Hilarious Things That Mums Say

Bruce Lansky, coauthor of Dads Say the Dumbest Things!, has created a delightful confection for Mother's Day. Almost every expression that moms use to educate, discipline, and drive their children up the wall is in this book.

Laugh out loud with these 50 funny sayings that you, if you are a mom may have said or that your mom or grandmother may be guilty of. From "Why? Because I said so!" to "I am not your maid!" to "Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about!" or "I hope someday You have children who are just like you!" to "Stop picking your nose!" and "Don't forget to wash your private parts!" Moms say the funniest things when they are upset or want to make a point to their kids and this book is chock full of those quotes.

Funny Mother Gift: Funny Mom Books and Funny Mom Gifts presents a book for moms and grandmothers that is chock full of 50 of the funniest things mothers say to their kids all the time, from: "Why? Because I said so!", "Stop picking your nose!" to "Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about!" You are sure to find something in this book that your mom or grandmother can relate to and laugh about. It's the perfect gift for mothers, grandmothers or even yourself for Christmas, birthdays or any time of the year when a good laugh is needed!

“And they lived mommy ever after,” the mommy whispered to her baby. “Because we are not always going to feel happy, but I am always going to be your mommy.” A daughter grows from a tiny infant to a young girl, and the years bring all the natural changes and accompanying emotions. Some emotions are big and scary. But the one constant in the little girl’s life is her mother and her magical stories. These stories stories teach her about her uniqueness, about her kindness, and about her power to face the inevitable darkness in life. But when she’s on her own, away from her mother, can she share her light? It’s never too early to teach children how to recognize and accept emotions like fear, sadness, and loneliness. Through gorgeous illustrations of the real and fantasy worlds in which children always coexist, Mommy Ever After explores the difficult idea that we won’t always be happy, but we can always be brave and we can always be kind.

This delightful book presents the endearing and heartfelt things kids say about Moms, captured in humorous quips that convey a strong message of love and laughter. No one knows mothers better than their children, and those same kids know the best way to describe the funny, loving (and sometimes embarrassing!) things Moms say and do. Everyone will appreciate the hilarious comments made by real kids about real Moms. This book makes the perfect gift, because every day is Mother's Day!