Going Ninja

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World-leading productivity expert Graham Allcott's businessbible is given a complete update for 2019. Do you waste too much time on your phone? Scroll throughTwitter or Instagram when you should be getting down to your real tasks? Isyour attention easily distracted? We've got the solution: The Way of theProductivity Ninja. In the age of information overload, traditional timemanagement techniquessimply don't cut it anymore. Using techniques includingRuthlessness, Mindfulness, Zen-like Calm and Stealth & Camouflage, this fullyrevised new edition of How to be a Productivity Ninjaoffers a fun andaccessible guide to working smarter, getting more done and learning to love whatyou do again.

The Tales of the TMNT series presents short, one-issue stories that give readers an in-depth look at Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, Casey Jones, and Splinter, while also delving into the stories of background characters like Nobody, Rat King, and Savanti Romero. Collects issues #1–7 of the original series, Tales of the TMNT, and issues #1–8 of the 2004 re-launch, Tales of the TMNT Volume Two. Presented in all-new color.

CAN YOU SURVIVE A NINJA ATTACK? It will come without warning. It will be silent, ruthless and over in seconds. But will it be your end? When the barrage of razor-sharp ninja stars flies and the sword-wielding assassin charges, the secret ninja-killing techniques in this book will allow you to turn certain death into glorious victory. When Ninjas Attack is a comprehensive guide to defeating these black-clad warriors: •How to spot a ninja before it’s too late •Elite counter-assassination techniques •Booby traps to ninja-proof your home •Deadly weapons for dispatching an assailant •Secrets of ninja training and mind control •Infiltrating the world-wide network of ryus

Ashida Izanami is a ninja agent sent around the world to fight: terrorists, a drug dealer, he must remain in Japan to fight a ninja assassin, a white supremacists group, a white man trying to take over an Indian Reservation, pirates robbing cruise ships in the Pacific, a hate group, a ninja organization, head of a white slavery ring, and a voodoo master.

Fart Book 1 includes the following pant ripping stories: The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (this is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonator * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Fart Book 2 will show you even more tooting adventures with bean steams like: * The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride * How To Jump Higher * The 18th Hole Trick * El Ninjo's Genius Idea In The Doldrums * Oktoberfest Time & The Fart Impact On The Swing * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound - This is a brand new story and it has never been released before! and many more... In Fart book 3 you will discover even more hilarious bottom burping stories like: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... Finally in Volume 4 the farts transform into true Ninja farts like: * The New Dimension: The World Is My Oyster * Fart Olympics On The Acropolis with Socrates & Plato * Farting with Roman Bean Antipasti Inspired by Stories of The Ancient Rome * Venice: The Ghost Of The Canal & The Gondolas * Parachuting From The Eiffel Tower * Magical Fairy Dust Ninja Farts In Casablanca * The Great Wall Of China & Other Wonders Of The World * The Taj Mahal: The Temple Of Mysteries * Tokyo: Pop Cult lots more... You'll find 62 pant ripping stories inide...

Fart Book 1 includes the following pant ripping stories: The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonator * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Fart Book 2 will show you even more tooting adventures with bean steams like: * The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride * How To Jump Higher * The 18th Hole Trick * El Ninjo's Genius Idea In The Doldrums * Oktoberfest Time & The Fart Impact On The Swing * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry Skyscraper Freestyle Sound - This is a brand new story and it has never been released before! and many more... In Fart book 3 you will discover even more hilarious bottom burping stories like: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... Finally in Volume 4 the farts transform into true Ninja farts like: * The New Dimension: The World Is My Oyster * Fart Olympics On The Acropolis with Socrates & Plato * Farting with Roman Bean Antipasti Inspired by Stories of The Ancient Rome * Venice: The Ghost Of The Canal & The Gondolas * Parachuting From The Eiffel Tower * Magical Fairy Dust Ninja Farts In Casablanca * The Great Wall Of China & Other Wonders Of The World * The Taj Mahal: The Temple Of Mysteries * Tokyo: Pop Cult lots more... You'll find 62 pant ripping stories inide... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda ...

Pack your bags and grab your gear: you're going to Ninja Camp! Listen closely to the ninja master, who will teach you everything you need to know to become a ninja warrior-but it won't be easy. You'll have to be sly and swift, strong and speedy, and only then will you become a Ninja of the Night! This fun and energetic book will delight and entertain kids and parents alike with its clever, rhyming verse and action-packed depictions of the coolest camp around. For fans of Ninja Red Riding Hood who are looking for a lesson in teamwork and cool stealth skills.