Grandma Approved Curse Words

Gee Willikers! What the devil are you doin'? Get your crapola off the flippin' floor, shut your pie hole, and help me with these cotton pickin' children you lazy jackwagon!Whether she's a "bible thumper," "teetotaler," or just doesn't like expletives, your grandma is sure to approve of the colorful alternative curse words on the following 40 pages.So, for the love of Pete, grab your dad blamed pencils, markers, or crayons and fiddle fart the day away as you relax, melt away stress, and unwind you lazy son of a motherless goat. Crimeny! Maybe it's even possible for great Caesar's ghost to replace some "colorful" vocabulary with these grandma approved alternative curse words.For heaven's sake, we surely hope you enjoy each and every gosh darn page!

Granny Swears is a less-offensive swear word coloring book. First of its kind on Amazon! This is special black background edition 20 unique hand-drawn illustrations with light swear words and beautiful patterns. All illustrations are printed twice, providing you with 40 printed pages for coloring. All images are printed single sided to avoid damage to other illustrations from color bleeding. Hours and hours of relaxation, mindful calm and stress relief. Ultimate fun! Granny swears inside the book: Gosh darn it Dagnabbit Bloody hell Son of a biscuit Sugar Honey Iced Tea Oh, for Pete ́s sake! Lord love a duck Well, bless your little heart What the heck Kiss my grits! Ah, fiddlesticks! Fudge nuts Hell ́s Bells You ́re a pain in the pip It ́s raining pitchforks! Damnit Horse piss Oh, sugar! Cold as a witch ́s tit Going to hell in a handbasket

Looking for funny gifts for Grandmas? This Clean Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect! In this book we have put together a list of hilarious, clean swear words that Grandmas definitely can use! Funny and cheap gift ideas for Grandmas are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this Grandma coloring book! Way more interesting than a pair of socks or a t-shirt. This hilarious non-sweary coloring book for grown ups will create plenty of laughs all round. If you have a friend or family member who appreciates funny gift ideas then you have come to the right place. Not only is this clean swear word adult coloring book an absolute bargain, but the hilarious non-sweary quotes in this adult coloring book are bound to bring a big smile to your favorite Grandma's face! We know how hard it can be to find gifts for Grandmas, so we hope we have made life easier for you!

Granny Swears is a less-offensive swear word coloring book. First of its kind on Amazon! 20 unique hand-drawn illustrations with light swear words and beautiful patterns. All illustrations are printed twice, providing you with 40 printed pages for coloring. All images are printed single sided to avoid damage to other illustrations from color bleeding. Hours and hours of relaxation, mindful calm and stress relief. Ultimate fun! Granny swears inside the book: Gosh darn it Dagnabbit Bloody hell Son of a biscuit Sugar Honey Iced Tea Oh, for Pete ́s sake! Lord love a duck Well, bless your little heart What the heck Kiss my grits! Ah, fiddlesticks! Fudge nuts Hell ́s Bells You ́re a pain in the pip It ́s raining pitchforks! Damnit Horse piss Oh, sugar! Cold as a witch ́s tit Going to hell in a handbasket

#1 GIFT FOR GRANDMA - GRANDMUM - GRAN - GRANNY - GRANDMOTHER (We love her so much, there are so many names!) Need a funny gift that is actually fun and relaxing? Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. You can actually give a gift that is fun and will be appreciated! This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, at work, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! Order now for a gift that will be appreciated: )

While most of the more recent influential work on swearing has concentrated on English and other languages from the Global North, looking at forms and functions of swear words, this contribution redirects the necessary focus onto a sociolinguistics of swearing that puts transgressive practices in non-Western languages into the focus. The transdisciplinary volume contains innovative case studies that address swearing and cursing in parts of the world characterized by consequences of colonialism and increasingly debated inequalities. Turning away from more conventional and established methodologies and theoretical approaches, the book envisages to address transgressive linguistic practices, performances and contexts in Africa, Asia, America and Europe –including individuals' creativity, subversive power and agency. Due to its interdisciplinary and non-mainstream focus, this volume is an essential addition to the field of studies.

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