Guess I Ll Go Eat Worms Maybe

About the Book Guess I'll Go Eat Worms - Maybe is a commentary on growing up and growing old in a modern western society. This writing explicates some of Phillip Anthony Dalon’s life’s journey, and how and why we all change our perspectives and opinions as we make this constantly changing voyage. It admittedly steps on a lot of toes, but if taken in its entirety, it may make sense to those with an open mind. Phillip’s work experience includes: dishwasher, waiter, short order cook, heavy equipment operator, truck driver, ordinance supply clerk, civil engineering technologist, surveyor, civil engineering designer, draftsman/site planner, construction coordinator, construction engineer/project manager with a large, multinational corporation, licensed general contractor, and licensed home inspector. It is undeniable that he has vast experience with the subject matter. About the Author Phillip Anthony Dalon was born in 1942, into abject poverty and raised in the slums of a large southern city. Around thirteen years old, he was shot in the back; later, around 15, he was beaten mercilessly by a mob, and at twenty, he was stabbed in the side. He is a veteran of the US Army and served overseas in Hanau, Germany. He has undergone three surgeries on his arteries. He lost half of his left lung but survived lung cancer in his early seventies. Dalon has a bovine aortic heart valve replacement, a Pacemaker, and a Watchman implant. Dalon obtained a patent for a tool in 2003 and published ClanWickie, a full-length children’s adventure novel in 2011. For all of his trials and tribulations, he has been blessed with a beautiful wife, four grown children, and seven grandchildren. He and his wife, Faye, have the retirement home of their dreams in a country setting with mountain views. They happily cohabit with their little dog, Ellie.

About the Book Guess I'll Go Eat Worms - Maybe is a commentary on growing up and growing old in a modern western society. This writing explicates some of Phillip Anthony Dalon's life's journey, and how and why we all change our perspectives and opinions as we make this constantly changing voyage. It admittedly steps on a lot of toes, but if taken in its entirety, it may make sense to those with an open mind. Phillip's work experience includes: dishwasher, waiter, short order cook, heavy equipment operator, truck driver, ordinance supply clerk, civil engineering technologist, surveyor, civil engineering designer, draftsman/site planner, construction coordinator, construction engineer/project manager with a large, multinational corporation, licensed general contractor, and licensed home inspector. It is undeniable that he has vast experience with the subject matter. About the Author Phillip Anthony Dalon was born in 1942, into abject poverty and raised in the slums of a large southern city. Around thirteen years old, he was shot in the back; later, around 15, he was beaten mercilessly by a mob, and at twenty, he was stabbed in the side. He is a veteran of the US Army and served overseas in Hanau, Germany. He has undergone three surgeries on his arteries. He lost half of his left lung but survived lung cancer in his early seventies. Dalon has a bovine aortic heart valve replacement, a Pacemaker, and a Watchman implant. Dalon obtained a patent for a tool in 2003 and published ClanWickie, a full-length children's adventure novel in 2011. For all of his trials and tribulations, he has been blessed with a beautiful wife, four grown children, and seven grandchildren. He and his wife, Faye, have the retirement home of their dreams in a country setting with mountain views. They happily cohabit with their little dog, Ellie.

Collectible hardcover edition! All new illustrations! Same top-secret mix of fun and illustrations. Adults, stop reading now. We mean it. This book is TOP SECRET and it’s FOR KIDS ONLY! (Are the grownups gone? Good.) Now that it’s just the kids, we’ll let the cat out of the bag: This book is full of disgusting things and nasty (but funny) pranks. It’s also got weird superstitions, freaky facts, unbelievable myths and legends, and did we mention gross stuff? Like boogers. And farting ghosts. And armpit sniffers. And entomophagy. (What’s that? It’s the practice of eating worms.) But there’s more than just gross stuff in this illustrated and easy-to-read book. You’ll be briefed in . . . * How to make your own secret code * Where the “Jolly Roger” pirate flag came from * Mermaid tales and other unbelievable sightings * The original alchemist and the search for the Philosopher’s Stone * The Captain Underpants story * A secret recipe for edible glass * Sneakers of the future And a whole bunch more!

Goosebumps now on Disney+! Todd loves his basement worm farm. Worms are fascinating creatures--it's just a convenient bonus that they happen to gross out his family. But when Todd starts to find worms in unlikely and unwanted places, like his bed, his toothbrush, and his spaghetti--the tables have turned. Now Todd is the one running scared!

Supernatural boot camp bites. Jenna Skye and her blood harem are off to train for Blood Vice in Denver. If they can survive three long months at the BATC (the Blood Authority Training Center, aka, the bat cave), they’ll become official Blood Vice agents. But not everyone is thrilled about the duke allowing a baby vampling to train with the big fangs, and the undead have some pretty rotten ideas when it comes to hazing. The training program also opens Jenna’s eyes to House Lilith politics, and she’s soon swept away into the dark current of warring vampire families and an empire on the verge of collapse—an empire no one can know she’s an heir to. New to Jenna and House Lilith? If you love urban fantasy with paranormal law enforcement and modern vampire royalty, begin this series with book one, Blood Vice, today!

This book is full of stories, some true happenings, some just good stories. Each of these short devotional lessons are a sermon unto themselves. I have had preachers write and tell me that they use them as sermon starters or for devotional lessons. Mostly they are written with the hopes that they will touch something in your heart and help you in your daily walk with Christ.

In this thoughtful, deeply personal work, one of the nation's best-loved voices takes the plunge into politics and comes up with a book that has had all of America talking. Here, with great heart, supple wit, and a dash of anger, Garrison Keillor describes the simple democratic values-the Golden Rule, the obligation to defend the weak against the powerful, and others- that define his hard-working Midwestern neighbors and that today's Republicans seem determined to subvert. A reminiscence, a political tract, and a humorous meditation, Homegrown Democrat is an entertaining, refreshing addition to today's rancorous political debate. * A New York Times bestseller * Updated and revised with a new introduction for the 2006 midterm elections * A Featured Alternate Selection of the Book-of-the-Month Club

In this gleefully exaggerated memoir, Gretel Killeen looks at the big questions that we're confronted with in times of calamity: what the hell is life all about and what on earth are we supposed to do with it? Yes, it's the female midlife crisis for the generation who were meant to be superwomen, able to run a global empire, raise a family, help a crippled dog give birth and do the ironing while having multiple orgasms! With warmth, wisdom and wicked wit, Gretel seeks advice from old friends ('life sucks and then you die'), new friends ('life is a life-changing experience') and family ('maybe you should rent out your big bum as a kind of mobile advertising space'), taking us on a hilarious yet poignant ride as she stands on top of the hill that she's not only climbed but has also built, looks at the view and wonders, ''Is this all there is?''