Ten Simple Tips For Surviving The Apocalypse

Do you have what it takes to survive the apocalypse? Are you sure? Let Javi help Ten Simple Tips For Surviving The Apocalypse is a handy guide for anyone who wants to weather the end of the world's mayhem, misery, and mutants with flair. Javi Lipschitz, survivor extraordinaire and all-around lucky bastard, lays out his game plan for making it to safety when everything you own fits on a pink Huffy bicycle. From how to pick the perfect travel companions (badasses definitely preferred) to the necessity of personal hygiene-seriously, dude, it might be an apocalypse but that's no reason not to wash your briefs-you'll get detailed ideas, personal anecdotes and, most importantly, a sense of hope that not all is lost. Most is lost, maybe. But not all. "*Apocalypse Survival Assessment quiz included*"

Then the Purple Plague took out the world as he knew it, Javi had to survive long enough to reach the hills. With his motley collection of companions and an unlikely lover, he might achieve his goal, and has some advice for those who wish to live. Learn from his errors.

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The survival list for the thrivalist

You have ten minutes. Now go! The phone has rung. The emergency message pinged on your mobile. The radio comes alive and the rolling TV news has only one story. It's happened, come true, the end of civilisation. Natural disaster. World War III. Alien invasion. A fast spreading equine influenza jumping the species boundary, or just a plain old zombie apocalypse. If you're lucky it'll be only one. Either way, you've got to evacuate. You have ten minutes. Now go! Survivor is your guide to creating a Bug Out Bag for an emergency situation forcing you from your home and features survival guides, short fiction and chapters from In The End, GJ Stevens’ spine-chilling novel.

Let's face it: most of us are not prepared to face a basic disaster survival situation, let alone a zombie uprising. What are you going to do when all the trappings of civilization are ripped away by rotting, undead hands? During a Zombie Apocalypse, the electricity stops running, water stops flowing from the tap, and the rule of law becomes the Law of the Jungle. Hordes of ravenous, cannibalistic ghouls roam the streets, seeking human flesh. It would be a miracle if you survive the first night, let alone a month. Your life expectancy has just dropped to next winter...if you're lucky.That's where this book comes in. It provides you with not just the information you need to survive the coming Zombie Apocalypse, but the confidence such knowledge brings. After reading this book, you will learn:* The different classifications of zombies, along with their strengths and weaknesses* How to cope with the overall zombie-caused breakdown of society* Combat-proven zombie-fighting tactics and techniques* How to find food, water, and shelter in a zombie-overrun world* Skills for surviving other apocalyptic dangers, including rogue government agencies, zombie animals, and other humans competing for scarce resources* How to prepare a Zombie Bug-Out Bag to get you through that critical first week of the Zombie ApocalypseThis revised and updated edition contains new information, including a chapter on the very worst case of a worst-case scenario: surviving the Zombie Apocalypse in a major metropolitan city like Chicago or Atlanta! If, like the author, you're the least bit concerned about surviving the coming Zombie Apocalypse, you need this book. It's a no-brainer.

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