Seven Things Not To Do When Everyone S Trying To Kill You A Humorous Ya Urban Fantasy Novel

Enjoy Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You, book two in The Tale of Bryant Adams, a new humorous fantasy series by Young Adult author Megan O'Russell. Being a wizard is hazardous to your health. Things not to do when being tracked by murderers: #1 Do not drag the girl you’re in love with into your deadly mess. #2 Do not accept a bag full of money. #3 If you do accept said bag of money, don’t be dumb enough to shove it down the back of your pants. #4 Do not get into a battle with the evil lunch lady. #5 Do not start a war in a tourist hotspot. #6 Do not let your dad find out you’re a wizard. #7 Do NOT under any circumstances, no matter how desperate things might seem, let Eric Deldridge convince you to break into the Library and seize control of the magical world. Are you ready for magic? Do you crave adventure? Ever dreamed of the fate of the world falling into your hands? Order Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone’s Trying to Kill You and join Megan O’Russell’s 550,000+ satisfied readers. Don’t miss out, start your adventure now! *** The Tale of Bryant Adams is a humorous paranormal survival story told in four books following the misadventures of a teen in New York City who opens a seemingly non-magical fire app on a phone and causes epic chaos of modern wizard proportions. What follows is a hilarious romp through (and under) the streets of Manhattan. Get ready to laugh out loud as Bryant faces mythical beasts, legendary witches, and worst of all...the horrors of high school. The complete series of The Tale of Bryant Adams is now available, so get ready for a binge-worthy fantasy adventure! *** Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You is perfect for fans of Kami Garcia, Rick Riordan, Jeff Strand, Terry Pratchett, Ransom Riggs, Missy Sheldrake, Anthea Sharp, J. C. Gilbert, Meg Collette, and TR Cameron.

Enjoy Three Simple Steps to Wizarding Domination, book three in The Tale of Bryant Adams, a new humorous fantasy series by Young Adult author Megan O'Russell. Three Simple Steps to Wizarding Domination Step One: Find the books stolen from the magical library Step Two: Steal back the books and bring them to New York Step Three: Declare wizarding domination I feel like this is a pretty solid plan. I'm probably wrong... *** The Tale of Bryant Adams is a humorous paranormal survival story told in four books following the misadventures of a teen in New York City who opens a seemingly non-magical fire app on a phone and causes epic chaos of modern wizard proportions. What follows is a hilarious romp through (and under) the streets of Manhattan. Get ready to laugh out loud as Bryant faces mythical beasts, legendary witches, and worst of all...the horrors of high school. The complete series of The Tale of Bryant Adams is now available, so get ready for a binge-worthy fantasy adventure! *** Three Simple Steps to Wizarding Domination is perfect for fans of Kami Garcia, Rick Riordan, Jeff Strand, Terry Pratchett, Ransom Riggs, Missy Sheldrake, Anthea Sharp, J. C. Gilbert, Meg Collette, and TR Cameron.

Enjoy Five Spellbinding Laws of International Larceny, the fourth and final book in The Tale of Bryant Adams, a new humorous fantasy series by Young Adult author Megan O'Russell. Never steal from an evil wizarding mastermind. But if fate forces you into staging an international heist― Rule 1: Get your story straight before trying to smuggle magical items through customs. Rule 2: If you’re going to use a forged passport, make sure you trust the sketchy dude who made your papers. Rule 3: Be familiar with the local laws BEFORE spells start flying. Rule 4: Never trust cats. Soft and fluffy on the outside, evil killing machines on the inside. Rule 5: Don’t think being an ocean away from home will keep your troubles from catching up to you. Some shadows, you can’t outrun. This is the final installment of The Tale of Bryant Adams. Cheery triumph is not guaranteed. *** The Tale of Bryant Adams is a humorous paranormal survival story told in four books following the misadventures of a teen in New York City who opens a seemingly non-magical fire app on a phone and causes epic chaos of modern wizard proportions. What follows is a hilarious romp through (and under) the streets of Manhattan. Get ready to laugh out loud as Bryant faces mythical beasts, legendary witches, and worst of all...the horrors of high school. The complete series of The Tale of Bryant Adams is now available, so get ready for a binge-worthy fantasy adventure! *** Five Spellbinding Laws of International Larceny is perfect for fans of Kami Garcia, Rick Riordan, Jeff Strand, Terry Pratchett, Ransom Riggs, Missy Sheldrake, Anthea Sharp, J. C. Gilbert, Meg Collette, and TR Cameron.

Enjoy How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days, book one in The Tale of Bryant Adams, a new humorous fantasy series by Young Adult author Megan O'Russell. Things not to do when you find out you’re a wizard: #1 Do not destroy your dad’s apartment with magical fire. You WILL NOT get the security deposit back. #2 Do not form an alliance with the guy who is trying to murder you. This will end badly. #3 Do not drag the girl you’re desperately in love with into your wizard mess. You risk her watching you fail miserably. #4 Under no circumstances should you get in the middle of an epic magical battle. Death will happen. Lots of death and bad things. I found a magic cell phone, opened an app I shouldn't have, burned down my high school's theatre, and it was all downhill from there. A seer guarded by the undead is my only hope for keeping my mom alive, and I'm pretty sure the cops are after me for destroying my dad's penthouse. But it gets better! Now I'm stuck being the sidekick to the guy who got me into this mess in the first place. It'll be a miracle if I survive until Monday. How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days is a whirlwind ride through a magical world. If you love to laugh, crave adventure, and wish you were a wizard, join Megan O'Russell's 550,000+ satisfied readers. Order your copy and join this magical journey now! *** How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days is perfect for fans of Kami Garcia, Rick Riordan, Jeff Strand, Terry Pratchett, Ransom Riggs, Missy Sheldrake, Anthea Sharp, J. C. Gilbert, Meg Collette, and TR Cameron.

A trans teen is transformed into a superhero in this action-packed series-starter perfect for fans of The Heroine Complex and Not Your Sidekick. Danny Tozer has a problem: she just inherited the powers of Dreadnought, the world’s greatest superhero. Until Dreadnought fell out of the sky and died right in front of her, Danny was trying to keep people from finding out she’s transgender. But before he expired, Dreadnought passed his mantle to her, and those secondhand superpowers transformed Danny’s body into what she’s always thought it should be. Now there’s no hiding that she’s a girl. It should be the happiest time of her life, but Danny’s first weeks finally living in a body that fits her are more difficult and complicated than she could have imagined. Between her father’s dangerous obsession with “curing” her girlhood, her best friend suddenly acting like he’s entitled to date her, and her fellow superheroes arguing over her place in their ranks, Danny feels like she’s in over her head. She doesn’t have time to adjust. Dreadnought’s murderer—a cyborg named Utopia—still haunts the streets of New Port City, threatening destruction. If Danny can’t sort through the confusion of coming out, master her powers, and stop Utopia in time, humanity faces extinction. “I didn’t know how much I needed this brave, thrilling book until it rocked my world. Dreadnought is the superhero adventure we all need right now.”—Charlie Jane Anders, author of All the Birds in the Sky “A thoroughly enjoyable, emotionally rich, action-packed story with the most exciting new superheroes in decades. Unmissable.”—Kirkus Reviews

Meg Little Reilly places a young couple in harm’s way—both literally and emotionally—as they face a cataclysmic storm that threatens to decimate their Vermont town, and the Eastern Seaboard in her penetrating debut novel, WE ARE UNPREPARED. Ash and Pia move from hipster Brooklyn to rustic Vermont in search of a more authentic life. But just months after settling in, the forecast of a superstorm disrupts their dream. Fear of an impending disaster splits their tight-knit community and exposes the cracks in their marriage. Where Isole was once a place of old farm families, rednecks and transplants, it now divides into paranoid preppers, religious fanatics and government tools, each at odds about what course to take. WE ARE UNPREPARED is an emotional journey, a terrifying glimpse into the human costs of our changing earth and, ultimately, a cautionary tale of survival and the human

Chris Gordon is a rookie cop in the Big Apple with an interesting sideline - hunting demons.But after rescuing a beautiful girl from a demonic attack, he finds life stranger than he ever thought possible. Vampires, werewolves, shadowy federal agencies and a giant short-faced bear. And it's not even Halloween yet.

For seventeen-year-old Janie, getting sucked into other people's dreams at any given moment is getting tired. Especially the falling dreams, and the standing-in-front-of-the-class-naked ones. But then there are the nightmares, the ones that chill her to the bone… like the one where she is in a strange house…in a dirty kitchen…and a sinister monster that edges ever closer. This is the nightmare that she keeps falling into, the one where, for the first time, Janie is more than a witness to someone else's twisted psyche. She is a participant…