Grandpa Jokes

What does a Dad joke become when it gets too old? Why, a Grandad joke, of course. This collection of 101 of the best ever Grandad jokes is aimed at kids who just want a laugh and Grandads (and Dads) who want to stock up on those jokes that make their kids groan (while secretly laughing). Grandad tried to warn everyone that the Titanic was going to hit an iceberg and sink. But no one would listen. He was screaming and shouting but they all told him to be quiet. They weren't interested in what he had to say. But he just got louder and louder.In the end, they had to eject him from the movie theatre. Ideal Father's Day present for the Dad or Grandad in your life. Ideal Christmas stocking filler for the kids. Imagine your 12 year old brightening up Christmas by reading all 101 jokes at the dinner table. Or not. Warning: Contains the word fart (twice). At the end of the book, you'll find 25 Swifties. One-liners to cover those situations where afterwards you think afterwards "Now if only I'd said...". Buy the eBook and download the audio book for free. Play it in the car and annoy your passengers. Play it in the gym and be the only person laughing on the treadmill. But most of all... Enjoy!

Why Grandpa Jokes Are Better Than Dad Jokes? Well, because grandpa knows every thing! This is the perfect gift for grandfather who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! Clean family jokes The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card. Perfect Funny Novelty Gift For Grandpa's Birthday, Father's day, Christmas, Valentine's Day or Any Regular Day To Make Grandpa Smile!

What's cheesier than Pizza Steve? A book full of hilarious wisecracks and not-so-wis-cracks from Uncle Grandpa and his friends!

3000 original jokes grouped as: Trump and Company Nonsensical Science, Philosophy, History, and Religion Letter, Number, and Grammar Play Speaking in Tongues - Word Play in Two Languages Never Grow Up - General Fun Bedtime Whimsy and Romance Pithy jokes for every taste and mood and occasion.

Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.

This is an adventure story about a young girl, Phoebe Shortshanks, and her very unusual grandparents. Join Phoebe as she works with Grandpa and some of his amazing, but sometimes disastrous, magical inventions on a journey of discovery and friendship. Who can believe that animals can talk and be so organised that they can help a lost golf ball to be reunited with her lost brothers?