What S My Pee Telling Me

What goes in must come out. It's that simple. But what does it all mean? Therein lies the mysteryand the key to your health and happiness. In this entertaining and fact-filled guide, the authors of the best-selling What's Your Poo Telling You? expand their probing inquiry into the workings of the human body to reveal the secrets and splendors of farts and pee, as well as more about their inevitable companion, poo. In the shocking and informative final section, the authors explode a variety of popular myths about the gastrointestinal tract. After reading this book, you'll never think of your bodily functions in the same way again!

"With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)

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Here is an illustrated guide to understanding our poo! There's no denying it, the way our bowel movements look tells us quite a bit about our diets and gastrointestinal health. And while your health is no laughing matter, there is no reason not to have some fun when taking care of yourself. Know Your Shit is a fun and informative illustrated, quick-reference guide that helps you interpret your poop. If your poop is telling you that your diet needs to change, this book also helps you make good choices about the food you eat. The perfect bathroom book, you'll know exactly where to leave Know Your Shit.

The #1 book about going #2 is back in a bigger, thicker package for a whole new generation of curious readers. Includes more than 40 descriptions of two dozen types of poo: The Complete What's Your Poo Telling You celebrates ten years of providing you with loads of facts about your bathroom health. This funny bathroom book takes an ultimately embarrassing and not-talked-about topic and turns it into a hilariously informative resource that is great for casual reading while in the loo. Features over 40 descriptions of poo, plus sidebars, medical explanations, and loads of engrossing fun facts. Did you know animal dropping have specific names? This book is more than just toilet talk. It also includes facts about poo in the wild, what it means when you have "pungent pee," and so much more. The Complete What's Your Poo Telling You hardcover edition is printed in two-color with a new author introduction. Flush with poo knowledge backed by real professionals, it is not just entertaining to browse—The Complete What's Your Poo Telling You actually contains relevant information for you to keep stored away. The hardcover edition is a must-have gift for any bowel-movement obsessed loved one. Josh Richman has an MBA from Stanford University and lives in the San Francisco Bay Area. Anish Sheth, M.D., is a gastroenterologist in Princeton, New Jersey, and is affiliated with the University Medical Center of Princeton at Plainsboro. Dr. Sheth has appeared on The Rachael Ray Show and The Doctors.

Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.

I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.

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