The Misreadbible Book Of Moses

Four hundred years after their entry into Egypt, God’s chosen people have managed to get themselves all enslaved. How can the omnipotent creator of the Universe free his people from bondage and deliver them to the promised land? By sending a random shepherd with a speech impediment to repeatedly threaten Pharaoh, that’s how. In this satirical retelling of the biblical books of Exodus to Deuteronomy, the long-suffering Moses leads a tribe of grumbling Israelites through the desert whilst trying to appease a petulant deity who turns smitey at the drop of a hat. Will he ever reach the promised land? Will there be any Israelites left unsmitten by the time he gets there? And what exactly is the Lord’s beef with yeast anyway?

In first century Galilee, a humble carpenter is given some rather unusual news: he is the Son of God! Leaving his home, family, and carpentry business, Jesus of Nazareth travels to Peraea to learn the ways of the Dunker from his barmy hermit cousin John, who has a penchant for plunging people into water. Returning to Galilee, he calls together a posse of twelve random dudes and begins his father’s mission to preach the Kingdom of God (whatever that means). Along the way, he heals the sick, casts out demons, gives bizarre ranting sermons, and amasses a following. But little does he know that a much bigger destiny awaits him…

The Little Book of Moses explains more than 1300 biblical topics from A to Z. Bible characters, places, and events; major doctrines, prophecies, and spiritual topics are discussed. Readers will gain a broader understanding of God’s plan, grace and works, perceived bible contradictions, and the seven ages of the Church. Discover how there is no contradiction between true science and the God’s word, better understand the creation week, where dinosaurs came from, the fall of Lucifer, and the likely answer to UFOs. Discover the history of Jacob's pillar stone. Gain insight into the parables of Jesus. Find answers regarding the two witnesses, the three angels' messages, the 144,000, the innumerable multitude, the "beast" of Revelation, the seven seals, and much more. Understand the true gospel as taught by Christ and the apostles. More than 400 pages, the Little Book of Moses represents more than 30 years of research, writing, editing, and cross referencing.

The Sixth and Seventh Book of Moses.

Opening the Books of Moses presents an introduction to the first five books of the Bible. It is written for any student engaged in the scholarly study of these most central of biblical texts. The aim throughout is to examine the books with a view to illuminating the ideas, beliefs and experiences of the time. This broad overview provides: a survey of the current state of Pentateuchal research; an analysis of how the texts were shaped by their time and audience; an outline of Jewish areas in the Persian period; the study concludes with an analysis of key concerns in the study of the Pentateuch, notably the Torah, geography, ethnicity, the nature of Yahweh and other deities, theories of cult, treaties and oaths, and Moses himself.