Don T Be A Dick Don T Be A Pussy 99 Thoughts For The Modern Man

The Brother You Wish You Had Are you tired of generic self-help books that regurgitate the same tired advice? Such as: - Think positive! - Don't check email first thing in the morning - Get eight hours of sleep a night If so, you're not alone, and you're not holding one of those books. Accumulated from his vast and illustrious experiences, Brett Velon offers 99 of his most practical and humorous thoughts to help men navigate the chaos that is the modern world.

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Betrayal is easy, sex is a weapon, and information is power. Maggie Madison sits in the lofty towers of her city during the day, but at night she lurks the seedy underbelly, looking to snare the man who stole her innocence. Her simple quest becomes complicated when she meets a man who is as light as she is dark, as straightforward as she is deceptive. When a villain rises and sets her world alight, she must weigh her need for revenge against the good of the city she vowed to protect. For mature readers, this book contains gratuitous sex and violence... Fans of the dark feel of Jessica Jones and the gritty elements of Gotham will enjoy the story of a new superhero with a dark past, The Matriarch. The debut novel from Sloane Howell is book one of The Matriarch Trilogy. The next two books are set to release in 2016. There are some plot arcs left unresolved to set up book two so this book does end in a cliffhanger but not without some resolution. For those with triggers, there are dark scenes where certain situations are implied but not described in detail. Thank you for reading.

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LAMBDA LITERARY AWARD FINALIST • An audacious and wryly funny coming-of-age story about a pregnant pizza delivery girl who becomes obsessed with one of her customers. Eighteen years old, pregnant, and working as a pizza delivery girl in suburban Los Angeles, our charmingly dysfunctional heroine is deeply lost and in complete denial. She's grieving the death of her father, avoiding her supportive mom and loving boyfriend, and flagrantly ignoring her future. Her world is further upended when she becomes obsessed with Jenny, a stay-at-home mother new to the neighborhood, who comes to depend on weekly deliveries of pickled-covered pizzas for her son's happiness. As one woman looks toward motherhood and the other toward middle age, the relationship between the two begins to blur in strange, complicated, and ultimately heartbreaking ways.

This book came to be from decades of spirited debate at dinners, cocktail parties, private conversations, history, research, observations, and my personal bemusement of how men behave, or misbehave. How we (men) compartmentalize women, propagate our seeds, and exploit, not only women, but our sexual deviations as well. It is a fascinating look at addiction to power and sex. I wanted to share my musing on the age old practice of overpowering the "weaker sex" (sic). I hope you enjoy my satire I hope it makes you think about how we can change from where we've come. At the least, I hope it provides a platform to have open dialogue and healthy discussion about sex, relationships, power, and true morality.