Love Stinks

Bookstores are filled with volumes on love and romance. But where can the broken-hearted find solace? Who consoles the dumped and discarded? Where can those plotting revenge turn for help? Enter Love Stinks, the ideal book for the betrayed.Author Gin Sander has collected more than 200 jaded quotes on love's fleeting nature, the pointlessness of marriage, and the delights of a carefully plotted revenge. Consider: o Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? -Groucho Marxo Your morals are like the roads through the Alps. They make these hairpin turns. -Erica Jongo Love is an exploding cigar we all willingly smoke. -Lynda BarryOrganized by topics, from envy to sex, the delightfully rotten quotes in Love Stinks provide solace for everyone who's felt the sting of love gone bad.

To hell with love! "Love is a hole in the heart." - Ben Hecht They say it's impossible to love and be wise. Love Stinks understands why you fell so hard in the first place--and has the words of wisdom you need to hear now that your heart's been crushed. Filled with more than 300 quotes from the world's greatest jilted and bitter lovers, this unfiltered look at love gone wrong puts all your thoughts on paper. From Virginia Woolf and Oscar Wilde to Woody Allen and Amy Sedaris, the revealing words in Love Stinks puts you in good company. You might laugh; you'll probably cry, but as Khaled Hosseini once said, it is "better to be hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie."

It’s February and love is in the air! Everyone in the fourth grade is getting into the Valentine spirit. The kids are making cards, and are ordering personalized candy hearts from Cinnamon’s Candy Shop, the new candy store in the mall. But Katie has had enough—she is definitely not into all this mushy gushy stuff! So Katie makes a decision: there’ll be no Valentine’s Day for her this year. But then Katie turns into Cinnamon, the candy store owner. And the personalized hearts she makes up are...well...not exactly to order! By doing this, she practically ruins Valentine’s Day for everyone. Will Katie have a change of heart and save the day?

Bill the dog loves smelly things, like muddy ponds and rubbish bins. Will the arrival of Great Aunt Bleach put an end to his smelly ways, or will Bill live to stink another day?

Offers a collection of activities for every month of the year, including a photography contest and a "Love Stinks Chocolate Fest" for February.

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