Suck It Up

ARE YOU UP to your neck in bloodsucking vampire stories? Tired of those tales about dentally enhanced dark lords? Before I wrote this book I thought all vampires were night-stalking, fangpopping, bloodsucking fiends. Then I met Morning McCobb. He’s a vegan vampire who drinks a soy-blood substitute called Blood Lite. He believes staking should be a hate crime. And someday he hopes to march in a Vampire Pride Parade. He was also the first vampire to out himself and try to show people of mortality, like you and me, that vampires are just another minority with special needs. Trust me—this is like no other vampire book you’ll ever feed on. So, as my buddy Morning says, “Pop the lid, and suck it up.”

No matter how accomplished, talented, or prosperous, women everywhere have an inner critic (aka BS) that tries to derail their best-laid plans. And even the most productive of us may be plagued by doubt or allow perfectionism and procrastination to disrupt our path to success.Well, not anymore. With Suck It Up, Princess, you can finally develop the right mindset and strategies to kick these excuses to the curb, and kick ass! Sisson teaches you to identify your inner skills and talents, utilize your life experiences, tap into your hidden potential, and leverage your unique self to create the life you truly want to live - basically, she turns you into a totally unapologetic badass. And she does it all with radical honesty and a big dose of humour. Packed with transformational personal stories, proven methods, and practical advice, Suck It Up, Princess coaches you to get out of your own way and become the heroine of your own life. If you're ready to take control, overcome your setbacks, end procrastination (that bitch) and experience more everyday personal and professional freedom, this book is for you!Think of it as the perfect guide to fit in your handbag, so you can pull it out for a daily pep talk or dose of inspiration when you need it most!Who is this book perfect for?Suck it up, Princess, is for women the world over, who are playing it small, or not playing at all, who are hiding their gifts from the world and need a bestie to show them how to start living as their best self.It's for women in business, at the helm of their own ship, who have simply veered off course, or hit some rough seas (puking ain't fun) and need to reset their navigation to sail in the right direction again, with the help of their co-pilot (that's me lovely).It's for women who thought they had it all together, and have reached a stage in their life or career where they realise they don't at all and are wondering what the f*ck do I do now?Or they've achieved their wildest dreams and are wondering what their new why should be, and wondering why they've gotten to this place after everything they've done.And it's for women, like you and me, who simply love reading a great book, that makes them laugh, cry, snort, resonate, ponder, reflect, take action and become a heroine of their own life!If you're ready to take control, overcome your setbacks, end procrastination (that bitch) and experience more everyday personal and professional freedom, this book is for you!

Do you constantly feel like you are getting in your own way and holding yourself back from experiencing success? You're not alone. Josh's honest, straight-forward, no BS approach in Just Suck It Up will help you finally get out of your own way and make some lasting changes in your mindset, health, finances, and relationships. As someone who dealt with severe bullying as a child, extreme financial adversity, terrible self-confidence, and a debilitating disease, it would have been easy for Josh to give up. But he didn't and was able to gain confidence, become a millionaire from the online fitness business he built from scratch, heal him-self from disease, and create an incredible relationship with his wife, children, and friends. Drawing on his personal experiences, he provides you with his step-by-step process, mapping out exactly what he did to overcome it all. You can do this too! In Just Suck It Up you will learn: How to stop excuses, conquer fear, eliminate anxiety, gain confidence, and create a mindset ready for success. How to use nutrition and exercise to become healthy and strong. How to eliminate debt and gain complete control of your finances. How to be a good spouse, parent, and friend. It's time for you to change! It's time to get out of your own way and let Josh teach you how to create a successful life.

Suck It, Wonder Woman! brings Olivia Munn's unique humor, incredible wit, and lightning-fast costume changes to a world that needs more scrapbooking, sea monkeys, and for the love of God, a freakin' hoverboard! In this hilarious collection you'll find essays like "thought's About My First Agent's Girlfriend's Vagina," wherein Olivia skewers what it's like to live in Hollywood. In "Sex: What You Can Do to Help Yourself Have More of It," she frankly gets down to the business of getting it on, including advice on how to appropriately wrap it and bag it. In "What to Do When the Robots Invade (Yes, When!)," Olivia offers valuable information on . . . what to do when the robots invade! And just when you thought she couldn't get any more geeky, she can. This book also includes such handy treasures as a timeline of great moments in Geek history, a flip book, an unofficial FAQ section, and a nifty (read: smokin') foldout poster.

Discover how the freedom of sucking at something can help you build resilience, embrace imperfection, and find joy in the pursuit rather than the goal. What if the secret to resilience and joy is the one thing we’ve been taught to avoid? When was the last time you tried something new? Something that won’t make you more productive, make you more money, or check anything off your to-do list? Something you’re really, really bad at, but that brought you joy? Odds are, not recently. As a sh*tty surfer and all-around-imperfect human Karen Rinaldi explains in this eye-opening book, we live in a time of aspirational psychoses. We humblebrag about how hard we work and we prioritize productivity over play. Even kids don’t play for the sake of playing anymore: they’re building blocks to build the ideal college application. But we’re all being had. We’re told to be the best or nothing at all. We’re trapped in an epic and farcical quest for perfection. We judge others on stuff we can’t even begin to master, and it’s all making us more anxious and depressed than ever. Worse, we’re not improving on what really matters. This book provides the antidote. (It’s Great to) Suck at Something reveals that the key to a richer, more fulfilling life is finding something to suck at. Drawing on her personal experience sucking at surfing (a sport she’s dedicated nearly two decades of her life to doing without ever coming close to getting good at it) along with philosophy, literature, and the latest science, Rinaldi explores sucking as a lost art we must reclaim for our health and our sanity and helps us find the way to our own riotous suck-ability. She draws from sources as diverse as Anthony Bourdain and surfing luminary Jaimal Yogis, Thich Nhat Hanh, and Jean-Paul Sartre, among many others, and explains the marvelous things that happen to our mammalian brains when we try something new, all to discover what she’s learned firsthand: it is great to suck at something. Sucking at something rewires our brain in positive ways, helps us cultivate grit, and inspires us to find joy in the process, without obsessing about the destination. Ultimately, it gives you freedom: the freedom to suck without caring is revelatory. Coupling honest, hilarious storytelling with unexpected insights, (It’s Great to) Suck at Something is an invitation to embrace our shortcomings as the very best of who we are and to open ourselves up to adventure, where we may not find what we thought we were looking for, but something way more important.

Hobbiest mixologist Dan Magro approaches craft cocktails with a real-talk, humorous, and unique flare! Whether you're a seasoned pro, or never made a cocktail before in your life, "Suck It Up: Extraordinary Cocktails for Everyday People" has something for you. The perfect triangulation between Chelsea Handler, Giada De Laurentiis and Andy Cohen, Dan mixes effervescent wit with an 80-proof personality. This how-to is THE new must-have for any adult beverage enthusiast.

Suck It Up, Buttercup. You might be part of the problem. Dominant, direct leaders who don't get emotional get the job done, right? Take charge and cut to the chase, right? Other people who allow their emotions to get in the way of business need to just "suck it up." Right? Wrong! Wendy Sellers is "The HR Lady" who is often heard saying "Suck It Up, Buttercup." The phrase has taken a whole new meaning. In the past, it was directed at what she believed were inept employees. Now it is directed at the true root cause: inept leaders. In Suck It Up, Buttercup, she will show you how to be a strong yet positive, effective leader using skills that motivate people to want to work hard for you and, eventually, increase the bottom line. You will learn exactly how to be a leader people will follow.