This Cop Needs A Mother Fucking Drink

#1 GIFT FOR POLICE We respect and appreciate our police. What better way to show appreciation than the gift of laughter and relaxation? Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. You can actually give a gift that is fun and will be appreciated! This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of whatever life throws at any member of the police force. Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, at work, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift, birthday present, retirement gift, or gift exchange! Order now for a gift that will be appreciated: )

Wherever August Morrison and Ricardo Torralba go, chaos is sure to follow. The authors certainly know this, since their “standalone book” has now turned into a series with no end in sight, because…UGH. These two. We give up. Anyway. Detective David Chandler had no clue what he was getting into when he and his partner decided they were going to nail August for murder. They didn’t realize it was one of the few murders August didn’t commit, or that their homicide investigation would lead them into the middle of a mob war. Cavalcante underboss Pedro Silva knew asking August and Ricardo for help was a terrible idea. Just mentioning their names is bad for Pedro’s blood pressure. Owing them a favor? Oh Lord. He still asked, though, because he was out of options, but he can’t say he didn’t know he’d regret it. Neither man expected things to blow up this badly. Now they’re both on the run from the mafia, the cops, and everyone in between… except for August and Ricardo. On one hand, that means they have two expert assassins in their corner. On the other, it means they have the biggest troll on the planet heckling them at every turn. And sticking them in a safehouse together. With only one bed. And if August or Ricardo make one more comment about how Dave and Pedro should just hook up already… CW: combat PTSD, alcoholism, on-page violence, discussion of abuse of a sex worker Cop vs. Capo is the fourth book in the Hitman vs. Hitman M/M romantic suspense series. Fans of L.J. Hayward and Alice Winters will love this spinoff featuring a grizzled mafia boss on the run with the detective who’s been after him for years. As with the previous books in the series: Come for the enemies to lovers, stay for the feels. And explosions.

As Paradox continues his life as a young vampire, he has finally found companionship and a partner for his undead-eternity. This time however, he has found some new friends to play with. As a young vampire continues to find himself, a once lively and vibrant city finds itself heading towards disaster. What will come of our friend and host? Only time will tell.

Author Dan F. has lived a pretty interesting life, a big part of it spent as a recovering alcoholic. He has made fortunes and, unfortunately lost a lot more than he made. He never seemed to have much trouble making money. Holding on to it was another matter... Dan has been homeless and he has lived in beautiful houses. He has slept in alleyways and he has been the guest of foreign dignitaries and prime ministers. As a recovering alcoholic, the author has been through the extremes of life, both good and bad. He quotes Judy Collins, “I’ve looked at life from both sides now.” In Don't Drink And Go To Meetings, the author takes you along as he recalls the person he used to be, reconnecting with a painful part of his past. A lot of that life was spent in blackouts as excessive drinking binges left him no memory of what had occurred when he was out cold. Along the way, he learns some valuable lessons about life, and he hopes to pass them on to others who are attempting their own journey to recovery. Filled with amusing anecdotes and the author’s witty storytelling, this book is both entertaining and insightful.

From Natalie D. Richards, the New York Times bestselling author of mystery books for teens, comes a pulse-pounding thriller about two teens who uncover something sinister, perfect for fans of Natasha Preston and Karen McManus. Mallory didn't want to leave home, but it wasn't safe to stay. So she sleeps at her best friend's house and spends the rest of her time at the library, doing her online schoolwork and figuring out what comes next. Because she's not going live in fear like her mother. Spencer volunteers at the library. Sure, it's community service for a stunt he pulled, but he likes the work. And it's the perfect escape from his parents' pressure to excel at school, at ice hockey, at everything. Especially after he meets Mallory. Then there is a tragic death at the library. Suddenly, what was once a sanctuary turns sinister. Ghostly footprints, strange scratching sounds, scrawled messages on bulletin boards and walls... Mallory and Spencer don't know who or what is responsible, but one thing is for sure: They are not as alone—or as safe—as they thought. Perfect for readers looking for: Detective stories for teens Creepy books for teens Edge-of-your-seat chills and thrills Praise for Natalie D. Richards: "As addictive as it is unpredictable. Natalie will keep you second guessing until the nail-biting end."—NATASHA PRESTON, New York Times bestselling author of The Cabin on My Secret to Tell "Brimming with suspense and intrigue."—MEGAN MIRANDA, New York Times bestselling author of All the Missing Girls on My Secret to Tell Also by Natalie D. Richards: Five Total Strangers Six Months Later Gone Too Far My Secret to Tell One Was Lost We All Fall Down

The gripping and emotional Code Zero police drama series is now available as a 3-book collection. Each book takes you into the lives, loves and conflicts of three individual police officers from the same station in a South Wales city. Read together, their stories cross over between books as each officer tries to navigate a tenuous work-life balance in a world determined to conspire against them. Contemporary and hard-hitting, the Code Zero collection wrestles themes of mental health, family conflict, secrets, mistrust, and domestic suspense. Read all three books in the heart-wrenching completed series with this trilogy boxset. "Like no other series I have read before. A real treat." "Realistic characters and believable plots that move quickly." "Few authors have the ability to tell a story with the intensity Dyer does."

It seemed as though nothing could stop Jordin Tootoo on the ice. The captain of Canada’s Under-18, a fan favourite on the World Junior squad, and a WHL top prospect who could intimidate both goalies and enforcers, he was always a leader. And when Tootoo was drafted by Nashville in 2000 and made the Predators out of camp in 2003, he became a leader in another way: the first player of Inuk descent to suit up in the NHL. The stress of competition in the world’s top hockey league, the travel, the media, the homesickness—and the added pressure to hold one’s head high as a role model not only for the young people of his hometown of Rankin Inlet but for the culture that had given him the strength and the opportunities to succeed—would have been more than enough to challenge any rookie. But Tootoo faced something far more difficult: the loss of his brother in the year between his draft and his first shift for the Predators. Though he played through it, the tragedy took its inevitable toll. In 2010, Tootoo checked himself into rehab for alcohol addiction. It seemed a promising career had ended too soon. But that’s not the way Tootoo saw it and not the way it would end. As heir to a cultural legacy that included alcohol, despair, and suicide, Tootoo could also draw on a heritage that could help sustain him even thousands of miles away from Nunavut. And in a community haunted by the same hopelessness and substance abuse that so affected Tootoo’s life, it is not just his skill and fearlessness on the ice that have made him a hero, but the courage of his honesty to himself and to the world around him that he needed to rely on others to sustain him through his toughest challenge. All the Way tells the story of someone who has travelled far from home to realize a dream, someone who has known glory and cheering crowds, but also the demons of despair. It is the searing, honest tale of a young man who has risen to every challenge and nearly fallen short in the toughest game of all, while finding a way to draw strength from his community and heritage, and giving back to it as well.