Medical Jokes

Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious doctors joke book. This is the largest collection of funny doctors jokes ever published. The side effects may include spontaneous laughter. This book will hit your funny bone, inject you with fun and prove that laughter really is the best medicine. This joke book is for student doctors, trainee doctors, junior doctors, newly qualified doctors, GPs, experienced doctors and even retired doctors - there's something for everyone and it will certainly hit the funny bone, that's for sure. This mixture of doctors jokes will prove that doctors have a good sense of humor, and you will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the medical gags. You will find many quality one-liners, plenty of question and answer type jokes and many story based jokes, all designed to make you laugh out loud. This hilarious doctors joke book will leave you in stitches! Buy it now!

While many Indian joke books are jokes themselves, this book avoids the pitfalls by its professional approach towards compilation, rewriting and editing. The book comprises the world's best adult medical jokes, quips, quotes and humour. Bold and bawdy lines that don't make it between the covers of joke books in India make an appearance here. Unlike many joke books that are a start-to-finish affair without categorisation, this book is divided into 21 chapters that facilitate easy reading. The chapters include: Nurses, Surgeons, Gynaecologists, Sex Therapists, Viagra, AIDS, Veterinarians, Optometrists, Limericks, Wisecracks and a Medical Glossary, amongst others. This book is not meant for those whose sensibilities are easily hurt or people with an ill-developed sense of humour. But for those who love non-vegetarian fare of medical humour, this book is just what the doctor prescribed! #v&spublishers

'I've experienced quite a few heart-stopping moments in my job over the years, ' said the doctor. 'I suppose that's why I'm being struck off.' 'Doctor, I'm thinking of getting a vasectomy.''That's a big decision. Have you discussed it with your family?''Yes, we took a vote, and they're in favour of it 15 to 2.' This book is packed with jokes and funny stories taking a wry look at doctors, nurses, dentists and psychiatrists. Whether you're in the medical profession or 'under the knife, ' you'll find this book is the perfect prescription for 'laughter deficiency syndrome.' Suitable for adults only.

Completely revised and updated, with a totally new look! The previous edition of this book is The Ultimate Medical Mnemonic Comic Book: Color Version (ISBN 978-1532726217) The Ultimate Medical Mnemonic Comic Book combines mnemonics, over 150 cartoons, bullet points, and humor to review and retain important medical information. Whether you’re a medical student, physician, physician assistant, nurse, student, or other health care professional, you need to access a vast wealth of information quickly and accurately. From the finer points of human physiology to differential diagnoses, pharmacology, and complex medical procedures, you’re expected to have the facts you need, when you need them. Memorizing and retaining so much information is a gargantuan task. Health care professors Dwayne A. Williams and Isaak. N. Yakubov are here to help with hundreds of health care–related memory aids. While not intended to be a sole source of information, Williams and Yakubov’s work offers a lighthearted but effective supplement to traditional textbooks. Clever mnemonics and funny wordplay stick in your head, while cartoons offer memory anchors for visual learners. The Ultimate Medical Mnemonic Comic Book adds entertainment and laughter to what would otherwise be a grueling test of memory. Whether you’re still studying or just need a quick mental refresher, The Ultimate Medical Mnemonic Comic Book helps you learn and retain the knowledge you need to succeed in your chosen health care career.

-- Paging all doctors! Cardiologists, psychiatrists, surgeons, nurses, and many other medical professionals are given a thorough examination in this collection of the funniest jokes from the medicine cabinet. -- Will strike your funny bone, inject you with laughter, and remind you that patients are a virtue. -- More than 100 uproarious jokes -- Handsomely designed with lively illustrations -- A perfect gift for your favorite medical practitioner

Academics have found evidence that the time-honoured Doctor, Doctor joke dates all the way back to Ancient Roman times. The Third Century Joke Book, Philogelos (The Laughter Lover), contains what could well be the first reference to a Doctor, Doctor joke - Doctor, Doctor, whenever I get up after a sleep, I feel dizzy for half an hour, then I'm all right. Then wait for half an hour before getting up, said the doctor. Book your doctor's appointment before reading this book, as you are guaranteed split sides and busted guts from laughing so much at these hilarious Doctor, Doctor jokes.

This fully illustrated book is jam-packed with over 100 medical-themed jokes, tongue twisters, and "Daffynitions". Includes creative writing information and exercises written by literacy consultant Shannon Cannon which encourage readers to write jokes of their own.