Never Say Uncle

Never Say Uncle invokes that childhood catchphrase seniors know all too well. When need be remembering that old saying will offer the needed strength to face any adversity. The story you're about to embark upon is not about in-depth characterizations or intricate plots. Pure and simple it's about being entertained. Nostalgic fun-filled comedy that'll have you laughing like a kid again. Join Sonny as he discovers his long lost uncle Luigi Fettuccini is a resident at Dumpsters', a home for the aged. The 93-year old Luigi is the inspirational leader of the constipated gang residing at Dumpsters. In Revisiting The Good Old Days, Sonny rediscovers his proud Italian beginnings. In A Day At The Races you'll ride side-by-side as residents jockey for position, as they race to the cafeteria via souped-up wheelchairs. Wet your drawers as you listen to Luigi tell his nephew Sonny about his scary encounters in Nightmares For Nincompoops. In Married To The Devil's Daughter and The Second Time Around, Luigi discovers the idiosyncrasies and frustrations of married life. Sit front-row-center as old-time burlesque comic Jorge` Washington Rabinowitz delivers material never heard before, in Showtime At Dumpsters. At the conclusion of Even Rainbows End, the reader will be left both laughing and crying. PLEASE NO PEEKING!

Cherie Lewis has created a captivating read that is a page-turner and a book that will be hard to put down. Being as intensely private as she is talented, Cherie Lewis shares her inspiring story like no one else can, giving the reader the ride of a lifetime as she desperately searches for her life's purpose. This is a story told with bravery, insight, integrity, and the unwavering desire to survive. Never Say Uncle is a novel based on a true story of never giving up and never giving in and never surrendering to the enemy within. The author takes you to the dark side, revealing how the main character, a barefooted little girl in pigtails, escapes the wrath of childhood abuse, becoming a mighty warrior battling to keep control of her life after love, loss, and heartache. The author takes you on a journey from overcoming obstacles of being victimized to becoming a survivor from the enemy that had taken a solemn oath to keep her from harm's way. From the very beginning, the writer shares the tale of a family of tortured souls and the brave young girl who must fight against the disloyal protector and untrustworthy guardians of her childhood, only to escape into the arms of a self-proclaimed mountain man, falling into a world of bitterness, anger, and despair as she jumps out of the frying pan and into the fire. From the first page to the last, the author does not disappoint.

Alienated young Everyman, Guy Andrews, is tired of spending his life on his back crying uncle, and craves change. Change arrives in the form of a beguiling young woman who lures him into a world of gorgeous spies and ruthless assassins. Never knowing whom he can trust, Guy must exorcise 'the slacker within' and rely on his wits and will to unravel the mystery of his own past, before he or someone he loves becomes its next victim. His mission will require wits and courage he's not sure he possesses-and the strength to say uncle no more. Say Uncle is the enthralling adventure of a young man's coming of age, and his enlightening and humorous struggle to find in anonymity his own unique place.

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