Mommy Drinks Because You Cry A Sarcastic Coloring Book

Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!

Treat your friend or colleague who is a new mother with a copy of this 8.5x11 coloring book. A relaxing activity that is sure to improve her mood after a tiring day by coloring through pages full of snarky quotes and calming designs. This is an excellent gift to show your support. Get her one today.

Book Feature: - 20 Coloring Pages with Funny Quotes - 8.5x11 Inches - Glossy Paperback Soft Cover - Prefect for Mom who Loves Drinks

This coloring book contains a hilarious collection of the finest swear words and uncouth sayings—all delicately wrapped in beautiful illustrations to color and display. Immerse yourself in the calming activity of coloring, while embracing the therapeutic experience of swearing like a sailor. Each hysterical pattern is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for framing, gift giving, and home decorating. With more than 60 pages of picturesque profanity, The Swear Word Coloring Book will be the adult coloring book that soothes away the stress of the day, uncensored! Features: -62 original pieces of artwork to color and enjoy -Perforated pages for easy framing -One-side printing so colors don't bleed through -Instant stress relief and humor

Hey there, mama! We see you juggling life like a pro - mastering the chaos, bearing the tantrums, and somehow keeping it all together. But even with all the wine in the world, we need a break. That is where the "Mama Needs a Break" Coloring Book comes in!Full of Sass and SarcasmEmbark on a therapeutic journey of coloring, spiced with a sprinkle of sass and a generous helping of sarcasm. This coloring book is a sanctuary where your sense of humor can roam free, mingled with vibrant hues and laughter. Each page serves as a gentle reminder to not take the stresses of motherhood too seriously.Humorous Relief in Every StrokeUnleash your inner artist and embrace the joy of coloring with a collection of hand-picked, snarky quotes that perfectly encapsulate the life of a mom who's seen it all. Dive into a world where humor meets art, providing you with the ultimate relaxing experience to color the sarcastic thoughts that run through your mind all day long.Perfect for the Busy MomDesigned with the busy mom in mind, this coloring book is your haven of tranquility amidst the chaos. Each coloring page offers a quick escape route, allowing you to steal moments of peace and creativity whenever you can squeeze them in.

Adult Coloring Book Sarcastic Mom Edition This Mom Runs On Coffee, Chaos, And Cuss Words: Funny Mom Quotes Coloring Book For Adults contains funny and sarcastic mom sayings to make you laugh. Spend some down time away from your hectic schedule and relax by coloring this book for sarcastic moms. Fill the pages with bright and beautiful colors and make the quotes pop from the pages. This coloring book makes a great gift for all the snarky moms in your life. This book features: 25 unique sarcastic mom quotes/sayings on geometric backgrounds to color in Every other page left intentionally blank to prevent colors from bleeding to other designs Book is 52 pages and 8.5 x 11 inches with a lovely matte finish This book contains the following sarcastic mom quotes/sayings: Chasing Toddlers Is My Cardio Are They 18 Yet? Because I Said So Can I Talk To You In The Kitchen? I Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative I Just Can't People Today I Need A Double Shot Of Whatever My Kids Are On If My Mouth Doesn't Say It My Face Definitely Will I Was Normal Three Kids Ago I'm Always Right About Everything Losing My Mind One Kid At A Time This Mom Runs On Coffee, Chaos, And Cuss Words Today's Goal Keep The Kids Alive Mom Sleep Just Like Regular Sleep But Without The Sleep You Can't Scare Me I Have Kids Mother Of The Freakin' Year My Alone Time Is For Everyone's Safety I Looked Up My Symptoms Turns Out I Just Have Kids Motherhood Because Privacy Is Overrated Nap Time Is My Happy Hour My House My Rules It's That Simple Running Late Is My Cardio Sometimes I Open My Mouth And My Mother Comes Out Surviving Motherhood One Meltdown At A Time Sorry Did I Just Roll My Eyes Out Loud?

Need a funny gift that is actually fun and relaxing? Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, in the car, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). Makes the perfect gift for holidays and birthdays. FEATURES: 45+ High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Great for pens, markers, watercolor, colored pencils, etc. Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. A seriously hilarious gift for yourself or anyone who needs to let off steam. Get on board the latest trend and start coloring today!