Excuses Excuses Excuses

Need to weasel your way out of blame? Or explain some strange behaviour? This is the book for you - for every type of situation, here are excuses from the historical to the hysterical.

Teachers, classrooms, playgrounds, bullies, games, homework - you'll find poems about them all in here. You can read them anywhere you like, even in class, but don't get caught . . . unless you've got a really good excuse! A welcome reissue of this best-loved collection of school poems.

In his fourth book for children, Dr. Wayne W. Dyer focuses on the topic of excuses and how they can do more harm than we realize. The book demonstrates how excuses go far beyond "my dog ate my homework," and can actually become words that prevent your child from reaching his or her potential.The book follows a boy with a seemingly impossible dream who almost lets excuses ("I’m not smart enough" . . . "It’s too hard," and so on) get in his way.He discovers, as will your child, that by following a few simple ideas and eliminating excuses . . . anything is possible!

A quick and simple solution to aid busy parents and make the excuses that all children need for school concise, legible, and readily available. Fill in a few blanks, sign, and send. It really couldnt be easier.

"This book is about everyday excuses we hear for not giving excellent customer service and how to shoot those excuses down"--Page 1.

Poem, in verse, for children.

Kids will find these excuses uproariously funny and downright giggle-inducing. Morning, noon, and night--anytime is a great time for some new excuses. They haven't heard anything yet until they hear the one that goes: Customer: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies. And they'll roll in the aisles over this excuse: Driver education student: Did you like the way I parked the car? Instructor: It's close enough. We can walk to the curb from here. With wacky drawings throughout. Be prepared--children will look for any excuse to pick this one up! The author lives in Union City, NJ. 96 pages, 60 b/w illus., 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.