You Put What Up Your Butt

Only Coloring Book Like It! ★ Funny + Wrong = Totally Ass-some Holiday Gift! Laugh your butt off as you color 31 Funny X-Rays of crazy things people stuck up theirs! ◆ Inspired by real X-Rays! Inside This One-of-a-Kind Adult Coloring Book: 31 Original Designs of Ridiculous X-Rays & Funny Quotes Each Page Features Stress-Relieving Repeating Patterns, Swirls and Abstract Shapes 5 Different Pelvic Layouts with Multiple Design Options for Hours of Coloring Fun Single-Sided Pages on 8.5" x 11" White Paper Great for Most Coloring Tools (Pens, Pencils, Markers) Perfect Coloring Book for Nurses, Doctors, Medical Students and Anyone in Radiology! Awesome White Elephant, Secret Santa, Gag Gift! Grab your coloring pens & pencils and laugh a little. It's the best medicine! You Put What Up Your Butt? is a hilarious addition to any break room or staff lounge! THE perfect gift for the stressed medical professional or anyone who needs a good laugh at the expense of someone who got a little too creative with their rectum. Oops! How did that get in there, doc? No ifs, ands or BUTTs about it, it's totally ass-some! Also available from Bad Perm Unicorn: You Put What Up Your Butt? - Midnight Edition ◆ Same coloring book printed on black paper. Your colors really pop! ◆ amazon.com/dp/B085RPSGNN

Only Coloring Book Like It! ★ Funny + Wrong = Totally Ass-some Holiday Gift! Laugh your butt off as you color 31 Funny X-Rays of crazy things people stuck up theirs! This is the Midnight Edition of the popular "You Put What Up Your Butt?" adult coloring book. The coloring pages look incredible on black paper...your colors really pop! Inside This One-of-a-Kind Adult Coloring Book: 31 Original Designs of Ridiculous X-Rays & Funny Quotes Inspired by Real X-Rays! Each Page Features Stress-Relieving Repeating Patterns, Swirls and Abstract Shapes 5 Different Pelvic Layouts with Multiple Design Options for Hours of Coloring Fun Single-Sided Pages on 8.5" x 11" BLACK Paper Backgrounds - Your Colors will Look Brighter! Great for Most Coloring Tools (Pens, Pencils, Markers) Perfect Coloring Book for Nurses, Doctors, Medical Students and Anyone in Radiology! Awesome White Elephant, Secret Santa, Gag Gift! Grab your coloring pens & pencils and laugh a little. It's the best medicine! A hilarious addition to any break room or staff lounge! THE perfect gift for the stressed medical professional or anyone who needs a good laugh at the expense of someone who got a little too creative with their rectum. Oops! How did that get in there, doc? No ifs, ands or BUTTs about it, it's totally ass-some!

When your poo is stuck it's called constipation. You need to ask the doctor for special medication. What's The Story With Suppositories. The Pills For Your Butt. It's all your fault. You ate Too much cheese. Now just want to poo. Please. Rectal medication works so fast. But it only works if you stick it in your. Apples have fiber to help you poo. But it's too late for this number two. We got your prescription. It says PR. And now we have to stick it up real far.

A hilarious argument in favor of taking life a smidge less seriously Popular humor writer Anna Lind Thomas had an epiphany after her essay about a humiliating fart went mega-viral: Everything’s funny . . .eventually. You’ll cry-laugh your way through the many grave offenses she’s endured, like not getting credit for Lady Gaga’s career, an epic financial crisis, and exercising while her children dole out biting critiques about her dimpled thighs. Anna’s wit, charm, and painful relatability will encourage you to remember that your most humiliating moment may be the best thing to ever happen to you—or at the very least, it’ll make for a really good story. “A hilarious, heartwarming trip.” —Bunmi Laditan, bestselling author of Confessions of a Domestic Failure and humorist behind The Honest Toddler “I couldn’t put this down.” —Tiffany Jenkins, bestselling author of High Achiever and humorist behind Juggling the Jenkins “Deep, bowel-loosening laughs, along with a side dish of humanity and understanding.” —Johanna Stein, author of How Not to Calm a Child on a Plane and award-winning television writer and producer “Full of humor and heart.” —Cindy Chupack, New York Times bestselling author and Emmy-winning writer/producer of Sex and the City, Modern Family, Otherhood, and more

I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.

This diet-guide parody shows "extra furry" cats how to get svelte with kitty-specific versions of popular weight-loss and fitness regimes like the Zone, South Beach, Mayo Clinic, and French Women Don't Get Fat (But Their Cats Do). Americans own more than 86 million cats, and the wild popularity of cat videos--from YouTube to the Internet Cat Video Film Festival--proves that cat-lovers can't get enough kitty humor. This book pokes fun at tubby tabbies--the world's cutest (and surliest) fat creatures--with laugh-out-loud details that will tickle the funnybone of anyone "owned" by a cat. Lampooning trendy weight-loss regimes and health gurus, this book will also make people feel better about their own battle of the bulge in comparison to cats' insatiable appetites and lazy lifestyles. By eating right for their blood type, sourcing raw and living foods, joining Weight Stalkers, avoiding toxic treats, and exercising while lying down, felines of every shape (round) and size (round) will soon be motivated to ditch the fifth serving of Beef Morsels in Gravy for fresh, local options like that vole in the backyard.

The Butt and Gut Program focuses on the hip and stomach areas, but is also anoverall fitness regimen that takes 20 minutes, six days a week, for 120 days.160 pp.

‘Dr. Goldstein’s affirming, approachable, and deeply informed user-friendly advice is the best thing to happen to anal sex since lube was invented. I can’t recommend this book highly enough’ Dan Savage, author of Savage Love Am I healthy down there? How do I use a dilator? Where is the ‘A-Zone’? Our bums are a mystery to many of us. Despite the growing interest in the media, embarrassment and shame still surround conversations about anal sex and health. It’s about time that changed! Butt Seriously is the first-of-its-kind guide to all things anal. Covering toys, training exercises, sex positions and offering helpful advice for when things go wrong, this book is designed to answer all of those questions you may have felt too embarrassed to ask before. Having had a lifetime of personal and professional experience, Dr Evan Goldstein has put together all the medically accurate, scientifically-backed information you need to get your peach healthy and maximise your pleasure, whilst busting the myths around anal sex that are holding you back. Refreshingly inclusive and sex-positive, Butt Seriously is the bum bible for anyone looking to uplevel their sex life and open the (back)door to new possibilities! ‘By far the most thorough manual on anal sex’ Zachary Zane, author of Boyslut: A Memoir and Manifesto ‘This is the book I’ll now be recommending to anyone ready to make anal pleasure a part of their life’ Emily Morse, author of Smart Sex: How to Boost Your Sex IQ and Own Your Pleasure ‘No but(t)s about it, Evan Goldstein has written a definitive, personable and sorely needed guide to all-things anal!’ Ian Kerner, PhD LMFT, NY Times best-selling author of She Comes First