Plumbers Jokes

If you're looking for plumbing jokes and funny plumber jokes you've certainly come to the right place. Some of these plumbing jokes are old, some of them are new, and while we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy this ultimate collection of the very best plumbing jokes and puns.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Plumber jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Plumber Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Plumber Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Plumber joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Plumber jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Plumbers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Plumber and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Plumber brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Plumber who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Plumbers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

In his art of telling stories, Craven balances timing, rhythm, style, and content. His style is at once elegant and simple, a mixture of up-tempo phrasing and brief story lines that flow naturally to one of three conclusions: punchline, moral, or wish. The stories share observations on customs, language, home, and human nature and serve as a hedge against parochialism, even when focusing on snipe hunts, armadillo grabs, and hog boxing.

An enormous collection of over 3,000 side-splitting jokes for every occasion. Jokes range from quick-fire one-liners and observations to rambling yarns, and from the classic to the modern. This book contains quips for every occasion, from the best man’s speech to the sales conference, or just for swapping around the pub table, and it’s arranged by subject matter so it’s easy to find just the right joke. Unless you're a child, because this book is definitely for adults only! This hilarious book will appeal both to people who want to find a specific joke for a specific event, and to anyone who wants to settle down in an armchair and have a good old laugh. Jokes include: • What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador. • What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus. • What did the slug say to the snail? ‘Big Issue?’ Word count: 200,000 words