Kinky Secrets Of Alice Trilogy

Eighteen-year-old Alice is sexually unfulfilled. But then she follows a very special white rabbit to places beyond her wildest erotica imagination. There are no nice boys--or girls--down here. Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies. From escapades in a sexual Wonderland, to some hot encounters through the Looking Glass, and on to the infamous Hellfire Club, this isn't the fairy tale you grew up reading. This adults-only story is for those with sinful desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life. The bestselling erotica trilogy is now compiled into a single, full-length novel, ready and waiting for only the most adventurous readers. KINKY SECRETS OF ALICE TRILOGY by Melinda DuChamp It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh, just like you. Follow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare... WHAT READERS ARE SAYING: "This is the funniest adult novel I've ever read!" - Anonymous "A surprisingly intelligent, well-written parody, and also very hot." - A Different Anonymous "Sexy as hell. This is really going to turn you on." - A turned-on woman who asked not to be named "Wow! If you were disappointed in other books that claim to be titillating, here's the cure. You won't be able to put it down." - Jane Doe "I love my Kindle, because no one around me knows what's on it. Reading this ebook feels like I'm doing something wicked and daring." - Jane Doe's BFF "You'll bookmark the whole thing. Trust me." - A satisfied reader "My wife really benefited from me reading this." - A friend of the author "Melinda DuChamp is my favorite author, because she came over and painted my house. Also, her book is pretty good." - The author's cousin "I read it and returned it because I'm thrifty, but now I wish I'd kept it because there are some scenes I want to revisit." - A cheapskate "Comic erotica! They should invent a new category called comerotica or erotomic. On second thought, that's pretty stupid." - A man with too much time on his hands "My new safeword is DuChamp!" - An enlightened fan "I read it in one sitting, then had to go to the Emergency Room for a priapism." - A man about to sue the author "Strawberry is my favorite flavor." - A woman who likes strawberry "I also like chocolate." - The same woman What are you waiting for? Read this book immediately!

THREE BOOKS IN ONE GIANT PACKAGE! EVERYONE LOVES A GIANT PACKAGE! Alice has a quality problem. She's sexually unfulfilled, and she likes it kinky. Rough and exciting and passionate. We're talking bondage! Edging! Domination! Discipline! All sorts of deviant, outrageous, hot stuff! Her journey through 19th century Europe leads her into the arms--and beds--of classic monsters from famous books. Vampires! Jekyll and Hyde! Frankenstein! Werewolves! Hunchbacks! Plus mad scientists galore! There will be sex dungeons. There will be erotic laboratories. There will be devious, devilish machines meant to break poor young ladies and drive them to madness with ecstasy. Will Alice find true love? Maybe. Will she find orgasms? Oh boy, will she ever... KINKY SECRETS OF ALICE VS THE MONSTERS by Melinda DuChamp A delightful drama of depraved desires... plus spanking.

Carla thought she had it all together. Then Jake moved in next door. She never expected to fall for someone half her age. Especially Jake, an escort who specialized in very kinky sex. But Carla was curious. And rich. And when Jake accepts her as a client, they each may have gotten more than they'd bargained for... Want It Bad mixes erotic romance with laugh-out-loud humor. Sexy, funny, and outrageous, this is the book you've always wanted to read. A smart, older woman goes on a journey of sexual discovery, and somewhere along the way finds love. Or at least something equally as tasty.

Carla thought she had it all together. Then Jake moved in next door. She never expected to fall for someone half her age. Especially Jake, an escort who specialized in very kinky sex. But Carla was curious. And rich. And when Jake accepts her as a client, they each may have gotten more than they'd bargained for... Mister Kink mixes erotic romance with laugh-out-loud humor. Sexy, funny, and outrageous, this is the book you've always wanted to read. A smart, older woman goes on a journey of sexual discovery, and somewhere along the way finds love. Or at least something equally as tasty. MISTER KINK It begins where 50 Shades of Grey left off... Mister Kink is a 64,000 word contemporary romance by bestselling author Melinda DuChamp. It's hot. It's playful. It's more fun than the last ten books you've read. Try Mister Kink. You won't be disappointed. It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh... just like you. Previously published as Want It Bad. The title was changed because this new title is a lot more fun.

Jezebel is searching for sexual fulfillment, and a soulmate so she can live happily ever after. Her quest leads her up a beanstalk to a fairy tale land where her wildest, kinkiest fantasies come true. From the debauchery and danger of the Ghastlibad Forest, to finding the perfect partner for her billionaire ex-boyfriend, to induging in her darkest desires the night before her wedding, Jezebel embarks on a journey of discovery that's nothing like the Mother Goose you grew up with. This adults-only story is for those with sinful desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life. The bestselling erotica trilogy is now compiled into a single, full-length novel, for only the most adventurous readers. THE COMPLETE FIFTY SHADES OF JEZEBEL It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh, just like you. Follow Jezebel up the beanstalk, if you dare...

You only thought you knew how this was going to end, but their story is far from over. The explosive finale is bound to leave you breathless. A Sinful Encore is the third and final book in the Brilliance trilogy.

CODENAME: CHANDLER After having her cover blown and risking everything to stop a nuclear Armageddon, covert operative Chandler figured she might have been shown some appreciation for the sacrifices she made. Instead, the very organization that trained her locks up Chandler's sister, Fleming, for treason, intent on extracting every last scrap of information from her broken body and mind. SPREE Despite impossible odds, Chandler launches a desperate rescue mission, recruiting old allies (Jack Daniels and Harry McGlade, from Konrath's novel Whiskey Sour), and new ones (Val Ryker and David Lund from Peterson's Pushed Too Far, and Tequila Abernathy from Konrath's Shot of Tequila) to break into a black site--an ultrasecret military prison on US soil where no one gets out alive. But standing in her way is a squad of deadly psychopaths and a rogue government agency determined to destabilize the nation--and conquer the world. Buckle up. It's going to be one hell of a ride...