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Everybody Farts Even You
Author | : Drew Gold |
Publsiher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 24 |
Release | : 2016-11-20 |
Genre | : Electronic Book |
ISBN | : 1539783634 |
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Everybody Farts (Even You). You can hold your breath, pull your T-shirt over your nose, spray air freshener, but it's already been dealt and smelt. Author & Illustrator Drew Gold is back at it again, celebrating everything that is childish, simple-minded, and odiferous. This isn't fine literature (or is it?), but we all know your cool Uncle has a copy! Everybody Farts (Even You) is a simple book with a new take on an old subject. Partly truth, partly fiction, this is the first proper pressing of a convention scene favorite. Grab a copy, make yourself a cup of tea and let 'em rip!
Almost Everybody Farts
Author | : Marty Kelley |
Publsiher | : Union Square & Co. |
Total Pages | : 31 |
Release | : 2020-02-28 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9781454941484 |
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Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
No One Likes a Fart
Author | : Zoe Foster Blake |
Publsiher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 2020-01-14 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9781524791902 |
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Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Everybody Farts
Author | : Lynda White |
Publsiher | : Strategic Book Publishing |
Total Pages | : 25 |
Release | : 2009-09 |
Genre | : Flatulence |
ISBN | : 9781608604630 |
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A true life account of flatulence written in rhyme.
Everybody Farts
Author | : Haily Piccinin-Laferriere |
Publsiher | : Independently Published |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2023-11-13 |
Genre | : Electronic Book |
ISBN | : 9798866680443 |
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Delve into the silly and natural world of toots and poots in "Everybody Farts," a delightful children's book designed for ages 3-8! Each turn of the page reveals someone from the author's family, including their quirky activities and, of course, a comical fart. In this charmingly illustrated book, young readers will giggle along as they meet Bradley or Allison, and even the family pets farting about. With every scene, a funny "toot" adds a touch of humor and surprises, making every page a joyous adventure. At the end of this lively journey, there's an important message awaiting all the young readers. The book gently explains that farting is a completely natural part of life and nothing to be embarrassed about. It reassures kids that everyone, even their own family and pets, participates in this funny bodily function. With large, easy-to-read text and entertaining illustrations, "Everybody Farts" offers a light-hearted and educational experience for kids, blending fun storytelling with an essential lesson in self-acceptance and understanding. Join the laughter and discover the joy of being yourself in "Everybody Farts," a heartwarming and giggle-inducing read for kids!
Farley Farts
Author | : Birte Müller |
Publsiher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 30 |
Release | : 2024-03-05 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780735845466 |
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Everyone’s favorite tushy-tooting frog is back! A humorous story for silly kids who erupt in laughter at the word FART! Farley the frog has a problem—he can’t stop farting. While his sister thinks it’s funny, his parents and his teacher are not amused. The doctor says it’s only gas and it will pass. The trouble is, it does! Comic pictures and a tongue-in-cheek text relate how Farley and his family learn that it’s better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain!
The Subtle Art of Fart Remarks
Author | : Bree Kingwind |
Publsiher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 91 |
Release | : 2019-04-02 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781612439273 |
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Cut through the embarrassment when you cut the cheese with this illustrated collection of jokes, quips, and funny comments. Everybody farts! But nobody knows what to say when it happens . . . until now! It’s inevitable. There will come a time when you just can’t hold it in any longer. And then, a fart. You’ve been there before and you will be there again. But what can you do in that situation? How can you break the awkward silence and move on with life? Cover it up? Look for someone to blame? Take responsibility for it and face the music? This cute and funny gift book explores over 100 potential fart remarks that are sure to bring the right amount of humor to a variety of fart filled circumstances. Whether you’re sitting in the bathroom stall, driving in the car, or working in the office, this book provided a colossal collection of clever comments that are sure to clear the air.
Linked
Author | : Gordon Korman |
Publsiher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 216 |
Release | : 2021-07-20 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9781338629125 |
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An unforgettable novel from the New York Times bestseller Gordon Korman Link, Michael, and Dana live in a quiet town. But it's woken up very quickly when someone sneaks into school and vandalizes it with a swastika. Nobody can believe it. How could such a symbol of hate end up in the middle of their school? Who would do such a thing? Because Michael was the first person to see it, he's the first suspect. Because Link is one of the most popular guys in school, everyone's looking to him to figure it out. And because Dana's the only Jewish girl in the whole town, everyone's treating her more like an outsider than ever. The mystery deepens as more swastikas begin to appear. Some students decide to fight back and start a project to bring people together instead of dividing them further. The closer Link, Michael, and Dana get to the truth, the more there is to face-not just the crimes of the present, but the crimes of the past. With Linked, Gordon Korman, the author of the acclaimed novel Restart, poses a mystery for all readers where the who did it? isn't nearly as important as the why?