Thank You For Flushing My Head In The Toilet And Other Rarely Used Expressions

For Achilles and Helen, getting bullied is a dismal fact of life -- Achilles regularly has his head flushed in the toilet, and Helen invents reasons to arrive late to school so she can avoid a vicious clique. When cool girl Glinda magically materializes and offers them a way out, they each jump at the chance. But Glinda's solution is to turn them into the very people who have tormented them. Can Achilles and Helen find another way out?

Extraordinary, action-oriented, off-the-beaten path monologues for teenagers.

For Alisa, it's already tough being a mid-year arrival in her junior year. To make matters worse, her locker is next to a sprawling shrine for Beth Turner, a lacrosse player who died a year earlier. While Alisa tries to eke out space for her books, the popular "M Squad" harasses the rest of the school into a state of non-stop remembrance for Beth. But when Alisa befriends Brady, a former student reporter, she discovers another recent death that was completely overshadowed by Beth's, leaving many students feeling isolated. Can the students band together to acknowledge these losses and begin to heal?

The body count is on the rise, and the blood may be on an innocent man's hands! A dark power is haunting Adrian, terrorizing him, whispering dark secrets and ghastly promises in his ear. Unable to account for his own whereabouts unable to trust his own senses Adrian wonders if he is responsible for recent murders. The police certainly seem to think he knows more than he's letting on. And now Adrian is starting to believe sinister forces are watching him from the real world and in the realm of his own nightmares. Meanwhile, Molly worries about her friend, not realizing that she may have become the next target of his unholy desires.

Sometimes, the hardest part of staying together is keeping a straight face... Ever wish you could leave all your problems behind and make a fresh start somewhere else? Trade the stresses and strains of everyday life for your own slice of sun-kissed paradise on the other side of the world? Jamie and Laura Newman certainly have. When Jamie's spectacular meltdown at work results in him being handed his P45, and Laura finds her working days end up with her rugby tackling defenceless pensioners in the high street, a move ten thousand miles away sounds ideal. After all, it might mend some of the cracks that have appeared in their marriage over the past few months... So when Laura is offered a new job in Australia, the Newman family think their dreams have come true. But as the old saying goes - be careful what you wish for, you might just get it. As the hapless couple soon find out, problems have a way of following you, no matter how far you go to avoid them. Can love survive under different skies?

Martin Peters stumbles upon an odd light that morphs into a black oval. Swallowed up the by shape, he finds himself inside a UFO. Alien creatures perform unimaginable experiments on him. Finally, Martin is returned to Earth, left in the high mountains of Spain. He is found and taken to a hospital where specialists discover that his condition is something not of this world. When he awakens, he realizes he is now in another prison, where his "mentors" will hold him, at any cost, to discover secrets that may be locked inside his subconscious. Will Martin escape from his prison-like existence? And who should he fear most, captors from another world or his own?