The Funniest Sports Joke Book Ever

What lights up a stadium? A match! Which athletes are the warmest? Long jumpers! How do footballers stay cool? They play close to the fans! Kids will fall over laughing at these sporty jokes, perfect for celebrating the Olympics!

Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

You'll fall out of your tree laughing at these hilarious animal jokes! What is black, white and red all over? A sunburnt penguin! What do you call a pig who knows karate? Porkchop! What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck!

Funny Sports Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny and hilarious sports jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Includes fun mazes and puzzles Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, comedy with a MASSIVE assortment of sports jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you and your child to laugh hysterically! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: Why do golfers carry extra shirts? A: In case they get a hole-in-one! LOL Q: What animals love bowling? A: Alley cats! HAHA Q: How can a basketball player stay cool? A: Sit next to a fan! LOL Q: What do cheerleaders like to drink? A: Root beer! HAHA Q: What animal can hit a baseball the best? A: A bat! LOL Q: What did the coach say to the snack machine? A: Give me my quarterback! Funny and hilarious sports jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! Sports are a great way to for people to connect and have fun. Adding a little bit of laughter and comedy never hurt! You will be rolling on the floor laughing at these silly jokes. This collection of sport jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. You'll really hit one out of the park. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!

Is it your GOAL to have jokes, riddles, and puns that hit a HOME RUN? Then this book of sports-themed humor SCORES Crazy about sports? Love to laugh? Just for Kicks makes all your favorites--including baseball, football, hockey, soccer, and golf--rib-ticklingly funny. From ghoulish games to foolish fans, it finds the fun in each and every game. How does Santa kick a football? With his mistletoe. What race gives the winner bike shorts? The Tour de Pants. This one's a sure winner

Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

If you've ever wanted to be the life of the party but were unsure of where to start, this book will point you in the right direction! Contained within these pages are hundreds of the most hilarious jokes you'll ever read. From one-liners to enthralling sagas, this collection is genuinely The Best Joke Book Ever, and will entertain adults and children of all ages.This carefully curated collection includes new jokes, classic jokes, animals and blondes, married couples and lovers, doctors and patients, church-goers, students, lawyers, crooks and more!