The Giant Book Of Dirty Limericks

Grossly irreverent and far from politically correct, the humor in these X-rated jokes is equaled only by their amazingly clever wording. The limerick form is complex, Its contents deal mainly with sex. It burgeons with virgins And masculine urgin's, And a wealth of erotic effects. ♦ ♦ ♦ A girl with magnificent tits, When dancing would wiggle her hips; A wonderful flirt, She'd lift up her skirt, And exhibit her sensuous lips. ♦ ♦ ♦ The nipples of young Miss Hong Kong, When excited were twelve inches long. This embarrassed her lover, Who was pained to discover She expected no less of his dong.

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Funny, feisty and crass! Here are 101 fresh original limericks to shock and amuse!

Inside these covers you will find a collection of licentious limericks which have been handed down from generation to generation by word of mouth, some of them for over a hundred years. Until quite recently, few of these verses had ever appeared in print for public consumption, although many had been privately printed and circulated from time to time. This definitive collection of the world's rudest, lewdest limericks will perhaps finally bestow respectability upon stanzas long venerated in oral tradition. Most of them are bawdy, some are wickedly clever - all are guaranteed to raise a laugh. There was a young man from Kildare, Who was having his girl on the stair; On the forty-fourth stroke, The banister broke And he finished her off in mid-air.