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A Fine and Pleasant Misery
Author | : Patrick F. McManus |
Publsiher | : Macmillan |
Total Pages | : 228 |
Release | : 1981-04-15 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 0805000321 |
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Witty cautionary tales of outdoor life.
They Shoot Canoes Don t They
Author | : Patrick F. McManus |
Publsiher | : Holt Paperbacks |
Total Pages | : 240 |
Release | : 1982-09-15 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781466809529 |
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With tongue pressed firmly in cheek and a gentle but penetrating eye for human foibles, Patrick F. McManus celebrates the hidden pleasures, unappreciated lore, and opportunities for disaster to be found in the recreations of camping, hunting, and fishing in his hilarious collection They Shoot Canoes, Don’t They? Gathered here for the reader’s edification are such treasures as the true but little known story of the discovery of the efficacy of live bait by Genghis Khan’s chef, an examination of the precarious and perhaps fanatical expertise required for ice fishing, and a consideration of the circumstances that can cause a deer to ride a bicycle. Among additional topics explored are The Crouch Hop and Other Useful Outdoor Steps, The Sensuous Angler, and Psychic Powers for Outdoorsmen. Included, too, is The Hunter’s Dictionary, an invaluable lexicon that helps the novice sportsman understand such arcane terminology as “Ooooooeee-ah-ah-ah! (If there’s one thing I hate, it’s putting on cold, wet pants in the morning)” and “Baff mast pime ig bead feas mid miff pife! (That’s the last time I try to eat peas in the dark with my hunting knife!)” The author’s appreciation of outdoor life began in his early boyhood, when he absorbed a wealth of improbable information imparted by the old woodsman Rancid Crabtree, “who bathed only on leap years.” Young McManus also enjoyed special adventures with his ill-remembered sidekick, Retch Sweeney, and another boon companion of days gone by, the loquacious family dog, Strange, whose exploits as a hunter were limited to assaulting stray chickens and on one memorable occasion a skunk. “McManus here follows up A Fine and Pleasant Misery with a collection of sketches that launches him into the front ranks of outdoor humorists.”—Library Journal
How I Got This Way
Author | : Patrick F. McManus |
Publsiher | : Macmillan + ORM |
Total Pages | : 242 |
Release | : 2010-04-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781429900690 |
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Patrick McManus, the bestselling author of such hilarious books as A Fine and Pleasant Misery and Never Sniff a Gift Fish, now offers readers solid thoughts on the qualities that define leadership, beginning with the need to be tall, and much more, in this outrageous collection of short pieces that reveals his tortuous trip along the writer's path.
If You Didn t Bring Jerky What Did I Just Eat
Author | : Bill Heavey |
Publsiher | : Grove/Atlantic, Inc. |
Total Pages | : 320 |
Release | : 2008-10-07 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781555848569 |
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A hilarious collection of essays dedicated to life in the great outdoors from Field & Stream’s acclaimed Sportsman’s Life columnist. For nearly a decade, Bill Heavey, an outdoorsman marooned in suburbia, has written the Sportsman’s Life column on the back page of Field & Stream, where he does for hunting and fishing what David Feherty does for golf and Lewis Grizzard did for the South. If You Didn’t Bring Jerky, What Did I Just Eat? is the first collection of Heavey’s sidesplitting observations on life as a hardcore (but often hapless) outdoorsman. Whether he’s hunting cougars in the desert, scheming to make his five-year-old daughter love fishing, or chronicling his father’s life through a succession of canine companions, Heavey brings his trademark wit to a wide-range of outdoor enthusiasms, running the gamut from elite expeditions to ordinary occupations. In turns hysterical and poignant, entertaining and educational, this is an irresistible addition to the collection of any avid outdoorsman—or any suburbanite intrigued by the call of the wild.
Kerplunk
Author | : Patrick F. McManus |
Publsiher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 242 |
Release | : 2008-09-30 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780743280501 |
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Presents a collection of curmudgeonly tales on Pacific Northwest country living as enjoyed by both outdoorsmen and armchair enthusiasts, in a volume that explores the lighter side of such topics as gun safes, fly tying, and bird dog flatulence.
Never Sniff A Gift Fish
Author | : Patrick F. McManus |
Publsiher | : Holt Paperbacks |
Total Pages | : 226 |
Release | : 1984-09-15 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781466809482 |
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More humorous observations and insights into the agonies and ecstacies of hunting, fishing, and camping by the author of They Shoot Canoes, Don't They?and other celebrations of life in the wild.
Whatchagot Stew
Author | : Patrick F. McManus,Patricia McManus Gass |
Publsiher | : Henry Holt |
Total Pages | : 270 |
Release | : 1990 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0805009221 |
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Memoirs blend fact and fiction including recipes for edible and not-so-edible dishes
The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories
Author | : Patrick F. McManus |
Publsiher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 195 |
Release | : 2012-10-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781620877555 |
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The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories is a hilarious addition to Patrick F. McManus’s existing work in humor. The author weighs in on his childhood, everyday life, and outdoor tales with his typical exaggerated commentary that will elicit a belly laugh from all types of readers. Read about the antics of Patrick’s friends Rancid Crabtree and Retch Sweeney in such stories as “Shaping Up for the Hunt” and “Bear Hunters.” McManus plays off the recent obsession with hoarders in his surprising story “The Lady Who Kept Things.” In the titular story, meet Patrick’s horse, Huckleberry, and enjoy the experience of all the problems that come along with owning your own horse—or keeping him in the garage. Other great stories include: “Catch-And-Eaters,” about the importance of a forked stick when fishing “$7000 TV Historical Extravaganza,” a look at one director’s loose interpretation of historical accuracy and political correctness “A Lake Too Far,” concerning the woes of Patrick and his wife, Bun, on a fateful birding trip in Australia “Chicken Chronicles,” which involves Patrick’s memory of wandering around naked in the chicken yard when guests came to call So pull up a chair, sit back, and enjoy laughing to the hilarious adventures of Patrick F. McManus in The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories.