Best Minecraft Jokes

Did you hear about the creeper's birthday party? It really went off with a BANG! Why does Alex love redstone lamps? Because they light up her life. Where do tired miners sleep? On bedrock. The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of hilarious jokes that will have you laughing your blocks off! There's something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age.

The Best Minecraft Jokes

Minecraft Jokes For Kids 2018

Jokes for Minecrafters: Mobs, Creepers, Skeletons, and More is the second book in the Jokes for Minecrafters series, which boasts more than eight hundred jokes. The jokes inside poke fun at everything Minecraft from ghasts to Endermen. All of your favorite parts of the Minecraft game are included in the book and the jokes will make you giggle like you’ve never giggled before! Inside you will find uproarious jokes like: Why don’t they have Knock, Knock jokes in Minecraft? Because Hostile Mobs don’t knock on your door—they blow it up! What do you get when you cross an Endermen with a creeper? A teleporting bomb. For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus there are silly illustrations throughout for extra laughs!

Hysterical Jokes for Minecrafters: Blocks, Boxes, Blasts, and Blow-outs is the third book in the Jokes for Minecrafters series, which includes more than 800 hysterical jokes. These clever puns and silly one-liners poke fun at everything Minecraft, from creepers and ghasts to golems and endermen. These side-splitters will have any Minecrafter rolling over with laughter! Inside you will find hysterical gut-busters such as: Q: How do Creepers listen to music? A: On a boombox. Q: How do you feel if you see a floating mob overhead? A: A-ghast! This joke book for kids ages 5 and up comes complete with silly illustrations to make these jokes even funnier. Whether you’re at home or school, you can have all your friends and family in stitches over these hilarious Minecraft jokes!

The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed with over 200 jokes inspired by the best-selling video game in the world! BONUS: Includes full-color poster! Q: What's a Minecraft zombie's favorite vegetable? A: A human bean! Q: Why aren't zombies funny? A: Because their jokes are rotten! The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of jokes and humorous illustrations that will fill Minecraft fans' inventories with laughs and giggles. There's something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age. The book also comes with a full-color insert! © 2021 Mojang AB and Mojang Synergies AB. MINECRAFT and MOJANG are trademarks or registered trademarks of Mojang Synergies AB.

Minecraft - Book of Jokes - Over 500 hilarious Jokes & Memes for kids of all ages!***** The most awesome and complete Minecraft Joke Book EVER! *****Over 500 awesome minecraft jokes and memes to keep you laughing for hours!Included Inside:∙ Hundreds of hilarious minecraft jokes for kids, from knock knock to creeper walks into a bar and everything in between - suitable for all ages.∙ Hilarious minecraft memes∙ Addicted to minecraft? - 111 signs that you are.∙ Creepers! A section dedicated to fantastic creeper jokes & memes!∙ Steve is the new Chuck Norris∙ Terrible minecraft puns to make you smile! Minecraft Book of Jokes is an unofficial Minecraft book and is an original work of fan fiction that is not associated with Minecraft or Mojang/Notch. It is an unofficial work and is not sanctioned nor has it been approved by the makers of Minecraft.Minecraft (r)/TM & (c) 2009-2013 Mojang / NotchTags: Minecraft, minecraft jokes, minecraft jokes for kids, minecraft joke books for kids, minecraft memes for kids

Special 356 funny jokes collection for Minecrafters! This joke book is sure to tickle your funny bone! Why did the chicken cross the road? Knock, knock. Who's there? What would Donald Trump be in Minecraft? As you guess the answers, you'll sure to get the giggles! With this book, you can impress your friends with your knowledge, share the jokes with your siblings, teachers and parents- and even coming up with some variations of your own! This book is the perfect go-to for getting laughs! Get a copy and roll over with laughter with the best Minecraft jokes and funniest puns!