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The Gift of Adversity is a collection of stories and strategies from a life lived through challenge. It began as a means of healing after the workplace accident that claimed Lisa Standeven’s dominant hand, making her an amputee. Confronting physical and emotional damage was only the beginning of Lisa’s journey. The more she healed, the more she grew, setting new goals and reaching new heights. This is an account of her journey. Although the stories are unique to Lisa, the emotions and challenges are common to every human experience. The recalling and recounting of life’s failures and setbacks brings to light many valuable lessons. This is a book of hope, and includes tangible tool —proven to turn trials into triumphs—that you can use every day. The message is this: you have everything you need to succeed. Have the courage to embrace your true self and shine your unique light in the world. Every challenge and adversity brings gifts of learning, humility, and inspiration. No one does it alone; build a winning team with people who lift you up and support your goals and dreams. And remember, no summit marks the end of your growth. The journey continues. Enjoy each moment. Have faith.

Alejandro has written an autobiographical memoir which he feels has the potential to greatly benefit society. Unfortunately his message does not agree with the current "agenda" and he has been blacklisted by the United States media. On the morning of December 14, 2012, the nation found out the reason why Alejandro was such a threat because the effect from this corruption resulted in the tragic events at Sandy Hook Elementary and thus, every American Citizen is indirectly affected by the information contained in this publication. The reality is that if the Vatican would have acknowledged Alejandro's warning, those events could have been prevented. It was in February 2009 when Alejandro returned home from a short hiatus and discovered he had been locked out by strangers. His partner, well-known porn director Michael Goss, was dead and Alejandro knew something was horribly wrong. He went to the Los Angeles Sheriffs for help, but instead, they publicly humiliated him. When the Santa Monica based attorney, Jan Morrison, filed for probate on behalf of her client, Thomas Proechel, Alejandro submitted a formal allegation against him for the murder of Michael Goss, which the authorities completely ignored. Eight months later, music artist Lady Gaga released the song "Alejandro." She has stated her inspiration was from a "Sex Monster" and the reason is because Michael Goss's media company Goss Productions, produced male fetish pornography. Lady Gaga allegedly knows the individual responsible for killing Michael Goss; that individual is a member of the Royal Arch degree of Freemasonry. His Masonic brother, Steve Cooley, happens to be the District Attorney for Los Angeles and when Alejandro confronted Mr. Cooley alleging R. William Rheinschild for the murder of Michael Goss, the response from the DA's office informed him that Michael Goss's estate, which was valued at approximately $10 Million, "did not meet the preliminary requirement of the Major Fraud division to consider investigating"; the requirement was a total property loss of at least $300,000.00. As an insult, Mr. Cooley's office redirected Alejandro back to the local authorities. The truth is, local and federal authorities have refused to help Alejandro. His career has been ruined by defamation. In December 2010 he filed a declaration which presented the evidence that proved Michael Goss was murdered. A month later an attempt to murder him failed and the LAPD censored his police report and in March 2012, Alejandro's image appeared without his consent in an advertisement for BluMedia Group which was posted on an adult pay-per-view networking website. His image was manipulated to appear as if he was being raped and was entitled "The Predator and the Prey." After confronting a representative for Katz Media Group in New York City, the Vice President of Public Relations suggested he write a book. The intention was to stall time so Alejandro's statute of limitations would run out but to everyone's surprise, Alejandro finished his book within a week and submitted it to the Library of Congress in August 2012 and in fact, Alejandro has dedicated his book to the VP of PR for Katz Media. Since person responsible for killing Michael Goss has corrupted local government in his favor and because Alejandro has exhausted every avenue for recourse, he had no other choice but to elevate his case to God's divine jurisdiction. The reason why this book is significant is because Alejandro exposes the root of social injustice and in the last chapter he makes some very specific statements that came to fruition in October 2012 when hurricane Sandy hit the northeastern United States. Do not pass this book up because Alejandro's message just might be our salvation against the Beast called Freemasonry.

One conversation is all it takes to break a world wide open. Seventeen-year-old Macy Lyons has been through something no one should ever have to experience. And she’s dealt with it entirely alone. On the outside, she’s got it pretty good. Her family’s well-off, she’s dating the cute boy next door, she has plenty of friends, and although she long ago wrote her mother off as a superficial gym rat, she’s thankful to have allies in her loving, laid-back dad and her younger brother. But a conversation with a boy at a party one night shakes Macy out of the carefully maintained complacency that has defined her life so far. The boy is Sebastian Ruiz, a recovering addict who recognizes that Macy is hardened by dark secrets. And as Macy falls for Sebastian, she realizes that, while revealing her secret could ruin her seemingly perfect family, keeping silent might just destroy her. The Fix follows two good-hearted teenagers coming to terms with the cards they were dealt. It’s also about the fixes we rely on to cope with our most shameful secrets and the hope and fear that come with meeting someone who challenges us to come clean. Sky Pony Press, with our Good Books, Racehorse and Arcade imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of books for young readers—picture books for small children, chapter books, books for middle grade readers, and novels for young adults. Our list includes bestsellers for children who love to play Minecraft; stories told with LEGO bricks; books that teach lessons about tolerance, patience, and the environment, and much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.

This collection of eleven entertaining, thought-provoking stories about sports and the games people play offers both a male and female perspective on just what's so funny about the ways we compete.

We all use the word remembrance as a memory tool or a hope of recollection for ourselves when we have fallen into deep depression or have a feeling of hopelessness, to remember those incredibly special moments we shared with others. December 25th, Christmas Day for all kids, is the best day of the year (besides their own birthday). It’s a celebration full of happiness, gifts, smiles, laughter, joy, and excitement. You would never associate that day with a broken heart, sadness, and a mother having to tell her three kids the worst news ever ... well, it’s possible. Life experienced a kid named Ray at a young age to grow up and understand the real importance of being strong for the people that are around you. December 25th, 2008, his father Memphis committed suicide and it made him question everybody and everything, including God. He was in the 3rd grade, eight years old, and the oldest of three children. His family went through one of the hardest times in their life, with no one to turn to in times of despair. At that point in his life, he could not grasp the purpose of that decision and mentally was disturbed. He didn’t know how to handle what he was going through, with that being said, he decided that nothing in life was worth it anymore and succeeding wasn’t on his agenda any longer. He gave up. He didn't go to school for two months straight. He quit sports. He never ate, and at times, he questioned life itself. His mother Star was the only thing that kept him moving and motivated. She was his inspiration, motivation, and the reason he kept going.

This book is dedicated to the hard working men and women who wear a police uniform everywhere in America. This book contains individual stories concerning actual events which the author was involved in during his 28 years as a Philadelphia Police Officer These incidents include homicide, rape, child abuse, robbery and almost any other deviate act devised by the human mind- it also contains some of the more humorous aspects of the job. It demonstrates how quickly a quiet moment can turn into a life and death struggle and how police officers must decide in a heart - beat what actions to take. Their decision may define the rest of their careers and their lives as well as the lives of the public they serve. The uniform officers do not have the luxury of hindsight when making their decisions. An officer makes un-told number of life altering decisions during law enforcement career. Most of the time they make the right choice but occasionally they make a mistake. This book demonstrates how an officer is forced to be a doctor, lawyer and occasionally a judge. The life of a cop is a thankless job but yet they continue to do it. This book contains just a sample of what a police officer sees during his / her police careers.

This volume offers insights into contemporary trends and perspectives in psychobiographical research. It applys new theoretical and methodological frameworks and presents discourses on psychobiography from transdisciplinary backgrounds and various socio-cultural contexts, displaying the new state-of-the-art, new trends and themes in psychobiography. The book outlines psychobiography’s outstanding contribution to psychology from 36 internationally reputable authors. It also presents the ideas of five outstanding psychobiographers through interview excerpts. This book is a must for researchers, lecturers and practitioners in the field of psychology and social sciences interested in the use of new psychological theories and methodologies in life-span research.