How To Succeed With Women Without Really Trying

"Yes, Shepherd Mead - whose books have brought wealth and happiness to thousands - can help you. In this frank, unexpected manual he tells you more than you need to know (and as much as we dare to print) about being irresistible to women. Discover for yourself the rightful joy of male dominance ... learn the proven techniques that will keep women in your life in their proper place as handmaidens and helpmates ... You need nothing but determination, guts, character - and, of course, this book"--

A reading companion to Shepherd Mead's "How to Succeed with Women Without Really Trying" featuring the original artwork by Claude Smith.

For many years, television comedy was an exclusive all boys’ club—until a brilliant comedian named Carol Leifer came along, blazing a trail for funny women everywhere. From Late Night with David Letterman and Saturday Night Live to Seinfeld, The Ellen Show, and Modern Family, Carol has written for and/or performed on some of the best TV comedies of all time. This hilarious collection of essays charts her extraordinary three-decade journey through show business, illuminating her many triumphs and some missteps along the way—and offering valuable lessons for women and men in any profession. Part memoir, part guide to life, and all incredibly funny, How to Succeed in Business without Really Crying offers tips and tricks for getting ahead, finding your way, and opening locked doors—even if you have to use a sledgehammer.

From this classic tome, learn everything you need to know to land the corner office: · How to make money · How to make more money · How to choose the right company (one big enough so that nobody knows exactly what anyone else is doing) · How to cultivate the appearance of extreme busyness through strategic desk management · How to delegate responsibility (have plenty of assistants!) First published in 1952, this guide inspired the beloved Pulitzer Prize–winning musical, which returns to Broadway in 2011 in a production that stars Daniel Radcliffe and John Larroquette. Updated with a brilliant new introduction by the king of business satire, Stanley Bing, How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying is essential reading for the ambitious and the lazy alike.