The Little Book Of Woke Jokes

Are you tired of your uncle's racist jokes at Thanksgiving? Of seemingly harmless "dad jokes" that empower the oppressive patriarchy? Of coworkers' heteronormative assumptions during happy hours? If so, The Little Book of Woke Jokes is your key to ensuring no hour is ever happy around you again. In it, you'll find over 200 "innocent" jokes, with clear explanations of why they're problematic. For example: Q: Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? A: Kleptomania is a mental health issue, and the fact that you'd laugh at someone with a mental health issue tells me more about you than about them. (Ableist punchline: They take everything literally.) The Little Book of Woke Jokes also makes a great gift for that special someone in all our lives - the blue-haired, 20-something who scolds strangers as a hobby. Never run out of lectures again, and - more importantly - prove you're against white supremacy by buying this book.

FULL DISCLOSURE: This book consists of 101 (mostly) blank pages. It's a joke, ok?

The Woke are transcendent. Never before has so much wisdom, knowledge, and virtue been embodied by a movement.But the movement is under attack.Nazis, white supremacists, men ... the threats are legion. If you're terrified, angry, or both by the fact that everywhere you turn, literally Hitler is staring back, this book is essential for your emotional survival.Topics covered include: - How white people should celebrate Halloween.- The danger of principles.- When science goes too far.- 21st-century policing.- Why you should always hire Woke!Woke Fragility is the field manual to winning over the moderate in your life. Techniques ranging from shouting "racist" at them, to changing the definition of "racist" to include them are covered in depth, as well as concrete demands on how America must be born again from today's dystopian ashes.

"Humor enriches our lives, but it can also raise moral trouble. Is humor that relies on deception, maliciousness, or stereotyping always immoral? Does motive matter in determining the moral value of a joke? Why are certain topics out of bounds for humor? In Wisecracks, philosopher David Shoemaker delves into the fascinating relationship between humor and morality in our everyday lives. In this book, Shoemaker sets aside the crafted forms of humor we find in comedy specials, TV skits, and more and focuses on the informal, improvised wit that occurs in interpersonal relationships-such as teasing, mockery, and pranks-known as wisecracks. The key difference between wisecracks and jokes? Jokes are told, whereas wisecracks are made. Sometimes wisecracks involve lying, sometimes they are mean, and sometimes they play on racial or sexual stereotypes. Shoemaker untangles the intricate threads of when and why these immoral qualities are or aren't acceptable in humor. In showing how a well-developed sense of morality is central to a good sense of humor (and how to develop each), Wisecracks makes the case for how humor can heal, even when it takes a hurtful form"--

Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.

'The book everyone's talking about' The Times (Book of the Year) 'Titania McGrath is a genius' Spectator (Book of the Year) 'Beautiful classic satire' Ricky Gervais 'Hilarious . . . the most artful form of subtle parody' Joe Rogan 'Just as Bridget Jones was the embodiment of the anxiety-ridden Nineties feminist, a creation whose diary entries encapsulated all our hopes, fears and failures, so Titania McGrath is her millennial successor, a girl every bit as lost and confused, every bit as accurately observed - and equally, catastrophically, hilarious.' Sarah Vine, Daily Mail In Woke, Titania McGrath demonstrates how everybody can play their part in the pursuit of social justice. As a millennial icon on the forefront of online activism, Titania is uniquely placed to guide her readers through the often bewildering array of terminology and concepts that constitute twenty-first-century 'wokeness'. These new ideas often leave the general public bemused, particularly if they don't read the Guardian. Being woke is actually much easier than people think. As Titania demonstrates, anyone can be an activist. By simply adding a rainbow flag to your Facebook profile, or calling out an elderly person who doesn't understand what 'non-binary' means, you can change the world for the better. Indeed, social media has now made it possible to show how virtuous you are without having to do anything at all. Timely and indispensable, Titania's step-by-step guide will help you to become the woke person you need to be in an increasingly progressive world. In a non-patronising manner, Titania will explain why you are wrong about everything and how to become more like her.

All new content from the bestselling Dad Jokes All New Dad Jokes is the second book from the most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes. Now with a following of over 1 million, All New Dad Jokes provides brand new content guaranteed to leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Instagram account with more than 1 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favorites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, an 18 year-old social networking mastermind started his career at the tender age of 14 , when he created his original platform, Football.Newz, to serve audiences for the World cup 2014. He has recently added another nine platforms in different genres (of which @DadJokes is one), with nine million followers and rising. This is his second book. Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack? A: An abdominal snowman.

This is a fun-filled collection of clean jokes, anecdotes, puns, wisecracks, quotations, and tall stories designed for speakers, teachers, pastors, businessmen, masters of ceremonies and everyone who likes to laugh. Arranged alphabetically.