The Grumpy Gnome S Garden

This is a magical story set in an overgrown garden the size of a field where one very lonely, sometimes grumpy gnome wishes things were different. Although he wants his garden to be a beautiful place where he can sit, he works with wood all day and does not know how to change the wild growth into something wonderful and inviting. One day, a green-fingered Fairy Princess comes to stay in the Gnome’s cottage, and with a little hard work, a little magic and a little assistance from Mark-o’-the-Wisp who lives next door transforms his wilderness into a gorgeous garden. Along the way, the Fairy Princess helps the Gnome make friends with his neighbours and other locals, and even encourages a furry feline housemate! Touching on themes such as the importance of friendship and the wonder of nature against the backdrop of the seasons, The Grumpy Gnome’s Garden will be loved by children aged 4 upwards. For anyone who loves nature, this modern fairytale is an enchanting read for children and adults to share.

The Giggle-Inducing Stories of the Goofy Gnomes and Their Enchanting Garden" is a delightful collection of lighthearted and funny children's stories centered around the whimsical world of gnome-themed storytelling. Each chapter tells a different tale of the Goofy Gnomes and their comical mishaps, charming garden escapades, and hilarious adventures, making it a perfect read-aloud for families or a delightful solo escape into a magical garden filled with enchanting garden tales. These funny gnome stories are ideal for those who seek a charming and humorous adventure in a world of magical garden tales, full of comical gnome mishaps and charming gnome adventures. Whether you are looking for a fun and amusing book for your children or just seeking a little escapism and humor, "The Giggle-Inducing Stories of the Goofy Gnomes and Their Enchanting Garden" promises to transport you into a magical world of laughter and whimsy

Move over zombies and adolescent vampires. There’s a new threat in town—and it’s only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless yard decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it’s here. Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defense expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system—Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply—for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognizing and interpreting the signs of a gathering hoard, and—in the event that a secured perimeter is breached—confronting and combating the attackers at close range.

'A poignant story... beautifully written' Holly Miller 'Gorgeous, tender, spine-tingling storytelling' Miranda Dickinson An uplifting story about love and the power of family from the author of The First Time I Saw You. Fans of Jojo Moyes and Cecilia Ahern will adore this heartfelt and hopeful story. One minute Jen and her sister Kerry were crossing the road to go to the shops and the next minute life was changed forever. Jen lost her sister in the accident that day, as well as a part of herself. Jen is married to her wonderful (if slightly awkward) husband, Ed, is mother of two perfect children and living in a house like something out of a Next catalogue. She has everything she has ever wanted. But who is she without her sister? As her memories of Kerry become her reality, the further away she gets from her family. Can she learn to say goodbye to her sister before it's too late? Readers love If I Could Say Goodbye: 'Powerful and immersive, heart-wrenching and hopeful' 'Buy this book. You will not be disappointed for a second!' 'I laughed and cried throughout this book' 'I was hooked from the beginning' 'A wonderful, life-affirming novel' 'I absolutely adored it from start to finish' 'A wonderful read that will stay with me for a long time' 'I really can't recommend this book enough!' 'So powerful and poignant... a beautifully written book' 'This book is funny, heart-warming and life-affirming. Basically ALL THE FEELS'

"It is a little known fact that garden Gnomes are actually living Gnomes." Leroy and Maude are two of these wonderful, lovely creatures. Here are some of their adventures.