Moonbeams from the Larger Lunacy

Moonbeams from the Larger Lunacy
Author: Stephen Leacock
Publsiher: Createspace Independent Pub
Total Pages: 76
Release: 2013-05-22
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1489540113

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Readers are requested to note that this novel has taken our special prize of a cheque for a thousand guineas. This alone guarantees for all intelligent readers a palpitating interest in every line of it. Among the thousands of MSS. which reached us—many of them coming in carts early in the morning, and moving in a dense phalanx, indistinguishable from the Covent Garden Market waggons; others pouring down our coal-chute during the working hours of the day; and others again being slipped surreptitiously into our letter-box by pale, timid girls, scarcely more than children, after nightfall (in fact many of them came in their night-gowns),—this manuscript alone was the sole one—in fact the only one—to receive the prize of a cheque of a thousand guineas. To other competitors we may have given, inadvertently perhaps, a bag of sovereigns or a string of pearls, but to this story alone is awarded the first prize by the unanimous decision of our judges.When we say that the latter body included two members of the Cabinet, two Lords of the Admiralty, and two bishops, with power in case of dispute to send all the MSS. to the Czar of Russia, our readers will breathe a sigh of relief to learn that the decision was instant and unanimous. Each one of them, in reply to our telegram, answered immediately SPOOF.

Dear Jim Our History of Itis

Dear Jim  Our History of Itis
Author: John Barber
Publsiher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 277
Release: 2011-02-07
Genre: History
ISBN: 9781450286091

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The ongoing battle between free individuals and our moribund institutions for the control of information resources, information technology and information systems began with the sexual gods. The chief god Atum, controller of Cosmos, declared sex ungodly and messy, outcomes unpredictable. A sexless god, Atum, though supreme, was unable to control Ra, Thoth, and the seven other sexual gods. With Atumic frustration Atum confined the sexual gods to the Solar System, but with a dire warning: if their activities destabilized the Cosmos they would feel the full force of Atumic wrath. Sibling squabbles between Ra and Thoth spawned endless conflict. Fear for their godly survival forced Ra and Thoth to confine their fight to the Earthly environment. One outcome: Homo Saps, a unique species combining Thought-processing with godlike features and hominid-animal sexuality. Both Ra and Thoth used Homo Saps as foot soldiers. Thoth invented Information Technology/Information System or ITIS (pronounced eye-tis) tools as weapons to help them free themselves from Ras inhibiting controls. Homo Saps used the ITIS tools in establishing, controlling and stabilizing the first Earthly civilizations: Ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia, Ancient India, and Ancient China at the direction of the gods. Homo Saps increasing skills with the ITIS tools allowed them to develop independent Thought processing and break free of godly controls. The Ancient Greek Homo Sap Aristotle and his philosopher predecessors captured the moment by developing their own ITIS applications and demonstrated Homo Saps Thought processing freedoms. They developed the first user-friendly ITIS tool that would change their Earthly reality forever: the 22-letter alphabet. Dear Jim: Our History of IT IS traces the development of the ITIS tools OralITIS, ImageITIS, CalendarITIS, WritingITIS, and AlphabetITIS and their impact on civilizations before the death of Aristotle.

United States Plant Patents

United States Plant Patents
Author: United States. Patent and Trademark Office
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 196
Release: 2005-11
Genre: Plants, Cultivated
ISBN: WISC:89089695670

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Harper s New Monthly Magazine

Harper s New Monthly Magazine
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 836
Release: 1866
Genre: Electronic Book
ISBN: BSB:BSB10613811

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Harper s New Monthly Magazine

Harper s New Monthly Magazine
Author: Henry Mills Alden
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 836
Release: 1866
Genre: American literature
ISBN: UCD:31175023709580

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Harper's informs a diverse body of readers of cultural, business, political, literary and scientific affairs.

Alabaster Moon

Alabaster Moon
Author: Gareth Wayne Dodd
Publsiher: Dog Ear Publishing
Total Pages: 252
Release: 2016-11-21
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781457546921

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Bryan Steward, a former U.S. Navy Seal unsung hero of the Vietnam War who earned the ire of his superiors by starting to ask why instead of how high when ordered to jump, and his unbeknownst to him, alien, shape changing tiger cat, Shagrags, are sailing from San Diego, California, to the Galapagos Islands when three aliens board Bryan’s sailboat, toss him and Shagrags into a huge bubble and descend five miles deep into the ocean. Once inside the alien’s headquarters in an active, underwater volcano, Bryan is put on trial in the Hall of Judgment for the sins of humanity against humanity, especially its children, and against Mother Nature. If found guilty, the aliens will combine their technology with the forces of nature, including Earth’s sentient marine life, to exterminate the human race and claim Earth as their own. The aliens have combined telepathy with teleportation to search the galaxies for centuries because the sun of their home planet, Arthania, is nearing supernova. The only planet they’ve found suitable for migration is Earth. But during the 100 years they’ve spent below Earth’s oceans, constructing facilities that use the heat of volcanos to raise the temperature of ocean currents while observing the actions of mankind, have convinced Arthanians the two species cannot co-exist.

Moonbeams

Moonbeams
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 158
Release: 1926
Genre: Soap trade
ISBN: UIUC:30112057666213

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The Standard Sanskrit English Dictionary

The Standard Sanskrit English Dictionary
Author: Lakshman Ramchandra Vaidya
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 922
Release: 1889
Genre: History
ISBN: NYPL:33433081854568

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