Book Of Halloween Farts

Top gift for HALLOWEEN season! ♥ Are you ready to blast off with a memorable book to bring tons of fun and giggles? This book is for ALL AGES. Grab this latest release for the Halloween and holiday gift-giving season! Hold your nose and dive into this hilarious world of toots. From sneaky toots to brain-freezing flatulence, you'll get a whiff of wicked and wild toots that will blast you into chuckles from your knuckles to your belt buckles! Parade with the unforgettable and funky cast with a bandage ripping mummy, a spooky ghost with ghastly toots, the farting Frankie, and much more! Premium glossy cover page 8.5" x 8.5" Engaging, colorful, and hilarious art from the heart (and tummy!) An engaging book for nonstop entertainment An excellent gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on Halloween A hilarious collection of fart names and situations such as "Devil's Dungeon," "Witchy Twitchy," "whirling," "whooping, and more! One of the great Halloween books for toddlers to read-aloud Perfect fart book for kids Serves as one of the funniest books for toddlers Everyone toots, even spooky creatures too. Witch, Ghost, Vampire, and Skeleton toot too !! Make some butt-blasting new friends today. Click the BUY now button for blasts of fun, holiday vocabulary, and humor from Funskill Brew.

Grab this new release in time for Fall and Halloween! Did you know that monsters fart? It's true! Laugh and learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of the spooky life. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, butt, and bum. 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious rhyming descriptions of monster fart situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list Be sure to check out all of Jane Bexley's hilarious toot stories and fart dictionaries.

This Halloween, make it a spooky and funny one! Spooky was a farting ghost and he loved the kids the most. This book will make you wonder how the farting ghost saved halloween. Read aloud to your kids to find !

Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list

BONUS - Includes FREE "Monster Farts" Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Monster Farts: Ghoulishly Bad Gas!" You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects from this latest addition to the #1 bestselling "Fart Books" series. That's twice the farting fun! Here's what readers are saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Book series: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." ~ Lisa D. "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" ~ Tom Foster "This ebook had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" ~ Rob Rodenparker Halloween Hijinks and Monster Mashes! Get ready to laugh at the silliest, stinkiest, grossest, most ridiculous Fart Book ever! You'll be in stitches when: Milo and his pal's pranks set a porch on fire with nothing but farts! A neighbor gets the fright of his life from his toilet paper... A monster fart turns out to LITERALLY be a Monster-Fart! With 22 goofy illustrations and non-stop spooky fun, "Halloween Farts" is a must-read book for any kid on Halloween. And right now, you can get a FREE audiobook version too, INSTANTLY! Add "Monster Farts" to your cart now, before this devilish deal expires!

The Perfect Gift/Treat Idea For Halloween (Plus It's Sugar-Free!) Looking to have tons of laughs for Halloween this year? Looking for something that the whole family can read and enjoy together? Want a Halloween themed children's story book that will have everyone smiling and laughing till the end? Introducing Gaz the Farting Ghost by Tootin' Tom! Gaz is going to the Spooky School for Monsters! Follow Gaz's hilarious farting story where his constant tooting at Spooky School leaves him feeling like he has a big disadvantage compared to his friends. But maybe there is a way to turn it into his biggest advantage instead...? Find out by reading along as Gaz experiences Spooky School in his own toot-tastic way! Why Choose Gaz the Farting Ghost? Bonding Experience: Reading together is one of the best ways for families to build stronger bonds and share special moments Professional Illustrations: Fully colored custom illustrations that immerse you in the story by bringing every character and scene to life. Great Halloween Gift Idea: When it comes to an easy and quick, yet creative Halloween gift idea for the kids, there is no matching a funny rhyming story book that you can experience together. Plus it's 100% sugar-free! Need More Reasons? ✅ Premium gloss cover with fully colored interior pages. ✅ Ideal for all ages that like silly farting humor - nothing overly gross. ✅ Age-appropriate illustrations - to be enjoyed by both adults and young children. ✅ Hilarious farting situations that are sure to have the kids (and adults!) giggling with laughter. So What Are You Waiting For? Click "Add To Cart" NOW & Get Your Copy Today!

A little girl discovers that even Canadians have gas.