Poo Poo And The Dragons

Even very friendly dragons with impeccable manners can get into a load of mischief. Riotous and unexpected events unfold as Poo-Poo and his dragons romp and galumph from one adventure to another in this treasured children's classic

Having a pet dragon is very fun. But what do you do if he refuses to poop? Get this book and learn how to potty train your dragon! A must have book for children and parents with potty training. Teach your child how to poop easily everyday. Fun, cute and entertaining with beautiful illustrations, this playful book will make the frustrating toilet training process easy and fun. Get this book now and enjoy!

Many books have addressed the issue of animal poop. This picture book dares go where no book has gone before in answering the question, where do DRAGONS poop? Long-feared by generations of fictitious characters, dragons are traditionally left alone with their diamonds and their dung. Author/illustrator Rinkart Nighthawk takes readers young and old into the caves, lairs, and depths where not only dragons, but other mythical creatures leave their despicable droppings. Find out what dire circumstance drives Reginald the Red dragon to leave his treasure unguarded; see the exact spot where Gary Gremlin "goes"; discover why Nessie Loch Ness is seen only occasionally on the surface. These startling revelations and other shocking details from creatures that exist exclusively in books, movies, and your worst nightmares, are found only at this time and in this book: Where Doo Dragons (and other mythical creatures) Poop?" Life is serious and hard for all us kids. It's time to take a break with this delightful, read-together book about the pooping habits of long wished-for creatures. Written in verse and full of colorful, panoramic illustrations, this funny, entertaining book is perfect for parents and grandparents to read with their kids and grandkids. And speaking of entertainment, look for the other books in the Mythical Poop Book Series "Doo Genies Need to Poop? And "Doo Zombies Poop in Public."

Sir Scallywag is back, and he's mightier than ever! When Baron Greedyguts steals King Colin's sweet machine, the King knows there's only one knight who can help - even if he is only six years old. Sir Scallywag and trusty steed Doofus come to the rescue in this epic tale of bravery, chivalry... and deadly dragon poo.

From the scientist duo behind the New York Times bestselling sensation Does It Fart? comes a new illustrated compendium of animal facts and falsehoods, from the head-scratching to the repulsive! After Does It Fart? comes Number Two...a fully illustrated compendium of animal facts and falsehoods--the more repulsive the better. Do komodo dragons have toxic slobber? Is it true that a scorpion that sheds its tail dies of constipation? Speaking of poo, do rabbits really have a habit of, err, eating their own? And can you really get high from licking toads, or is that...fake newts? The answers to all these questions and more can be found in True or Poo?, a manual for disgusting and one-upping your friends and enemies for years to come.

Poop happens. And sometimes, it's hilarious.Your fourth grader will love it.Our dragon-obsessed kids loved it a lot!Why is it we know so little about the personal habits of the most beloved mythical creature of all time? Does a dragon have a place to place its keester? Where Doo Dragons Poop? answers that and other burning questions concerning the most famous mythical creatures of recorded time: dragons, unicorns, krakens, three-headed dogs, flying horses, the Loch Ness monster and many others. Have a seat, take a load off, and try to wipe that silly grin off your face as you read in rhyming hilarity the semi-realities of mythical creatures and their pooping habits!Many books have addressed the issue of animal poop. This picture book dares go where no book has gone before in answering the question, where do DRAGONS poop? Long-feared by generations of fictitious characters, dragons are traditionally left alone with their diamonds and their dung. Author/illustrator Rinkart Nighthawk takes readers young and old into the caves, lairs, and depths where not only dragons, but other mythical creatures leave their despicable droppings. Find out what dire circumstance drives Reginald the Red dragon to leave his treasure unguarded; see the exact spot where Gregory Gremlin "goes"; discover why Nessie Loch Ness is seen only occasionally on the surface. These startling revelations and other shocking details from creatures that exist exclusively in books, movies, and your worst nightmares, are found only at this time and in this book: Where Doo Dragons Poop?"Life is serious and hard for all us kids. It's time to take a break with this delightful, read-together book about the pooping habits of long wished-for creatures. Written in poo-etry verse and full of colorful, panoramic illustrations, this funny, entertaining book is perfect for parents and grandparents to read with their kids and grandkids. And speaking of entertainment, look for the other books in the Mythical Poop Book Series "Doo Genies Need to Poop?" and "Doo Zombies Poop in Public?"

Meet Nigel: digger of latrines, shoveler of poop, and the single greatest threat to all the humans, elves, dwarves, and halflings of Esteria. Desperate to escape from military school and return to his carefree life as the village no-goodnik, Nigel sees the king's declaration of war on the gorks as the perfect opportunity to flee, since he's pretty sure his latrine-digging skills aren't going to do much good on the front line. But his escape efforts have a habit of backfiring, and by the time he and his arch-frenemy are banished from the kingdom and sent on an impossible quest for a (probably bogus) magical artifact, the humans of Amerigorn find themselves longing for the good old days when they were merely being annihilated by Lord Smoron. The Dragon Squisher is a fantasy novel for teens that spoofs the tropes of the genre and will appeal to teens, young adults, and adults who love the humor of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams. If this is the kind of book you've been searching for--and who hasn't?--look no further than Book One of the Nigel Chronicles: The Dragon Squisher. Funnier than Lord of the Rings! Shorter than Harry Potter! This coming of age fantasy novel is an epic fantasy treat for all fans of humorous fantasy.