The Big Adventures Of Little Dick

You don't have to be big to do great things! Tiny Dick proves that in this hilarious and fun coloring book. TD isn't huge but he makes up for it with his giant personality and fun adventures! This book is great for bachelorette parties, boring Friday nights home alone, or to send to a (very tiny) ex-boyfriend.

Meet Little Penis, the cute dinky winky you bring to life when you put your finger in the puppet in this delightfully crass and hilarious parody board book for adults. This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, put your finger in the hole in the back of the book, and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early, so big and tall; gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug); head to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more—getting bigger and bigger with the turn of each page. Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but there’s a happy ending as he finds his snug, warm place called home!

Join Little Dick in his big world of adventures; he sure gets up to a lot of mischief for such a little guy and he needs your help to make it colorful again.This NSFW funny adult coloring book is for anyone over 18 with a sense of humor, a perfect gift for partners, a funny bachelorette or hen party novelty gift, or a stocking filler for secret Santa, or perhaps an unexpected but most definitely appreciated gift for you favorite coworkers birthday present.Show them you care, with Little Dick.

Are you an adult who enjoys the fun side of life? Do you love things that are slightly risqué and a little bit naughty? This coloring book could be just what you need! Many adults now enjoy coloring in as a form of relaxation and there are many different books out there that provide all sorts of things to perfect their skills on, like complex designs, mandalas, and other intricate drawings. But what if you are a fan of the spicy side of life? What is there available for you? This adult coloring book, The Big Adventures of the Cute Vajayjay, provides lots of images for adults that are based around a cartoon character of a woman's most sensitive parts and will provide you with: A relaxing pastime A means to relieve stress and tension An opportunity to practice long lost skills Improving accuracy and concentration Fun and interactive coloring Images that will bring a smile to your face And more... This fun coloring book, designed specifically for adults with a sense of humor is a great way of passing the time and unwinding after a long day and has plenty to keep your interest with 25 images that include skydiving, running a marathon, boxing, bungee jumping, and many more. Suitable as a gift for bachelor parties, bachelorette parties, birthdays, Christmas, and other occasions, The Big Adventures of the Cute Vajayjay is a great coloring book for anyone who loves the fun side of life.

Are you easily offended? Then exit immediately! This book is full of the filthiest swear words imaginable. If you curse like a sailor and don't give two f*cks about what people think, this book is perfect for you! The book has 30 different pages to cover. The pages are single sided so you can easily use markers and gel pens.

With a focus on being a little touch of whimsical, with just a dash of crude, these cute, amusing little penis guys will share with you an array of comical antics, every page meant to make you smilingly go "Wow!" and laugh. Purchase only if you have an open sense of humor! Within you get 36 Coloring Pages (Single-sided, though with the title of the image on the back side), 7 DIY Bookmarks, & a Color Testing Page. Please note that this is the Condensed Edition. To find the 110 page full edition, just check out more by this seller! This book would be great for a bachelorette party, girl's night out, or a gag gift. Perfect for women but also men that don't mind having a laugh too.

DISCLAIMER: these pages are NSFW, and are NOT suitable nor designed for kids despite how adorable the artwork may be. They are, however, illustrated just for you adults, with a focus on being a little touch of whimsical, with just a dash of crude. They are cute, amusing little penis guys that will share with you an array of comical antics, every page meant to make you smilingly go "Wow!" and laugh. Purchase only if you have an open sense of humor! You won't find another book quite like this one! It's a unique experience you will just have to share with others. You'll find in these 110 pages an explosion of content: 36 Coloring Pages (Single-sided, though with the title of the image on the back side) 3 Mazes (Can also be colored) 3 Draw-Your-Own 'Lil Pecker Grid Pages 4 Circumcision Game Pages (7 Hangman-Style Games) 3 Pages Dick-Tac-Toe (36 Games) 3 Cock Block Squares Game Pages 1 42-Word Crossword Puzzle (X2 for Team Play) 8 Dickmarks (DIY Bookmarks) 1 Dice Cube (DIY Cut Out) 10 Race Tracks (DIY Cut Outs) 20 Head Tokens (DIY Cut Outs) 1 Page for Friend Signatures 1 Color Testing Page This book would make a great gift for a bachelorette party or girl's night out; much of the games included take that into consideration, especially the included board game that up to 10 players can color, cut out, and play with at once! Great for women but also men that don't mind having a laugh. Featuring the artwork of SledgePainter; if you love this artwork, check out more by this seller!

30 Page #LOL Penis Inspired Joke Coloring Book. Not For Prudes. This Book Is Definately For Those With A Good Sense Of Humour.