Mister Kink

Carla thought she had it all together. Then Jake moved in next door. She never expected to fall for someone half her age. Especially Jake, an escort who specialized in very kinky sex. But Carla was curious. And rich. And when Jake accepts her as a client, they each may have gotten more than they'd bargained for... Mister Kink mixes erotic romance with laugh-out-loud humor. Sexy, funny, and outrageous, this is the book you've always wanted to read. A smart, older woman goes on a journey of sexual discovery, and somewhere along the way finds love. Or at least something equally as tasty. MISTER KINK It begins where 50 Shades of Grey left off... Mister Kink is a 64,000 word contemporary romance by bestselling author Melinda DuChamp. It's hot. It's playful. It's more fun than the last ten books you've read. Try Mister Kink. You won't be disappointed. It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh... just like you. Previously published as Want It Bad. The title was changed because this new title is a lot more fun.

Contributing to revised notions of inclusivity and acceptance, this interdisciplinary work deftly identifies both historical and current approaches to understanding and analyzing kink, and pinpoints avenues for future research.

She's a rich lawyer. He's an escort. She's 41. He's 25. They both want it bad... Carla never expected to fall for someone half her age. Especially her new next-door neighbor, Jake. He's an escort who specializes in very kinky sex. But Carla was curious. And rich. And when Jake accepts her as a client, they each may have gotten more than they'd bargained for... Mister Kink mixes very kinky erotic romance with laugh-out-loud humor. Sexy, funny, and outrageous, this is the book you've always wanted to read. Watch a smart, older woman go on a journey of sexual discovery, and somewhere along the way find love... or at least something equally as tasty. KINKY SECRETS OF MISTER KINK by Melinda DuChamp Every fantasy has a price... Mr. Kink is a 240 page contemporary romance by bestselling author Melinda DuChamp. It's hot. It's playful. It's more fun than the last ten books you've read. Discover Mister Kink's kinky secrets. You won't be disappointed. It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh... just like you. WHAT READERS ARE SAYING: "An older woman and a young guy with a sex dungeon? Sign me up!" - Anonymous "This book is hysterical. This book is scortching hot. This book is a lot more more fun than the last few books I read." - A woman who hasn't had much luck with books "The other DuChamp books are based on classic novels, and this one is all-new and contemporary. But the smut-level is still a 10." - A reader who apparently has a smut-level scale "I wish I lived next door to Mr. Kink! I also wish I had a new car!" - A dreamer "THIS IS AWESOME!!! SO HOT AND SO FUNNY!!!" - Someone who adores capital letters and exclamation points "There are three things I love about this book. It's arousing. It makes you laugh. It is a fun romance. It is a quick read." - A reader who can't count "I'm pretty sure the author is writing these reader quotes." - The author "I hate onions. But I like onion rings. Is that weird?" - Yes, it's weird. "It's like The Brothers Karamozov, but with sex and jokes and no brothers named Karamozov." - A reader who needs to make better comparisons "If Mr. Kink was a horse I would ride him all day long." - Is that too graphic? It seems too graphic So what are you waiting for? Read this book right now!

The Abernathy family lives in rural Mississippi where folks farm cotton and grow vegetables and kitchens are filled with smells of sweet potato pie, muscadine preserves, and pickled grapes. Cupboards bulge with Octagon soap wrappers collected to trade for dishes, and shelves are lined with homemade cures for everything ― sulphur, molasses, quinine, calomel, and mutton suet. Life is serene and harmonious if folks follow the rules and heed natures' signals. Everyone knows, for example, that a morning shower, like an old person's dance, never lasts long, or that high birds and high smoke mean good plowing weather. Some of the most important codes, however, are unspoken, and when these laws are violated, men are obliged to abide by the code even if it means doing the unthinkable. Hobson Abernathy, Big Hob, loves his family and leads his household with firmness and uncompromising example. His wife, Lavinia, was married at sixteen and still fulfills her duties with skill and selfless devotion. She obeys her husband (one of the rules), but she's a strong woman and when the occasion demands, she offers her wisdom to bring balance back to the family. Teenie, their teenage daughter spends her time bossin' her brother, Little Hob. Little Hob says he doesn't mind 'cause the same is true for chickens. One ol' rooster is always the boss and he can peck any chicken he wants to. When Teenie isn't bossin', she's dreaming about the young man she's sparkin', Woody. And, Woody? Well, he's anxious to marry Teenie and brags a lot to prove his eligibility. “Not bad loud-mouth bragging, just tongue-strutting,” as Hobson calls it. Little Hob is about growed up; still a boy in many ways, he is proud of his advancing maturity and is not shirking the arrival of a man's responsibilities. Hobson teaches his son everything he needs to know, and if there's a man Little Hob idolizes, it would be his papa, Big Hob.

Explosive rumors and a mega-media frenzy almost ended the Pampered Princesses' reign as Hollywood High royalty. Now only one diva can win the ultimate fame of thrones. . . London Phillips is keeping her billionaire boyfriend close--and her secrets closer--by pretending to play her mother's game. But the rules dramatically change when her ex-boo, Justice Banks, ends up in the arms of her best friend . . . One lie too many cost spoiled Rich Montgomery her one true love. No problem--finding a new man is what she does best. But a certain bad boy's drama is more dangerous than she ever imagined . . . Fresh out of rehab, teen star Heather Cummings has Hollywood High's newest hottie dead in her party-girl sights. And unexpected news could fulfill all her dreams--or shatter them for good. . . Spencer Ellington wants revenge. And making alliances with her ex-frenemy and her biggest enemy is a small price to pay to expose everyone's dirty little deceptions--and conquer Hollywood High's powerful in-crowd once and for all. . . "The girls and the secondary characters of Hollywood High are never shy of drama." --APOOO Book Club