My Dad Is A Butthead

The bus comes and he says, 'Let's Go!' But I want to stay. I see it, you big Butthead. Will you please just go away? Dad and I don't always agree. And, sometimes I call him names. But, is he the Best Dad in the World?

Life's Great with an exciting pair of Undys! Did you know that . . . There is a job called mannying? Mannies get paid just to play games? Dad and I are the world's best mannies? Aunty Faber can be flipping embarassing? Dad and I know all of these things now. We have discovered them in fun, exciting and sometimes stupid ways. Now you can discover them too, just by reading my awesome new book. So, do not waste another second of your life . . . RIP into the UNDYS NOW!

Twelve year old Piper Bailey wouldn’t trade her friends for any amount of money―unfortunately, when her dad inherits a fortune, she doesn’t have a choice. She’s happy with her little house in Syracuse and hand-me-down clothes twenty years out of style. The unexpected windfall is a blessing for her family, but it comes with a giant house hours away in the woods. Heartbroken at being so far from her tiny social circle, she tries to talk her parents into staying home, but they drag her off to the forest anyway. Piper finds an unexpected friend in a boy who lives in the next house, and the two decide to explore grandpa’s giant mansion. It doesn’t take long for creepy things to start happening. Convinced there’s a malevolent ghost trying to hurt them, she asks her parents for help, but Mom goes from believing Piper is acting out over the unwanted move to being legit crazy. A near-fatal attack from the spirit strands the kids in a hidden underground complex packed with supposedly mythical beasts. Thinking the strange zoo cruel, Piper is determined to free the creatures, but not all the captives are friendly. Some are downright evil.

In 1997, game studio Running With Scissors released its debut title, Postal, an isometric shooter aimed at shocking an imagined pearl-clutching public. The game was crass, gory, and dumb—all of which might have been forgivable if the game had been any fun to play. Postal gained enough notoriety from riding the wave of public outrage to warrant a sequel. And DLC. And a remake. And, perhaps most surprising of all, a Golden-Raspberry-winning feature film adaptation directed by the infamous Uwe Boll. In this thoughtful and hilarious tag-team performance, Brock Wilbur & Nathan Rabin probe the fascinatingly troubled game and film for what each can tell us about shock culture & mass shootings, interviewing the RWS team and even Boll himself for answers. Like it or not, Postal is the franchise that won't die—no matter how many molotov cocktails you throw at it.

A Child's Fading is the unforgettable story of a young girl named Marina who was raised under the strict Soviet Union Russian Baptist religion and discipline""the game of catch and release. She was living with a mother who uses the term "forgive and forget" to lure her child in just to beat her out. She was in an emotionally abusive game resulting with conclusions of bruises, welts, and blood. A mother was all she had plus the threat of hell and what would happen if she didn't follow the rules. She had to play her mother's game. The police would be called many times never seeing the ferocity of the abuse. They would check the home to make sure nothing was rotten and spoiled and that the child had a clean room, but what they missed was the skin of the child and could not see was the scarring developing within. The neighbors would hear the constant screams, and police would come, but neither would say or do anything resulting with the continuation of mother's games. She had no one to turn to. No one believed her. Throughout the games, what her mother didn't realize was that every time she beat her out, she was pushing her toward other families that had loving mothers. She would often see what a true mother looked like. These other mothers became her reason to live in the hopes for finding a true love. Through each game, you'll endure her thoughts of hope to continue and struggle to not give up, to forgive and forget, and finally get away. This story will show you the truth about physical and emotional child abuse and the scarring that leads to their futures, the strength children have to break the chains from their abusive parents so they can build themselves a brighter future.

After 27 years of service, energy executive Kevin Walters is fired when he reports a lethal mine explosion. Attorney Scott Winslow takes on the case, and soon finds it rife with blackmail, sanitized records and treachery. When Scott and his client are threatened by someone who wants the lawsuit dismissed at any cost, they race against time to gather enough evidence to prove the case on trial. But can Scott and his team prove their theory, and bring the perpetrator to justice?

Okay, please don't misunderstand me. I am not trying to insult you with the title of this book. Rather, I want to get your attention. The goal of teaching you how to get you pooch to come back to you when you call them is secondary. My primary goal is to get you to think about dog training in a different way!

In many ways, I train dogs the way most of us want to teach children. That being said, I for some reason have way more patience with my dogs than my own kids - just ask my sons and they will confirm. I think it has something to do with the fact my sons talk back and my dogs don't but that is just one man's opinion . . .

The first two books in the 'Scott Winslow Legal Mysteries' series by David P. Warren, now available in one volume! The Whistleblower Onslaught: When attorney Scott Winslow takes on a whistleblower case for fired energy company executive Kevin Walters, life-changing events are set in motion. Scott pursues a lawsuit, alleging that his client was fired for complaining about unsafe conditions. Digging deeper, Scott and his team discover blackmail, sanitized records and a cover-up. Soon, they are threatened by someone who wants the case dismissed, and realize that the only way out is to chase the evidence, prove the case at trial, and bring the person responsible to justice. Personal Violation: After a female executive is assaulted by the company's CEO - and subsequently fired - a tenacious attorney is determined to seek justice. Facing the psychological impact of the attack, executive Sarah turns to lawyer Scott Winslow for representation. As he prosecutes the case, Winslow must find a way to pull together concrete evidence amidst dueling perspectives. Teaming up with unorthodox private investigator Lee Henry, can Winslow piece it all together and close the case?