Get That Goat

When Arthur forgets to feed his goat, it eats everything in sight, from the backyard fence to a barbershop pole.

Get Your Goat is a comprehensive, engaging way to answer all your questions about keeping goats, as backyard farm animal or even as a pet. It’s all about back to basics: consumers are rejecting consumption and looking for more and more ways to reconnect with the earth, the community, and their food sources. Many people who have tried keeping chickens, toyed with turkeys, or even just fantasized about converting their quarter-acre suburban yard into a pasture has no doubt wondered: What about goats? I don't live on a farm—how do these lively, intelligent creatures fit into my life?This is a complete handbook for keeping all breeds of goats on smaller acreage. It includes essential information on the nuts and bolts of goat behavior: ·An extensive breed guide that teaches you how to make the best choice of breed for your lifestyle ·Fencing and housing ·Health and wellness ·Whether to raise goats for product (milk, meat, fiber) or for companionship ·And moreGet Your Goat is written for the new goat keeper, with all the right questions in mind!

Hide Your Goat is for every person who has ever said, "Why me?" It is for every person who feels like everywhere you turn, you meet problems, obstacles, difficulties - large ones, small ones, all sizes. Filled with thought-provoking questions, ideas and solutions, this book will help you stay positive while dealing with life's disappointments and the negativity that encompasses our society. Whereas, you can't change the people and circumstances that try to get your goat, Hide Your Goat will help you stay positive when negativity surrounds you. The book focuses on six core principles. * The Courage to Recognize Who You Are * The Strength to Accept Where You Have Been * The Wisdom to Discern Where You Are Heading * The Knowledge to Acquire What it Takes To Get There * The Awareness to Exclude Who Is Stopping You * The Power to Change What Holds You Back Hide Your Goat makes you aware of how your daily life intersects with a diverse group of people from different backgrounds, opinions and personalities. This book will make you think about yourself and dive deep below the surface to uncover feelings, thoughts and emotions that expose your goat. Regardless of its origin, the expression "gets my goat" is something that resonates with all of us. The fast-paced and stress-filled schedules we maintain "open the gate" to allow people and circumstances to "get our goat." It's time to discover, herd, teach, feed, gate, exercise and in the end, Hide Your Goat!

Don't Let Life Get Your Goat, with its wooly wisdom and charming photos of goats, teaches us how to keep our chin up when life's chaotic moments keep pulling us down. We all could use a lift, so pick up this delightful gift book, read it yourself, or give it to a friend. See how an unlikely barnyard animal can encourage us to be more positive in life. Come on, you goat this!

Now a major film, starring George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, and Jeff Bridges, this New York Times bestseller is a disturbing and often hilarious look at the U.S. military's long flirtation with the paranormal—and the psy-op soldiers that are still fighting the battle. Bizarre military history: In 1979, a crack commando unit was established by the most gifted minds within the U.S. Army. Defying all known laws of physics and accepted military practice, they believed that a soldier could adopt the cloak of invisibility, pass cleanly through walls, and—perhaps most chillingly—kill goats just by staring at them. They were the First Earth Battalion, entrusted with defending America from all known adversaries. And they really weren’t joking. What’s more, they’re back—and they’re fighting the War on Terror. An uproarious exploration of American military paranoia: With investigations ranging from the mysterious “Goat Lab,” to Uri Geller’s covert psychic work with the CIA, to the increasingly bizarre role played by a succession of U.S. presidents, this might just be the funniest, most unsettling book you will ever read—if only because it is all true and is still happening today.

The three billy goats outsmart the hungry troll who lives under the bridge.

Ayoka is put in charge of the family goat, who promptly vanishes, and as Ayoka searches the marketplace she learns from the vendors of many things that have recently disappeared--including bread, sunglasses, and a wig.

"In Holistic Goat Care, Caldwell offers readers a comprehensive gu ide to maintaining a healthy herd of goats, whether they are dairy goats, meat goats, fiber goats, or pet goats. [This book] will empower even novice goat owners to confidently diagnose and treat most of the ailments that goats might experience. For the experienced goat farmer, the book offers a depth of insight and approaches to treatment not found in any other book"--