Fluffy Mcwhiskers

Friendship is hard for Fluffy, a kitten so precious that anyone who looks at her explodes! Meet Fluffy—an adorable kitten. So adorable, in fact, that anyone who sees her will spontaneously explode into balls of sparkles and fireworks. KABOOM! Poof. Poor Fluffy doesn’t want anyone to get hurt, but everything she tries, even a bad haircut, just makes her cuter! So Fluffy runs away someplace no one can find her. Find out if there’s any hope for Fluffy in this funny and subversive story about self-acceptance and finding friendship in unlikely places.

"When a 189,037 picture book high kaiju monster starts eating everyone and everything in its site, Fluffy McWhiskers and her friend Potato must come out of hiding to save the world... if only they can figure out a way to keep everyone from exploding at the site their cuteness first!"--

2022 Cybils Award WINNER for Elementary Nonfiction!!! NYPL best books of 2022 California Eureka Silver Honoree award 2022 "To my delight, your average krill is a far stranger story of metamorphosis than anything our butterflies can come up with." - Elizabeth Bird, A Fuse 8 Production A fun exploration of a tiny animal at the base of the ocean food chain Just 2 inches long full-grown, this little guy is the foundation of the Southern Ocean food chain... “Hi. What are you? You appear to be an egg. You are an egg sinking. For many days, you sink. You sink a mile down, and you keep sinking down… down… until…” The unidentified narrator follows one krill among billions as it pursues its brief existence, eating and eating while metamorphosing from one thing into another and trying to avoid being eaten. Questions and advice are hurled at the krill on every page, but the krill never responds—because, after all, krill can’t talk, and this is nonfiction. Krill are the largest animals able to catch and eat phytoplankton, and they in turn are eaten by the largest animals ever to live on earth—blue whales—as well as by seals, penguins, and a host of others. In other words, krill are really good at eating, and they make really good eating. And that makes them the most important animals in the high-latitude oceans. As in The Whale Fall Café, Dan Tavis’s illustrations combine scientific accuracy with Nemo liveliness and humor. Our star krill is so good at gobbling up phytoplankton that he turns green, so we can pick him out from the crowd racing to escape a penguin’s beak or a blue whale’s gaping maw. The book has been reviewed and endorsed by global krill expert Dr. Stephen Nichol, and the manuscript earned an honorable mention in Minnesota’s McKnight Artist Fellowships for Writers. Helpful backmatter is included. The Good Eating manuscript won an honorable mention in Minnesota’s McKnight Artist Fellowships for Writers. Technical review and endorsement from Dr. Stephen Nichol, adjunct professor at the University of Tasmania and author of The Curious Life of Krill.

30 Outrageously Funny Short Stories to make readers laugh! 100+ printed pages. Available in paperback or Kindle to keep your young readers delighted and entertained. Each story lets the reader join a very funny fantasy land to promote reading skills while introducing new vocabulary. Stories include: The Elephant That Barked, A Mouse That Drinks Soda Pop, Her Wig Is Made of Spaghetti, Our Refrigerator Ran a Marathon, The Martian Man Eats Marshmallows, Raccoons Play Checkers Too, Dogs Don't Drive Cars, and many more. Each story is built around a moral or value that children and young people may learn and practice in real life.

For fans of The Boss Baby and Mustache Baby comes a laugh-out-loud picture book about quiet parents who unexpectedly bring home a baby that’s a heavy metal sensation! The Mumfords are a quiet family. They live on a quiet street and enjoy quiet things. So imagine their surprise when they bring home…a Metal Baby! The Mumfords try their best to quiet his cries. But he just gets louder and louder. Soon he’s rocking all day and all night. And he’s attracting a lot of fans! The Mumfords are exhausted. Their quiet souls are crushed. Is there any way to put Metal Baby to sleep? Illustrator Brandon James Scott joins the author of Fluffy McWhiskers Cuteness Explosion and I Can’t Draw to create this hilarious, hard-rocking romp of a picture book!

The Cujo Cat Chronicles began its life as a blog based on a day in the life of a tyrannical housecat. It soon gained an international following as well as a fan club on Facebook. It wasnt long before Cujos fans (or minions) were asking for a book. This is a journey into the mind of a small cat with a huge ego. He ponders on everything from goats to football. He welcomes his readers into his Kingdom and then seeks to subjugate them. Prepare to enter the realm of the Worlds smallest dictator. One could almost say that Napoleon had a Cujo Cat Complex.

The first in a series of books involving The Mouse of Commons, the adventures of a mouse at the very top of British Government In this first story, our hero makes a new friend, finds himself up against an old enemy and rescuing allies from a fate worse than the cooking pot This version is in paperback. You can read more about THE MOUSE OF COMMONS on www.mouseofcommons.blogspot.com