Clean Jokes Inspirational Stories And More

Encounter jokes and anecdotes that are both surprisingly insightful as well as humorous in Clean Jokes, Inspirational Stories, and More. From touching stories that shed painful light on the ironies of life, to hilarious and unexpected endings of great quips, Ron Dykstra has put together nothing but the best. Each reader has probably encountered a few of these, maybe with a different spin, but Ron has put them all together so that anyone can share them with friends and family. Find out the surprising conclusions that range in subject matter from aging and the sexes to work and play. There are even sections with useful home remedies that anyone can use. Let Clean Jokes, Inspirational Stories, and More give you wholesome, hilarious, and moving stories that you can share with others.

Often we view prayer as an activity reserved for a certain time, in a certain place, offered in a specific way. But Scripture encourages us to pray continually. This exhortation is an opportunity for prayer to permeate every aspect of our lives--when we're alone or in a crowd, when it's quiet and when it's chaotic, when we feel like it and when we don't. Praying with Eyes Wide Open shows us how to make continuous prayer a natural part of our lives rather than something on our daily spiritual checklist. It helps us encounter God in new ways as we learn to - open our eyes to see his presence and the world around us - open our ears to hear his voice - open our hearts to experience freedom and power as we pray - and open our lives as we pray for and with others Anyone desiring a richer, more transformative prayer life will welcome this fresh take on conversing with our Creator.

Explores how humor can be explained across the various sub-disciplines of linguistics, in order to aid communication.

Here are scores of funny stories, riddles, and knock-knocks covering nearly every aspect of life: church, school, sports, parents and siblings, pets, and much more.

Author Simeon Rosete is an experienced speaker and pastor, who has gathered together a collection of resources mixed with new, never-before-seen inspirational, educational, entertaining, and Bible-based thoughts. This book is a treasure trove that contains a wide variety of materials for personal daily devotions. It is also a good source for teachers, pastors, and speakers who are searching for materials to use in the classroom, newsletters, or sermons. These stories and quotations are emotionally inspiring, wisdom-filled, thought-provoking, heart-warming, healthful, witty, fun, and spiritually uplifting. Much of the material is spiritually challenging to the reader on a personal level, and most include a short biblical discussion, Bible scripture quotations, and applications for life. These will brighten your day, challenge you to become a better person, teach you life lessons, and encourage you on your journey through life.

This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”

5 incredible joke books in one. Clean jokes, stories, one-liners, observations, and more from Funny Hyper Magic Boy, Christopher James. Includes Christopher's book of one-liners, "Christopher's Ultimate Collection of One Liners, Observations, and Jokes," his best selling joke book, "From Branson with L.O.L.," "Silly Jokes and Amazing Tricks for Kids," "Laugh Yourself Well," and "Abra-Kid-Abra."