Dating The Undead

"Snarky, sexy, and steamy as a sauna." —KATIE MACALISTER, New York Times bestselling author There's more than one way to keep a vampire up all night. V-Date.com. It's the vampire dating site. And if you're a mortal who's getting a little too close to learning our secrets, I'm the guy who swoops in to make you forget. But don't worry: I only bite sometimes. I was great at my job until I met Silver—sarcastic, sexy, spunky Silver. I can't bring myself to make her forget about our kind. About me. It's all I can do not to throw her down on the kitchen counter and have my way with her, fangs and all. She says she's just looking for a good time, and I'm just the vampire to give it to her—over and over again. I went into this looking for a good tumble, but even I have to admit that things are changing between us. Good god, I want to hold her hand. In public. Undead Dating Service: Dating the Undead (Book 1) Romancing the Undead (Book 2) Praise for Dating the Undead: "Quick, sharp wit that sinks its fangs into the reader and doesn't let go!" —MOLLY HARPER, acclaimed author of Sweet Tea and Sympathy and the Half-Moon Hollow series

They're drop-dead handsome—and we're not kidding! Welcome to the first and only guide devoted to loving the immortal man in all of his furry, feathery, fiery glory. Here is a forbidden-fruit salad of features, fiction, fashion, and more, including: –Lipstick on His Collar Is your immortal just a little bit…immoral? –Angel in the Kitchen Heavenly dishes that don'y take an eternity to prepare –A Kiss Is Not Just A Kiss Immortals we crave divulge their lip-smacking turn-ons –Undead & Well-Read What's hot between the covers this month –A View from a Guy Zombie Jack's turn –Immorstrology Our indispensable guide to heavenly bodies

"Snarky, sexy, and steamy as a sauna."—KATIE MACALISTER, New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of The Dark Ones series on Dating the Undead SWIPE RIGHT FOR MR. BITE Mila Hart's first experience with the hot new vampire dating site is a complete disaster. Turns out, her date is wanted for murder! But things turn around when she's rescued by dashing vampire cop Vincent Ferrer. Dangerous and drop dead gorgeous, he's just the vampire hottie Mila was hoping for. Haunted by his past, Vincent can't risk falling in love again, even if Mila charms him more than anyone he's ever met. But when the killer from Mila's first date seeks her out, Vincent is the only one who can protect her. Protecting his heart is a different story... Bite Nite Series: Dating the Undead (Book 1) Drop Dead Gorgeous (Book 2) That Killer Smile (Book 3) What People Are Saying About Dating the Undead: "Snarky, sexy, and steamy as a sauna, Dating the Undead will have you throwing out your vampire slaying kit."—KATIE MACALISTER, New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of The Dark Ones series "Quick, sharp wit that sinks its fangs into the reader and doesn't let go!"—MOLLY HARPER acclaimed author of the Half-Moon Hollow and Naked Werewolf series "A fresh spin on the vampire romance."—Kirkus "A madcap adventure of biting humor, steamy chemistry...and some over-the-top antics."—RT Book Reviews "Charming and racy romance meets rousing mystery."—Publishers Weekly

Gigi finds herself drawn to a sexy vampire who keeps fading in and out of her life, but when he denies ever meeting her, Gigi begins to wonder if something sinister may be involved in his lack of memory.

Just because youre a reanimated corpse doesnt mean you cant fall in love--as this hilarious dating guide parody proves. Dating is tough, but hooking up when youre undead can be a nightmare. Its hard enough to meet that special something without having to worry about fetid breath, angry mobs, and missing (ahem) appendages. And if you do score a night on the prowl with the zombie of your dreams, youll face all the usual dating concerns, and then some: How soon is too soon to call after a first date? Whats the best cover-up for a shotgun wound: plaster or caulk? And whats the proper dining etiquette when your meal tries to call the authorities? Filled with insightful advice, tips, quizzes, charts, and more, Zombie Love is sure to help any walking corpse find a soul mate and possibly even a happily ever afterlife.

Yet another reality dating show - but for the undead.After reluctantly agreeing to publicize his love life, Prince Viktor Romanov is determined to make it through with his dignity and immortal heart intact. Hard to do with three blood-thirsty vampiresses after you. But when he runs smack dab into the stubborn and beautiful Cate, his resolution falters. Freshly dumped and slightly tipsy Cate Mahoney arrives in the mysterious country of Monstrana and is mistaken for a contestant on a twisted version of The Bachelor. When she discovers the brooding Prince Viktor is of the undead variety, she must kill her growing feelings for him and keep her humanity a secret, or be forced to become one with the creatures of the night.They say love is dead. With a little resurrection, it might just become undead. Drop Dead Single is a paranormal sweet romance with plenty of spice, humor, and undying heart. Get lost in the hidden supernatural kingdom of Monstrana and fall in love with its creatures of the night. Buy it now before it returns to full price!*Full-length novel and no cliff hangers. Vampire hunks guaranteed.

THERE WILL BE HEAT... Vampire Catherine Adair gave up trying to find her perfect match ages ago. But that didn't stop her from founding London's super successful vampire dating site. When a smoldering vampire overlord from her past launches an interspecies speed-dating service, Catherine vows to crush the competition.... WHEN THESE TWO COMPETE Ronin's new venture is purely about getting Catherine's attention. He hasn't stopped thinking about her ever since the night she gave him the cold shoulder. Nobody gets away from Ronin McDermott that easily... Bite Nights Series: Dating the Undead (Book 1) Drop Dead Gorgeous (Book 2) That Killer Smile (Book 3)

"Looking For Love?""Tired Of The Undead Bar Scene?""Ready To Meet Your One True Mate?""Well Give Mandy A Call At The Undead Dating Agency!""We'll Find Your One True Mate, Money Back Guarantee!"Janis Kelly read the ad hanging on the window of her favorite restaurant and thought that Mandy person must be insane! Janis was a 433-year-old vampire. 412 years as a vampire. Hundreds of years, and she still hadn't found her true mate. That's because he didn't exist. It's not that Janis didn't date, or have an occasional long-term relationship, it's just that she hadn't met her "one true mate" yet. The ancients say that we all have one true mate. I say the ancients are nuts. "Oh well, I haven't been on a date in six months, I'll call Ms. Mandy and at least go on some dates. The flyer had little pieces hanging on the bottom with the name of the business and a phone number. Janis pocketed it and went inside to get her lunch.Vampires had lived among humans throughout time. They didn't exactly live in the shadows, but no one could know their secret either. That's why they finally decided to come out of the shadows. Humans took it pretty good. Well, most humans. Some still tried to kill us. That was pretty amusing to watch. Humans are silly beings and they believed all the myths about us. They didn't realize that all the myths about us were created by the ancient's years ago. They wanted to be sure we were safe if someone found out about us. So, yea, stakes to the heart? Won't work. Garlic? The ancients were created in Italy, we all love Italian food. Sunlight? Again, no. How do you think we were all able to live among you and not be found out? Most of us actually love the sun. That's why so many of us live in places like Hawaii. Oh yea, if you live in Hawaii, you probably know many vampires. Crosses? No, God loves us too, therefore he didn't create something that would kill us. It was all great fun to watch though. None of us took it personally when someone tried to kill us, after all we kind of expected it. Wait...did I say none of us took it personally? Okay, most of us didn't take it personally.But enough about that. This vamp needs to go on a date, damn it! I at least needed to find a friend with benefits! Janis went in to drink her lunch and as soon as she got home she would call Mandy from the Undead Dating Agency.While Janis is looking for her one true mate, her best friend, Magdalena Serpentine, Maggie for short, is having a problem that she needs help with. Maggie is a very powerful witch, and the head of the witches council. A young witch has cast a spell that could affect the entire paranormal community. Not only do Maggie and the two other members of the witches council, Ollie and Sarafina, need to find a way to deal with this new witch so she makes no more mistakes like this, they also need to find a way to stop the spell before all hell breaks loose on earth.The different species in the paranormal community rarely work well together. However, if they don't play nice now and come together as one, all of earth may suffer. Even the hell hounds will be helping with this one! But can the supernatural community do it alone? Or would a little help from a human or two help? Ollie's girlfriend, the slightly crazy, slightly eccentric, Alex Marley be along for the ride! She's been in a wheelchair for years, but that doesn't stop her from coming to the rescue when needed. She has a heart of gold and swears like a sailor. She's complicated and oh so much fun! Did I mention they'll be calling on Satan for a little help? Will Janis be able to find her one true mate AND help this motley crew find a way to save earth before it's too late? She's praying she can!