Deja Poo

DEJA POO: the feeling that you've heard this crap before. Funny word definition notebook. A great gift for wordsmiths, English teachers and anyone who enjoys humorous language jokes. 6X9 inch, 108 pages, lightly lined, matte softcover

"With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)

The bestselling authors of What’s Your Poo Telling You? focus their expertise on diaper deposits. Babies poop, but—unlike infants themselves—those bowel movements can speak volumes about the baby’s health. In the tradition of their more than 500,000-copy bestseller What’s Your Poo Telling You? Josh Richman and Dr. Anish Sheth use humor and fascinating insights to help decipher babies’ digestive quirks, covering everything from the womb to potty training, including: Black is the norm for a newborn’s poop, and yellow, seedy poop is a result of breast-feeding. Why it is a good (and bad) idea to let your kid walk around without a diaper. Milk doesn’t always do a body good. In fact, there is such a thing as too much milk. How to deal with “the dreaded Poonami.” Special “survival tips” to help new parents get through the barrage of bodily waste coming their way. A four-color “Poo Poo Platter” palette on the endpapers for easy reference New and expecting parents everywhere will be consulting What’s Your Baby’s Poo Telling You? before they toss those dirty diapers.

Deja Poo Same Shit Different Day Notebook.

Call infant support! I need to know everything about babies, stat! Are you a first-time parent? Are you nervous about your newborn’s arrival? Are you having trouble deciphering your baby’s signals? Guess what? You’re not alone. Of all the trials in life, raising children is still considered the toughest, most meticulous, and most unpredictable challenge yet. Not only are parents liable for the health and safety of their little ones, but they’re also responsible for shaping their children’s outlook on the world. With so much planning and prepping to do, stress levels are bound to escalate as the baby’s delivery date draws closer—especially for first-time parents. But don’t fret! This handbook proudly presents all the essentials for developing a highly efficient and hassle-free baby care routine! Eat, Sleep, Poop & Repeat is your trusted and friendly guide for all your infant care and family planning needs! Sharpen up your parenting expertise with carefully crafted chapters on: baby care 101: infant cues, a parent’s touch, maintaining boundaries conscious parenting in a post-COVID-19 environment helping your baby cope and heal from birth trauma and overcome tongue and lip ties infant mealtime: what to do in a feeding, burping, or pooping crisis strength building with tummy time: stimulating the nervous system, promoting motor skills, preventing the development of flat spots at the back of the head understanding, managing, and synching in with your baby’s sleep cycle postpartum family planning: identifying stress factors, physical and emotional recovery, family bonding tips and exercises And so much more! Plus, benefit from an exclusive chapter on the Four Magic Moves that will guarantee your baby’s happiness, health, and comfort as you go along with your routine. Parenting is hard work. However, it’s an incredibly fulfilling opportunity. With patience, compassion, and commitment, you’ll soon discover yourself effortlessly accomplishing your baby’s needs while enjoying a well-balanced life. So, are you ready to create fantastic memories with your new family? Embark on your exciting baby journey today!

This book is a tribute to my artistic expression, which has served as a source of solace for me over the years. It serves as a repository for my emotions, ranging from the highs of joy and love to the lows of disappointment and anger. By fusing my poetry with my artwork, which has played an essential role in maintaining my sanity, I hope to inspire readers to embrace their emotions and express themselves through words or art. I offer this book for your enjoyment and preservation, hoping it provides a sense of tranquility and peace. As you read my poems and admire my art, I hope you can sense my warmth and love. the poet, Mairux.

There are no boring bits in How Loud Can You Burp?, a doodle-filled book of fun questions and answers from the author of the bestselling Why is Snot Green?. Could we use animal poo to make electricity? Why is water wet, and is anything wetter than water? What's the deadliest disease in the world? What are clouds for? What's the difference between a brain and a computer? Published in association with the Science Museum, discover loads of fascinating facts in Glenn Murphy's funny and informative book which helps us take a fresh look at the world (and universe) we live in.

Got Milk? Breastfeeding may be natural, but it isn’t always easy. Mama Knows Breast is the essential new-mom’s guide to nursing—full of friendly, frank, and reassuring advice. Here is all the information you need to get through breastfeeding’s ups and downs, including: • How to position your baby for optimum results • How to cope with unexpected leaks, ill-fitting clothes, and sleep deprivation • When, where, and how to breastfeed in public • How your spouse can help • Anecdotes from moms who’ve experienced it all—and lived to tell about it • Tips on pumping, stockpiling, weaning, and more Written by journalist and mom Andi Silverman—with a foreword by pediatrician Dr. Stephanie Freilich—Mama Knows Breast provides the straight scoop on breastfeeding your baby in the real world. Think of it as your new “breast” friend.