The Unofficial Harry Potter Love Notes Book

From the authors of "The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook," comes the guide that every young witch and wizard needs to help them navigate the most powerful magic of all: love. Does talking to that witty warlock make you feel like a Tongue-Tying Curse was cast upon on you? If so, arm yourself with a charming line like, "You must be a Niffler because you stole my heart." Does the mere sight of that witty witch make you feel like you've swallowed a Puking Pastille? Tell her, "You're so charming Professor Flitwick takes notes from you." Has your heart (and homework) been stolen by a dashing dark wizard? Say, "Are you a Dementor? Because I'd never recover from your kiss." Inside these magical, kid-friendly pages you'll find quizzes, romantic gift ideas and countless Potter-inspired love lines to build your confidence and help you tell that witch or wizard - or Muggle! - how you feel. So cast a Summoning Charm and get your hands on this book. Your lonely days of longing for love are about to go...EVANESCO! (This book is a parody and is not affiliated in any way with any other official or unofficial Harry Potter book, J.K. Rowling, or Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc.)

Cast a spell on your taste buds with these delicious recipes! From cauldron cakes and chocolate frogs to everyday meals in the Weasley household, one of the most spectacular aspects of Harry Potter is the food. Now with this fantastical cookbook, you can create breakfast, entrees, desserts, and drinks inspired by some of your favorite aspects of the Harry Potter universe! Included are dozens of recipes such as: Dudley’s Hamburger Special Trelawney’s Divination Tea Canary Cremes Deathday R.I.P. Cookies Hogwarts House Cups Aging Potion Kidney and Beef Pies And many, many more! Whether you like sweet or savory, hot or cold, this variety of recipes from across the Wizarding World are sure to impress your friends and family. Easy, step-by-step recipes will bring out your inner witch or wizard and have you prepping feasts worthy of the Hogwarts Great Hall. So whip out your wands and your aprons and get cooking with An Unofficial Harry Potter Fan's Cookbook!

Make every day a spell-tacular celebration with the Harry Potter-inspired cookbook mugglenet.com calls "beautiful, well-laid out, and easy to read" and features "a large variety of recipes – something for every event". What better way to celebrate than by whipping up a magically delicious meal in your kitchen? From sumptuous fall and winter feasts to delectable desserts and tea-time treats, this book has all of your holidays and special occasions covered, with an extra magical twist. Celebrate in true wizarding world style with recipes like: - Pumpkin Pasties - Cauldron Cakes - Roast Beef - Yorkshire Pudding - Chocolate Gateau - Bath Buns - Rock Cakes - and many more! Bring your love for wizardry and magic into the kitchen and onto the table with The Unofficial Hogwarts for the Holidays Cookbook—the perfect gift for any Potterhead. With 75 delicious recipes, easy step-by-step instructions, and spellbinding full-color photographs, this cookbook is sure to stupify any fan of the boy who lived. Tuck in!

Magical Masterpieces of Mixology Inspired by the Harry Potter Universe​ With simple instructions and insider bartender know-how, The Unofficial Potter–Inspired Book of Cocktails is the perfect guide of spell-tacular spirits for age-appropriate witches and wizards. The seventy-five potions and elixirs featured in this book are cocktail classics that have been given a magical makeover using unique ingredients such as activated charcoal, popping candy, and dry ice, transforming the mundane mixed drink into a bewitching brewed beverage. Charm guests with color-changing concoctions, fizzing cocktail bombs, and flaming creations, including: Butterscotch Beer Nearly Legless Nick Expecto Martini Hex on the Beach Tom Riddle-Collins And more! Whether you’re a witch, wizard, squib, or muggle, everyone can enjoy that magical feeling of finding their perfect sip with The Unofficial Harry Potter–Inspired Book of Cocktails.

Every event is magical when it's inspired by the imaginative Wizarding World of the Harry Potter films! Bursting with photography and sprinkled with behind-the-scenes film facts, this book offers step-by-step instructions on how to create, craft, and cater five unique Harry Potter-themed events. Packed with fun and unique crafts, recipes, and activities, this book includes complete blueprints for a colorful house-themed birthday party, mysterious magical creatures-themed Halloween party, glittering Yule Ball-inspired soiree, cozy movie marathon, and charming Harry Potter-inspired wedding reception. Each party includes a complete planning strategy, plus ideas, photos, and instructions for decorating your space, catering your buffet table, sending out invitations, creating favors, planning activities, and more.

Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross, say "Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter." Has that frenemy reared her ugly head? Tell her she's the fourth Unforgiveable Curse. Is a know-it-all giving you trouble? Arm yourself with "I can tell you didn't get an O.W.L. in Transfiguration. Otherwise you would've done something about your face." Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, this is the book for you! Also available is the "Unofficial Harry Potter Love Notes Book: 75 Magical Lines to Charm Your Crush," if you're more of a hopeless romantic-type wizard or witch! https://amzn.to/2K88W2L(This book is a kid-friendly parody and is not affiliated in any way with any other official or unofficial Harry Potter book, J.K. Rowling, or Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc.)

The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults book now features additional pages, including "Tricks and Treats for Magical Bullies," as well as hilarious new illustrations and even more wicked insults such as, "You're a beast, but there's nothing fantastic about you." Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross say, "Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter." Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks For The Wicked Wizards And Witches In Your Life is the book for you! Also available is the "Unofficial Harry Potter Love Notes Book: 75 Magical Lines to Charm Your Crush," if you're more of a hopeless romantic-type wizard or witch!" https: //amzn.to/2K88W2L (This book is a kid-friendly parody and is not affiliated in any way with any other official or unofficial Harry Potter book, J.K. Rowling, or Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc.)