I Haven T Lost My Marbles They Just All Rolled To One Side

In this book of 101 inspirational stories, contributors share their personal angel experiences of faith, miracles, and answered prayers, which will amaze and inspire you. Celestial, otherworldly, heavenly. Whatever the term, sometimes there is no earthly explanation for what we experience, and a higher power is clearly at work. You will be awed and inspired by these true personal stories from people, religious and non-religious, about hope, healing, and help from angels.

Southern Weird is not just a title--it is a way of life the ancestors brought over with them with new concepts learned and taught through the generations. Southern Weird is about people who look at life just a little differently and Gary R. Hoffman brings them front and center with this short story collection. In the Blue Bag Cult, a friend will hold your hand while you cry-- a best friend will help you bury the body. Nadine's beauty shop offers an entire wedding package including laundry, Angel's Place is a funeral home with innovative and unusual practices. A Day in the Life of a Non-Hostage brings the Southern Weird home by totally skewing the traditional hostage situation. This collection is funny, smart, and great entertainment.

Mabel and her dream of a place she has not yet been, The Square Blue Canyon, with its two Roquefort Blue Moons. It is here where Mabel on her quest for the world’s most perfect marble shooter discovers the Marble Man. The Marble Man has a very real fire in his belly and eats the sand-wich is there (by the fist full) and then belches out the finest Marbles, Major Mabel has ever seen. The old Hoot Owl started much of this with this brain teaser, “Major Mabel may have lost her Marbles, but Mabel may not miss her marbles!” Though I am sure Mabel surely would.

The Vietnam War is coming to a close and Timbo starts his first day back as a retail ad salesman for the Daily Beacon after an absence of more than three years in San Francisco, where he recently broke off with his girlfriend, Jeanne. The reader accompanies Timbo on his journey through the day as he talks and interacts with his old newspaper buddies; walks the streets of his sales territory in San Pedro, a Southern California seaport town, where he has lived most of his life; remembers people and experiences as he makes his rounds; calls on retail merchant advertisers who welcome his return but are preoccupied with the events surrounding Vietnam and the business changes taking place in the downtown harbor area. Containerization, a new system of ship loading at the harbor docks has reduced employment and resulted in a loss of Union influence in the area. This is evidenced by an ongoing printers strike at the Daily Beacon that has failed to close down the paper. Now the publisher is thinking of selling to a large newspaper chain. Part of the downtown business area is being torn down through a Federal grant to establish a new shopping mall. At the end of his first day, while walking through an old demolished building, Timbo comes upon an injured man who was struck on the head by one of his Vietnam veteran drinking buddies. He helps Blackie to a resident hotel a few blocks from the demolition area, where he bandages his wound. They drink whiskey while Blackie relates a Vietnam battle experience. All through the day Timbo thinks about Jeanne, his San Francisco girlfriend. Mostly erotic visions of her body, her hair, her lips, her lovely guitar-playing presence, her unique anti-Vietnam hippie character, He continues to have a problem with his decision to leave Jeanne in San Francisco. After the whiskey session with Blackie, Timbo fantasizes an aerial body trip by Jeanne down the misty coastal skies from Frisco to visit him in Blackies hotel room. Jeanne tries to lure Timbo with a dance of veils but her conversation with him seems firm and unyielding and the visit lacks any resolution to Timbos problem. The last scene finds Timbo departing the hotel with a bottle of scotch, which he plans to leave for one of his fellow admen. On his walk back to the newspaper Timbo begins to realize that the extent to which the Vietnam conflict and the passage of time have changed his town, the newspaper, the merchants, the returning veterans and even his relationship with Jeanne.

This edition of I'M HERE TO WIN is an enhanced e-book with exclusive embedded video from the author. In I'M HERE TO WIN, Chris "Macca" McCormack opens his playbook and reveals everything it takes-mind, body, and spirit-to become a champion. Now he shares the story of his triumphs and the never-say-die dedication that has made him the world's most successful triathlete. In 2010, at the age of 37, Macca beat the odds and won the Ford Ironman World Championship in Kona, Hawaii for a second time in what many called the most dramatic finish in the race's history. Macca's journey to athletic greatness is more than just one of physical perseverance. After coming in fourth in Hawaii in 2009, Macca returned to the island on a mission: He was there to win. A game plan containing a new strategic approach to winning brought him first across the finish line. Chris McCormack has dedicated his life to training for-and winning-the Ironman Hawaii, one of the most grueling tests of mental and physical endurance in the world. The race challenges athletes to swim 2.4 miles, bike 112 miles, and run a full marathon, 26.2 miles, using all their strength and willpower to overcome the incredibly harsh conditions. In I'M HERE TO WIN Macca provides concrete training advice for everyone-from weekend warriors who casually compete to seasoned veterans who race every week to armchair athletes looking for an extra push-and provides insight into the mind of a great champion with excitement and inspiration on every page.

In I'M HERE TO WIN, Chris "Macca" McCormack opens his playbook and reveals everything it takes-mind, body, and spirit-to become a champion. Now he shares the story of his triumphs and the never-say-die dedication that has made him the world's most successful triathlete. In 2010, at the age of 37, Macca beat the odds and won the Ford Ironman World Championship in Kona, Hawaii for a second time in what many called the most dramatic finish in the race's history. Macca's journey to athletic greatness is more than just one of physical perseverance. After coming in fourth in Hawaii in 2009, Macca returned to the island on a mission: He was there to win. A game plan containing a new strategic approach to winning brought him first across the finish line. Chris McCormack has dedicated his life to training for-and winning-the Ironman Hawaii, one of the most grueling tests of mental and physical endurance in the world. The race challenges athletes to swim 2.4 miles, bike 112 miles, and run a full marathon, 26.2 miles, using all their strength and willpower to overcome the incredibly harsh conditions. In I'M HERE TO WIN Macca provides concrete training advice for everyone-from weekend warriors who casually compete to seasoned veterans who race every week to armchair athletes looking for an extra push-and provides insight into the mind of a great champion with excitement and inspiration on every page. I'M HERE TO WIN is also available as an enhanced e-book with embedded video and audio.