My Alien S Baby

Ivory Bellows fell down a well. Ivory Bellows woke up in hell. Better listen to the big blue giant, zip your lip, and hush. Better not stare at his son who makes you blush. Imagine if you were a giant, fifteen-foot alien from another planet and found a strange being unconscious in a foreign object... a flying pod. The creature is tiny enough to be a child and you’d have such a big heart, you'd want to adopt this poor orphaned child, right? Only... what if the five-foot human yun didn't know she was your child? What if she thought she was your dinner instead? The Raza are a people full of honor, faith, and family. Especially Havak of the Jaha clan. His first yun is of his heart, not his blood. But when his mate dies and his beloved yun goes off into the world to study other people and languages, the Creators give him a second chance at life. He happens upon a strange little yun of a species unlike anything he’s ever seen. A strange, five-fingered species. When the yun wakes and screams, he gives her a bub-bub, wraps her in a pu-pu, and packs her in his sket to bring home. His huge heart is filled with love for his second adopted yun. ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ Ivory Bellows wakes up in a strange land filled with blue giants. They threaten her in their strange language, shove a plug in her mouth to keep her quiet and take her home to fatten her up. And marinate her. They must marinate her when she sleeps, because she’s swollen and always needs to pee. Oh, God. She’s dinner. It’s only a matter of time until they decide when. But when a hot new alien arrives, the only way she can keep sane is to pretend he’s her husband and she’s his wife and everything is hunky-dory fine. Thank God this new arrival, Iik, doesn’t know her language. Yet. "I laughed so hard tears came out of my eyes and my cat left me to get away from my strange behavior." "This was the funniest romance book I have read in a year. I stayed up all night to read it." "I was delightfully entertained and read this in one sitting. It was unique, well written, and it was so FUNNY. "

One day Izzy and her friends are surprised to find that their teacher, Miss Jones, is actually being nice to them. This is the woman who was caught secretly smiling when Maisie Miller fell off her chair. There can only be one conclusion - she's been taken over by aliens, and now she wants to make them all aliens too

Alfie is crazy about space. His favourite things are- 1. aliens, 2. rockets, 3. the moon - in that exact order. He doesn't really think much about anything else, until his new baby sister comes along. Then he notices that she looks a bit funny, she talks funny and sometimes she smells funny and he realizes . . . she MUST BE AN ALIEN! Alfie knows he needs to be brave and take her back to the moon where she belongs - after all, she often cries for home - and that's when the adventure really starts. . . A positive, funny and charming take on the joys of a new sibling with gorgeous etched illustrations from a rising picture book star.

Hamlet could NEVER make his mind up about ANYTHING. And one time he actually went to school in just his pants and got sent home because he couldn't decide what to wear. When Izzy (star of The Spy Who Loved School Dinners) is asked to tell her friends some HILARIOUS and SCARY stories she knows exactly where to look: Shakespeare, the king of SUPER dramatic stuff. After learning about Macbeth (a STRONG solider who ate four bowls of porridge and twenty pieces of toast every morning) her friends want more. So Hamlet, A Midsummer Night's Dream, and Romeo and Juliet all get the Izzy treatment. There's blood and guts, ghosty stuff, and plenty of people wandering around in their nighties. The perfect introduction to the Bard! Izzy's version of Macbeth originally appeared on the BBC Radio series 'Shakespeare Retold', read by actress Shirley Henderson (who played Moaning Myrtle in the Harry Potter films!).

Zircon is pushed out from where he lived in Galactic Space, Zygon, because he joined a protest. He is sent to Earth, and he’s told it is Hell!!! He joins his friend Rizkey, who also was an alien before he was expelled from outer space and is living like an Earthling. Both aliens have transformed into humans. Rizkey helps Zircon adjust to life on Earth, which at first is strange and new to Zircon. He gets a job where Rizkey works, where he meets new friends and learns how to play poker in their card games. Zircon leads a pleasant life until he is asked to join the ModSquad with Rizkey, which does contract murders and gives them assignments. They carry out the contracts, but don’t understand that murder is a crime. Though, Zircon wonders about it. Will Zircon leave the ModSquad??? When Zircon ends up meeting an Earthling woman he falls deeply in love with her. She tells him she wants to have a baby. Is this something Zircon is willing to take a chance on? Will it be alien or human??? These are questions he has that he can’t ask her, which leads her to separate from him. Will they get married? Will they have a baby? His friend Rizkey gets married and has a baby but develops cancer. Will he survive??? Soon there is a threat of an attack by another Galactic Space called Silas. A newcomer arrives. Zircon and Rizkey find out that he really is an alien from Silas. They get to know him and he tells them who the attackers are. Zircon and Rizkey work out a plan to defeat the attackers when they arrive. Who will win??? Will Earth be strong enough to defeat them???

UFO & SUPERNATURAL Magazine, May 2017. Economy Edition. Also available inDeluxe edition in full colors, On the cover: Melissa Stamps. Cover's Photo by Marie Papp. http: //www.ufossupernaturalmagazine.com/ Published monthly by Maximillien de Lafayette and Times Square Press, New York. Available worldwide in print, ebook, and online. From the contents: COVER STORY: Melissa Stamps, America's favorite lightworker. Aliens' abduction. The best of the year. The 10 best authors in the field of ufology and extraterrestrials. The 15 best authors in the field of supernatural and metaphysics. The 15 best lightworkers of the year. Personalities of the year. Interviews with abductees. Interview with Ursela Rabe. Interview with Melissa Stamps.. ALIEN TECHNOLOGY.. The Virgin Mary's apparition in Fatima was a UFO, etc.