Truck Drivers Joke Book

If you're looking for trucker jokes and funny truck driver jokes you've certainly come to the right place. Brand new in January 2019, these truckers jokes will have you laughing out loud. Some of the jokes are old, but some of them are new, and they will make you smile that's for sure. While we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best truck driver jokes and puns. Hopefully they won't drive you around the bend. This will make a great gift too, so buy it now!

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Truck Driver jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Truck Driver Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Truck Driver Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Truck Driver joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Truck Driver jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Truck Drivers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Truck Driver and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Truck Driver brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Truck Driver who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Truck Drivers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Truckers are a rare breed of folks; rambling and gambling, living freedom the way true Americans live their lives. The United States of America relies on the Transportation Logistics Industry as a main lifeline for continued well being. To be able to maintain a cool and positive attitude on the road is what professional drivers do best. Laughter makes the world go around and a good joke always makes for a good day! Don't hesitate, Truckers Jokes Gold Rush, is easy reading, great on the road, at break time, for anyone, anytime and makes a perfect gift!

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This book contains sixteen short humorous stories about a laid off steelworker and his career as a truck driver. The book begins with a look back at truck driving school of which he attended. He recalls his real life learning experiences on how to be a professional tractor trailer driver with very little guidance beginning as a local driver, then hitting the open road as a long haul driver. His unflappable quest of living on a houseboat and scuba diving for extra money fuel his interesting life style. There are many practical lessons of determination and sheer will power to overcome life's obstacles with a sense of humor. For information about "The Humorous Side of Trucking", please go to https://buckboylan.com/.

The Internet Joke Book - Volume Four is a collection of newfangled jokes, idiosyncratic stories, and scintillating satire gathered from throughout the United States and abroad. This book is composed of even more hilarious jokes of old and new. Various content may not be appropriate for younger readers.

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