongue twisters, and fun facts about different holidays! You can also create your own funny greeting card!

Looking for something to keep your kids busy over the holidays and make the season merrier? Filled with over 250 hilarious kid-friendly jokes as well as tongue-twisters and riddles, Lots of Christmas Jokes for Kids will entertain children six and up and make the whole family laugh out loud. This holiday collection of jokes is perfect for: Stocking stuffers and classroom gift exchanges Holiday road trips and family get-togethers Christmas gifts to grandchildren, nieces and nephews, and young comedians in training In addition, Lots of Christmas Jokes for Kids: Has lots of family-friendly jokes and clean humor Contains a wide variety of joke styles Includes fun illustrations Is great for readers of all ages Q: Why is it always cold at Christmastime? A: Because Christmas is in Decembrrrr. Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats? A: Santa Claws!

Why did the fool throw his alarm clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly. This book contains all the corny, funny, and silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and fun facts about the trickiest holiday of the year. Readers will find an amusing how-to activity, and play an easy, fun prank on an unsuspecting friend or relative.

"Read jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes about Valentine's Day. Also find out fun facts about the holiday"--Provided by publisher.

This book is filled with jokes and games about the Christmas season for kids ages 5-11. It will make kids laugh and they can share the jokes with adults in their life as well as their friends.

If ever there was a time of year in which we need a sense of humor, it’s the holidays in America—and the latest little book in this best-selling series is here to help! Brimming with America’s funniest stories, one-liners, cartoons, quotes, and jokes, this side-splitting collection explodes the myth that the holidays are the picture of clean homes, well-behaved children, meticulously wrapped gifts, absolutely perfect food, distinguished guests, and perpetual, shiny white smiles. Here is just a sampling of the holiday havoc we all recognize—and love: “Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.” —Erma Bombeck Last Christmas morning, after all the presents were opened, it was clear that my five-year-old son wasn’t thrilled with the ratio of toys to clothes he’d received. As he trudged slowly up the stairs, I called out, “Hey, where are you going?” “To my room,” he said, “to play with my new socks.” “The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.” —Joan Rivers

The Perfect Gift: Make Your Kids Laugh With These Hilarious Clean Christmas Jokes! Q: Who is Santa's favorite singer? A: Elf-is Presley! This collection of Christmas jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get '130+ Ridiculously Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids' In this book, you will find: - 130+ super funny jokes that all kids will love. - 40+ cute illustrations. All in color! - No profanity or foul language. Sample Jokes: Santa and an elf are enjoying some time off in the summer. They decided to explore unknown territory and go for a walk across the desert. "Why did you bring that car door, elf?", Santa asks. "There's a good reason for that, Santa," the elf replies, "When it gets too hot, I can open the window!" Q: Where do Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus sleep on vacation? A: In a Ho-Ho-Hotel! Get your copy of '130+ Ridiculously Funny Clean Jokes for Kids' and you will get access to all the other funny jokes. So, are you ready for a good laugh? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.