I Want An Alien For Chrsitmas

On December 17th, when Theo Bartlett and his little sisters, Olivia and Sophie, went into the woods behind their house to investigate the explosion they heard, the last thing they thought they'd find would be Santa Clause's sleigh, chock full of presents and an unexpected stowaway - a little green, ten-year-old alien named Gug! The Bartlett kids quickly realize that Gug and Santa have somehow switched places! Gug is here on earth while Santa is stuck on a spaceship somewhere in the galaxy! Theo, Olivia and Sophie know they only have one week to reunite their new alien buddy with his family while figuring out a way to get Santa back in time to save Christmas. And this all has to be done while keeping Gug secret from their friends and family! That alone would require a Christmas-sized miracle, but when you throw in an alien-hunting Mall Santa, an Air Force pilot with a grudge against St. Nick and the biggest bully at school (who is intent on making the Bartlett children miserable), their task seems darn near impossible! Will the siblings and Gug be able to save the day, or will millions of children wake up to find no presents under their trees Christmas morning? Kids of all ages, as well as their parents and grandparents, will love this fast-paced, fun, out-of-this-world, instant holiday classic.

The best gifts come in big packages. Meet Kathleen: a thirty-six-year-old Plain Jane extraordinaire, with a Ph. D in Xenobiology and another in Spinsterhood. This year, yet again, her sorry self is stuck working on Mars for the holidays. Aside from dodging the unrequited attentions of a certain cringe-worthy bachelor on the station, she mentally prepares for yet another lonely and boring Christmas. But when her sister sends her an early gift in the form of a drool-worthy alien hellbent on fulfilling her every desire, Kathleen isn't so sure she wishes to stay off the naughty list anymore. This book is standalone.

This journal features 100 Ruled pages or lined Paper inside for writing notes. It's size is convenient to carry with you anywhere you go. This notebook or journal makes a great motivational and inspirational Christmas Notebook gift for all. This Notebook is perfect for: End of the School Year Gifts Notebook Journals Gifts Gifts at Birthday Parties Birthday Gifts, Christmas & Thanksgiving Gifts Features: Unique design Can be used as a diary, journal and notebook 100 ruled pages of lined paper Perfect for gel, pen, ink, marker or pencils 6" x 9" dimensions; portable size for school, home or traveling Matte Cover No Spiral High-quality paper

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An intense, intelligent drama that asks what if aliens survived the infamous UFO crash of 1947, Roswell boasts a huge, dedicated fan base (when threatened with cancellation, fans sent 12,000 bottles of Tabasco sauce, the aliens' drink of choice, to a competing network, convincing them to pick up the show). This book features biographies of the actors and creators of the show, in-depth commentaries on each episode, a look at the history and mythology behind the show, plus its incredible fans. The first 2 seasons aired on BBC and the 3rd will air on SKY. With 30 b/w photos.

Will she live long enough to celebrate Christmas? Taylor, who is half alien, is living a normal life on Earth as a waitress in Bayou Oaks, Florida. She’s looking forward to a quiet month before Christmas, when she gets a call from her parents informing her they are getting married. She can’t believe at the age of twenty, her alien father, and her human mother, are finally tying the knot. The wedding is taking place on the beach where her father first landed on Earth. Her parents then break the news they are going to honeymoon on the distant planet, Veratious. Her dream of a lovely family Christmas together is shattered. Taylor gets an invitation to join her parents for Christmas on the planet, but her gut tells her a long-ago nemesis will track her down if she goes back into space. If she flies off to Veratious will Taylor even get the chance to celebrate Christmas? Find out in An Alien Christmas Novella by author Karin De Havin. If you like unique and fascinating New Adult science fiction fantasy stories that make you laugh, bite your nails, and cheer, you'll love An Alien Christmas! Keywords: New Adult Science Fiction, fantasy romance, visionary & metaphysical books, new adult science fiction series, Aliens Contact books, Sci-fi Fantasy Mashup books, Afterlife stories, complete series, fantasy, books, space based books, new adult fantasy complete series, New Adult action adventure books.

HO, HO, HEY! There's an ELF in YOUR Christmas book! Get ready for another lively, interactive read-aloud in the Who's In Your Book series! Do you have what it takes to make Santa's Nice List? An elf is here to test you in this participatory read-aloud. Don't let the elf trick you into being naughty! Just follow his instructions to sing a Christmas carol, clap, BURP... Hey, wait a second! Children will be delighted to join in on the holiday fun. Bestselling author and musician Tom Fletcher, the creator of the successful West End show The Christmasaurus, has once again paired up with illustrator Greg Abbott to create a creature that readers will fall in love with--and want to play with--again and again! Don't miss a single story in the Who's In Your Book series! There's a Monster In Your Book There's a Dragon In Your Book There's an Elf In Your Book There's an Alien in Your Book ...and more books to come!